Update

[Rob]

so i take it you were hoping to impregnate this woman during this sexual encounter?

If she got knocked up, it wasn't fornication. i.e., he was doing her for the Lord; not for the flesh.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think this officially makes BushOK the first Atlasian to conceive a child out of wedlock. When most would probably vote him the one least likely to do so.

Wow.

[Ebowed]

Just when I thought this thread had jumped the shark...

[phk]

Just when I thought this thread had jumped the shark...

^^^^

[Eraserhead]

Oh, this whole thing is starting to make a lot more sense now...

[phk]

Looks like Flyers was right.

[Gustaf]

Are we being Punk'd?

I'm beginning to think BushOK is an elaborate troll.

I would have said that it is impossible, but then again, we did have Yates, who was almost as elaborate.

Still, I'm kind of speechless over this whole thing. It's incredible if it's true and it's incredible if it's a fraud.

[Eraserhead]

The buzz is growing louder over BushOklahoma being a possible troll.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I can tell you that I am no troll and I'm not pulling a Yates here, and there is a 99% chance that she does have my baby.  (It could be 100%, I just haven't heard the official word, yet.)

However, there is a chance we may move our wedding up a couple of months to about February or so, so we can be husband and wife before she gives birth.  That remains to be seen, though.

GM3 is right, this is a lot of the reason I'm being so very patient with her.

I'll post more tonight after work.

[Eraserhead]

I can tell you that I am no troll and I'm not pulling a Yates here, and there is a 99% chance that she does have my baby.  (It could be 100%, I just haven't heard the official word, yet.)

However, there is a chance we may move our wedding up a couple of months to about February or so, so we can be husband and wife before she gives birth.  That remains to be seen, though.

GM3 is right, this is a lot of the reason I'm being so very patient with her.

I'll post more tonight after work.

This board will probably be going pretty bonkers in anticipation.

[Rowan]

We still haven't gotten an answer to the most important question posed so far in this thread:

how does one "focus" on Christmas?

[Eraserhead]

It's Christmas in July, son.

[WalterMitty]

I think this officially makes BushOK the first Atlasian to conceive a child out of wedlock.

i think i have that honor.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I can tell you that I am no troll and I'm not pulling a Yates here, and there is a 99% chance that she does have my baby.  (It could be 100%, I just haven't heard the official word, yet.)

However, there is a chance we may move our wedding up a couple of months to about February or so, so we can be husband and wife before she gives birth.  That remains to be seen, though.

GM3 is right, this is a lot of the reason I'm being so very patient with her.

I'll post more tonight after work.

And it also explains why she's not been feeling well and maybe not up for a chat now.  She might be quite upset, scared, and uncertain.  Yeah dude give her a  lil time.

[Brittain33]

Here it is:  In 8 months from now, putting it in the late March time frame, if all goes well, I will be a father.  I'm not talking about a step-father, I'm talking about a REAL, biological father.  We went all the way while we were in Arkansas in late June, so that's why I put 8 months, instead of 9, because its already been nearly one month.

May I ask, what official confirmation do you have that she's pregnant? Do you have anything more substantial than her word?

Unfortunately, people can lie about this. Especially when the date is so recent. Did she see a doctor? Were you present for a pregnancy test? On such an important matter, you can't take someone's word for it, no matter how strong you feel your relationship is.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Here it is:  In 8 months from now, putting it in the late March time frame, if all goes well, I will be a father.  I'm not talking about a step-father, I'm talking about a REAL, biological father.  We went all the way while we were in Arkansas in late June, so that's why I put 8 months, instead of 9, because its already been nearly one month.

May I ask, what official confirmation do you have that she's pregnant? Do you have anything more substantial than her word?

Unfortunately, people can lie about this. Especially when the date is so recent. Did she see a doctor? Were you present for a pregnancy test? On such an important matter, you can't take someone's word for it, no matter how strong you feel your relationship is.

brittain, dont you think women lie about being pregnant to force the man into a relationship more often than lying to get out of one?

[memphis]

Another casuality of the abstinance-only culture.

