Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[Хahar 🤔]

The map we've all been waiting for:

[Ebowed]

Are we talking about the same Xahar?

I hope there's not another one.

[Хahar 🤔]

olds

[Kaine for Senate '18]

The map we've all been waiting for:

I had a 51 state victory quite a while ago, in response to Mikey predicting it.

[Joe Republic]

I'm surprised Clinton didn't have more couches

They say men think about sex every 45 seconds. A related made-up statistic is that male Republicans think first of sex when Bill Clinton is brought up 95% of the time. It is of note that male Republicans who think about Bill Clinton having sex in the Oval Office think of it 75% more often than Bill Clinton himself does. Who wants a bumper sticker? And who else read too much into 'bumper sticker'? You're officially a pig!

[Joe Republic]

Are we finished considering Rasmussen a credible polling firm?

After the uprising of the 17th June
The Secretary of the Writers Union
Had leaflets distributed in the Stalinallee
Stating that the people
Had forfeited the confidence of the government
And could win it back only
By redoubled efforts. Would it not be easier
In that case for the government
To dissolve the people
And elect another?
--Bertolt Brecht

Maybe you can
Tell me what you mean
When you post
A Poem of some sorts
In response
To
My comment. Many
Thanks.

-- Phil

[King]

The Constitution Party clearly missed the memo on nominating former members of Congress from Georgia

If you read the Book of Revelations backwards with a Scottish accent, it says the panhandle of Florida was promised to Georgia by God.

[Hash]

Need to be involved in Atlasia, but still good.

The Midwest is killed off in both maps. A little odd as the Mideast is far more dysfunctional.

Speaking as Lt. Governor of the Mideast, I am offended by that statement.  The Mideast functions very well.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

There's sodomy, and then there's New Kids on the Block.

Sorry, Phil.

Actually that whole thread really.

[Sam Spade]

If anyone thinks that the government of the US shouldn't spin a war should go out and desecrate the grave of FDR.

There is a difference between WWII and this joke war FYI.

At least this one was against people who were a threat to us.

[Eraserhead]

If anyone thinks that the government of the US shouldn't spin a war should go out and desecrate the grave of FDR.

There is a difference between WWII and this joke war FYI.

At least this one was against people who were a threat to us.

lol.

[Хahar 🤔]

the 10 Canadian Provinces and 3 Territories (each admitted as single "States")

No, it's 9 provinces, 3 territories, and one nation within a nation

According to the CIA World Factbook

10 provinces and 3 territories*;
1)Alberta
2)British Columbia
3)Manitoba
4)New Brunswick
5)Newfoundland and Labrador
Northwest Territories* (1)
6)Nova Scotia
Nunavut* (2) (Nation within Nation?)
7)Ontario
8)Prince Edward Island
9)Quebec
10)Saskatchewan
Yukon Territory* (3)

Please tell me where we differ. What are we considering a Province, that you don't??

[Joe Republic]

Addressed to Emsworth:

I guess you haven't learned about American history or constitutional law.

[YRABNNRM]

HAHAHA

Conan further proves how much of a joke he is.

Welcome to reality, or are you just getting a bad education at your 4th rate college?

If you care to refresh my memory as to where you attend, but I seem to recall you don't attend Upenn or Carnegie. I don't seem to recall any noteworthy schools.

Temple or Drexel? West Chester? All of those are at least 3rd rate.

[Hash]

Just out of curiosity, why did you make a thread that will be "coming soon"?  Couldn't you just have waited until you had some content and then posted it then?

Or, at the very least, pleasured us with some 1990s-style animated UNDER CONSTRUCTION gifs.

Or at the very least:

SUM'N'Z COOKIN'

[Robespierre's Jaw]

So that's why Bush Oklahoma has been suffering servere back pain!

You need to have less sex. The constant thrusting required in your current rural Oklahoma lifestyle is not healthy.

[YRABNNRM]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=76653.0

[Хahar 🤔]

The voting booth is now closed.

With the booth closed, we have 8 ayes, 8 nays, and 2 abstentions. It appears that the Amendment did not pass in the Northeast. You gave up a good fight for a Constitutional Amendment, but sadly, you just couldn't get over the hump.




x Gov. AndrewCT

[Хahar 🤔]

Circular reasoning is quite logical.

[King]

I tried replying to an email saying "please unsubscribe me" and all I got was a "thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately I can't respond to all the email I get, -Hillary" note.

[Хahar 🤔]

Do you consider Kentucky to be a southern state, last time I checked it was not.

His non-Wikipedia source must be wonderful.

[Хahar 🤔]

I tried replying to an email saying "please unsubscribe me" and all I got was a "thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately I can't respond to all the email I get, -Hillary" note.

You already posted this.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Two wrongs don't make a right, unless your dealing w/negative numbers

That made no sense.

What do you mean that it made no sense? What grade are you in, pre-k ot maybe even younger than that.

Two negative numbers multiplied or divided by eachother and sometimes added and subtracted from eachother  make a positive number.

Mr. oh I am so perfect and I have been studying politics since I was five years old. Everyone else is a hack except me.

You need to understand that the world does not revolve only around you.

[King]

Two wrongs don't make a right, unless your dealing w/negative numbers

That made no sense.

What do you mean that it made no sense? What grade are you in, pre-k ot maybe even younger than that.

Two negative numbers multiplied or divided by eachother and sometimes added and subtracted from eachother  make a positive number.

Mr. oh I am so perfect and I have been studying politics since I was five years old. Everyone else is a hack except me.

You need to understand that the world does not revolve only around you.

I'd like to know what two negative numbers can be added together and sometimes produce a positive number.

[King]

I tried replying to an email saying "please unsubscribe me" and all I got was a "thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately I can't respond to all the email I get, -Hillary" note.

You already posted this.

Sorry, I got an error message so I hit post again.