most benighted us state

[paul718]

I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.

You've posed numerous pictures of yourself on here, and disclosed your unique sexual proclivities, yet you're scared to be specific about what degree you hold?  Weird.

[Scam of God]

I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.

You've posed numerous pictures of yourself on here, and disclosed your unique sexual proclivities, yet you're scared to be specific about what degree you hold?  Weird.

No; about what school I went to, where I am currently employed, and my home address.

[Keystone Phil]

my home address.

...

Did anyone even ask for that?

[Scam of God]

my home address.

...

Did anyone even ask for that?

No, but it could be had with a little Google-fu.

Moreover -- who gives a sh**t if you believe me?

[Keystone Phil]

my home address.

...

Did anyone even ask for that?

No, but it could be had with a little Google-fu.

Ok but no one cares.

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Uh...you? You must care a little bit if you're bothering to make up personal requests by forum members.

[MaxQue]

I guess biology for the use of the word eon.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Why does it not surprise me that this has all just boiled down to penis size and macho man "success"?

I guess it's inevitable when two over-inflated egos clash.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Einzige's first post:

I am a twenty-year-old Democrat

So very unlikely he has an accredited degree higher than a Master's, or any degree at all in fact besides a two-year one.

[paul718]

Einzige's first post:

I am a twenty-year-old Democrat

So very unlikely he has an accredited degree higher than a Master's, or any degree at all in fact besides a two-year one.

hahahahahahaa

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Oops

[Boris]

This just turned into one of the funniest threads ever

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Our buddy is now an official joke poster, had there been any doubt before.


Many parts of this thread should be in the Goldmine if you ask me.

[Holmes]

I don't know why people lie on the internet, I mean it's pointless and you'll just get caught.

[RosettaStoned]

It has to be Mississippi.

[Torie]

Our buddy is now an official joke poster, had there been any doubt before.


Many parts of this thread should be in the Goldmine if you ask me.

Are you totally discounting the possibility that the poster is a child prodigy, and matriculated in college at 15 or 16, or graduated in 3 years rather than 4?  Keep an open mind!

[MaxQue]

Our buddy is now an official joke poster, had there been any doubt before.


Many parts of this thread should be in the Goldmine if you ask me.

Are you totally discounting the possibility that the poster is a child prodigy, and matriculated in college at 15 or 16, or graduated in 3 years rather than 4?  Keep an open mind!

Your prodigy don't seem very smart. His only arguments are, how to say, primitive.

[Sensei]

Finish him

Einzige's first post:

I am a twenty-year-old Democrat

So very unlikely he has an accredited degree higher than a Master's, or any degree at all in fact besides a two-year one.

FORUM WINS

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Worth noting:

That post: 12:26:47 pm
Einzige's last post: 12:17:52 pm

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Worth noting:

That post: 12:26:47 pm
Einzige's last post: 12:17:52 pm

I have to give it up to you man, it was a total headshot.

[minionofmidas]

It would appear the white trash type singing this

The correct term is "narrator", I think.

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Eh, but he doesn't pronounce it like that.

Still, best guess there is I suppose... maybe some insider joke or whatever.

[JohnFKennedy]

Our buddy is now an official joke poster, had there been any doubt before.


Many parts of this thread should be in the Goldmine if you ask me.

Are you totally discounting the possibility that the poster is a child prodigy, and matriculated in college at 15 or 16, or graduated in 3 years rather than 4?  Keep an open mind!

You Yanks and your slow degrees; standard degree length here is three years.

[Scam of God]

I hate to interrupt your self-congratulatory circle jerk, but --

Worth noting:

That post: 12:26:47 pm
Einzige's last post: 12:17:52 pm

I have to give it up to you man, it was a total headshot.

No, it wasn't. Yes, I lied about my age; nevertheless, I do hold a Master's in Applied Psychology from St. Louis University (or will, as of May 1st). I was an early graduate in High School and enrolled immediately at SLU.

Our buddy is now an official joke poster, had there been any doubt before.


Many parts of this thread should be in the Goldmine if you ask me.

Are you totally discounting the possibility that the poster is a child prodigy, and matriculated in college at 15 or 16, or graduated in 3 years rather than 4?  Keep an open mind!

Your prodigy don't seem very smart. His only arguments are, how to say, primitive.

Really? That's awfully funny, as nobody has volunteered an effort to refute me anywhere.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Why is everyone saying Mississippi?  I was there recently (well, LA, but I wasn't far from the state line), and the people (the black ones anyway) are nice as hell and were wonderful to be around.  The whites were a bunch of Bible-thumping little sh *ts, but that's to be expected.

Wow... so you met all the black people and white people in Miss. while in Louisiana. Fantastic.

enough to get a good impression of what they were like, yes

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Why is everyone saying Mississippi?  I was there recently (well, LA, but I wasn't far from the state line), and the people (the black ones anyway) are nice as hell and were wonderful to be around.  The whites were a bunch of Bible-thumping little sh *ts, but that's to be expected.

Wow... so you met all the black people and white people in Miss. while in Louisiana. Fantastic.

The black people in Mississippi aren't bible-thumpers whereas the white people are?

That's highly amusing.

the black people seemed to accept that my recovery effort group was a secular one and left it at that, and actually engaged us in a conversation that showed that they accepted the idea of "to each his own"

the white people just kept trying to get me to go to church and were a-holes about it

[The Man From G.O.P.]

I hate to interrupt your self-congratulatory circle jerk, but --

Worth noting:

That post: 12:26:47 pm
Einzige's last post: 12:17:52 pm

I have to give it up to you man, it was a total headshot.

No, it wasn't. Yes, I lied about my age; nevertheless, I do hold a Master's in Applied Psychology from St. Louis University (or will, as of May 1st). I was an early graduate in High School and enrolled immediately at SLU.

Our buddy is now an official joke poster, had there been any doubt before.


Many parts of this thread should be in the Goldmine if you ask me.

Are you totally discounting the possibility that the poster is a child prodigy, and matriculated in college at 15 or 16, or graduated in 3 years rather than 4?  Keep an open mind!

Your prodigy don't seem very smart. His only arguments are, how to say, primitive.

Really? That's awfully funny, as nobody has volunteered an effort to refute me anywhere.

Sure professor.