[afleitch]

You got her pregnant? You had sex before marriage, likely unprotected sex at that, getting a woman up the duff but prior to finding this out bullsh-t on the forum about 'God meaning this to be' and all that sanctimonious drivvel and now want to bring the marriage forward to cover up your indiscretion?

Or she's lying.

[Hash]

What the fuck is going on.

[Boris]

I can tell you that I am no troll and I'm not pulling a Yates here, and there is a 99% chance that she does have my baby.  (It could be 100%, I just haven't heard the official word, yet.)

However, there is a chance we may move our wedding up a couple of months to about February or so, so we can be husband and wife before she gives birth.  That remains to be seen, though.

GM3 is right, this is a lot of the reason I'm being so very patient with her.

I'll post more tonight after work.

This board will probably be going pretty bonkers in anticipation.

Phil really picked the wrong time to go to Italy

[afleitch]

You got her pregnant? You had sex before marriage, likely unprotected sex at that, getting a woman up the duff but prior to finding this out bullsh-t on the forum about 'God meaning this to be' and all that sanctimonious drivvel and now want to bring the marriage forward to cover up your indiscretion?

Or she's lying.

Yep, and you gays are ruining that institution we all respect so much.

And what has that got to do with anything? He said that he saw the following as immoral;

Homosexual sex, Pre-marital sex, Abortion, Not believing in God, Smoking, Drinking, Profanity, Euthanasia.

And is supposed to be a preacher who has told the forum how terrible those things are and it turns out he's not only done it, but taken pleasure in going 'all the way' outside of marriage and may have gotten the woman pregnant. Those are his morals, not mine but it is clear he can't live by them. He is a hypocrite at the most and at the least just downright stupid.

[TeePee4Prez]

I can tell you that I am no troll and I'm not pulling a Yates here, and there is a 99% chance that she does have my baby.  (It could be 100%, I just haven't heard the official word, yet.)

However, there is a chance we may move our wedding up a couple of months to about February or so, so we can be husband and wife before she gives birth.  That remains to be seen, though.

GM3 is right, this is a lot of the reason I'm being so very patient with her.

I'll post more tonight after work.

And it also explains why she's not been feeling well and maybe not up for a chat now.  She might be quite upset, scared, and uncertain.  Yeah dude give her a  lil time.

[I'm back]

Yeah, it makes sense now.  Before when it did not, I decided to call this thread quits.  I hate to say there is the chance she maybe scared of him as a father with calling a lot, etc.  If this is true, I change my position on this completely.  He should stick with her until he KNOWS what's going on.  And I would make sure of that.  There is a chance she maybe using a potential kid as a weapon however.  As much as I may come off callous and perverted at times, I also realize a baby on the way changes the dynamics a lot.

Or like fezzy said I hope I'm not being Punk'd so I can make this post.  If I am, my original position stands.

[afleitch]

You got her pregnant? You had sex before marriage, likely unprotected sex at that, getting a woman up the duff but prior to finding this out bullsh-t on the forum about 'God meaning this to be' and all that sanctimonious drivvel and now want to bring the marriage forward to cover up your indiscretion?

Or she's lying.

Yep, and you gays are ruining that institution we all respect so much.

And what has that got to do with anything? He said that he saw the following as immoral;

Homosexual sex, Pre-marital sex, Abortion, Not believing in God, Smoking, Drinking, Profanity, Euthanasia.

And is supposed to be a preacher who has told the forum how terrible those things are and it turns out he's not only done it, but taken pleasure in going 'all the way' outside of marriage and may have gotten the woman pregnant. Those are his morals, not mine but it is clear he can't live by them. He is a hypocrite at the most and at the least just downright stupid.

I was being sarcastic!  We're on the same side.  I was just putting the irony beside it to highlight the contradiction.

I am sorry 'Sticky out tongue' confused me.

[patrick1]

 

[Brittain33]

brittain, dont you think women lie about being pregnant to force the man into a relationship more often than lying to get out of one?

True... I'm making assumptions about when he learned this that may or may not be true.