Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[Bacon King]

DWTL, if you could send me those PMs of gporter, I could really use a good laugh.

[War on Want]

DWTL, if you could send me those PMs of gporter, I could really use a good laugh.

[YRABNNRM]

That post isn't funny.

[King]

That post isn't funny.

[YRABNNRM]

"Now, eventually you do plan to have Religious Righties on your Religious Right Tour, right?"

Anything with Goldblum gets an A+ from me.

[NDN]

I agree with Supersoulty, as does Texaslefty..

[DownWithTheLeft]

I am now convinced Josh is not for real:

I how Josh has NC going to Obama in 3 out of the 4. I almost want it to go Dem just so he can be happy! !

That is because right now I am 80% sure it will go for Obama.

[© tweed]

[ 1 ] Harry S. Truman
[ 2 ] Strom Thurmond
[ 3 ] George Wallace
[ 4 ] Thomas Dewey

[King]

[ 1 ] Harry S. Truman
[ 2 ] Strom Thurmond
[ 3 ] George Wallace
[ 4 ] Thomas Dewey

George!

[© tweed]

it's not just that.  he preferences the guy who desegregated the military first; then two segregationists (one of whom was not even running).  and of course both G. Wallace and Truman were hardcore economic populists, something DWTL professes to hate.  the whole thing just displays his lack of education and his incompetence.

[King]

it's not just that.  he preferences the guy who desegregated the military first; then two segregationists (one of whom was not even running).  and of course both G. Wallace and Truman were hardcore economic populists, something DWTL professes to hate.  the whole thing just displays his lack of education and his incompetence.

If I had a dollar for every time DWTL displayed his incompetence, I'd probably make the minimum wage off that business.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Anything with Goldblum gets an A+ from me.

have you seen him in his film debut in Death Wish (1974)?  It was on a couple of months ago and I spotted him and had to check the internet.  Sure enough, it was Goldblum.

[Хahar 🤔]

Voting booth is now closed!

 Sorry for it being late, I was out and about today.

Either way, with 9 votes for, and one against, I declare this Amendment to have passed in this region!

x- Gov. Andrew Cleveland Torkrammer

[Sensei]

O.K., we now have a Freemason, a Jew, and a non-adherent

That sounds like the beginning of a joke. How does it end?

Hopefully with BRTD getting banned.

you really piss me off so much.  you're such a phony.  stop begging for respect from everyone and stop trying to be one of the guys and just be yourself.

not really funny as much as it was a mega-pwn.

[Eraserhead]

More classic comedy from opebo:

Does he also support Bobby Jindal's dissolve rapists' testicles in acid plan?

Actually, all that chemical castration does is prevent a man from getting an erection.  My understanding is that it is painless.

Perhaps physically painless, but no doubt very upsetting psychologically.  I think it also makes them grow breasts.

As for 'child rapists', are we talking children who rape, or aduts who rape children? 

[© tweed]

OMG its so funny that I despise Dewey, I voted Truman.  This is kind of like filling out the 2004 ballot as follows:

[ 1 ] John Kerry
[ 2 ] Adolf Hitler
[ 3 ] Lucifier
[ 4 ] George W. Bush

[Hash]

John Smith; without him, Virginia would have died, and we'd likely not the US today.

Have you at any point considered voting for persons whose lives were unrelated to America?

I doubt he knows who half of these people are.

I know who all of those people are.  Who am I, gporter?

No, he knows a smidge more and is more consistent

[Alcon]

I think my dog got vaccinated for Texas Lycecum.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I found this pretty funny because of the serious and unironic analysis he gives of Walter's troll post:

CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE!!1111

Shouldn't NY, MD, MN, ME and maybe even IA be >60%, with VT and HI at >70%?  Why on earth would SC be at 40% and NC at 50%?  That also brings up another point; don't you think NC and LA will flip before MS and AR?  Oh, and isn't it NE CD2, (the middle square, not the left one,) that would be most likely to go Democratic?  I'm sorry, but clearly you didn't want this map to be taken seriously.

[Хahar 🤔]

I've flown coach, business, and first before, but mostly I use Southwest Airlines which has no class system.

No classes! Southwest Airlines is obviously part of a communist plot.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Only idiots attack when they cannot argue and I don't think that I would call anyone, except Josh and GPorter idiots on this forum.

This whole thing was hilarious but this made me laugh really hard

[King]

I'm pretty sure my great-grandfathers got some, dunno about my great-grandmothers.

It's childish, but the damn Goldmine was on Page 2 and needed a rebirth.

[Хahar 🤔]

I'm pretty sure my great-grandfathers got some, dunno about my great-grandmothers.

It's childish, but the damn Goldmine was on Page 2 and needed a rebirth.

Oh, that is funny.

[YRABNNRM]

Al Gore (b/c 9/11 under him could have been the end of America)

[DownWithTheLeft]

This thread has to stop falling to page 2!!!