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« Reply #75 on: April 01, 2009, 10:13:38 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.
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« Reply #76 on: April 01, 2009, 10:15:07 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.
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« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2009, 10:15:39 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.
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« Reply #78 on: April 01, 2009, 10:23:08 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.
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« Reply #79 on: April 01, 2009, 10:25:29 AM »

Why is everyone saying Mississippi?  I was there recently (well, LA, but I wasn't far from the state line), and the people (the black ones anyway) are nice as hell and were wonderful to be around.  The whites were a bunch of Bible-thumping little sh *ts, but that's to be expected.




Wow... so you met all the black people and white people in Miss. while in Louisiana. Fantastic.

The black people in Mississippi aren't bible-thumpers whereas the white people are?

That's highly amusing.
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« Reply #80 on: April 01, 2009, 10:31:43 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.

BAW INTELLECTUALISM IS BAD BAW TRADITIONAL MORAL VALUES ARE SUPERIOR TO BOOK-LEARNIN'

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"My collective is better than your collective! Nany niny boo-boo!"
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« Reply #81 on: April 01, 2009, 10:35:11 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.

BAW INTELLECTUALISM IS BAD BAW TRADITIONAL MORAL VALUES ARE SUPERIOR TO BOOK-LEARNIN'

Go penetrate yourself in improper places.

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"My collective is better than your collective! Nany niny boo-boo!"

No, I'm just asking you what you do for a living, or where you go to school. I'm from Connecticut btw, the most "enlightened" state in the union by the current standards.


So... supergenius... where do you attend school? Or maybe you work?
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« Reply #82 on: April 01, 2009, 10:39:39 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.

BAW INTELLECTUALISM IS BAD BAW TRADITIONAL MORAL VALUES ARE SUPERIOR TO BOOK-LEARNIN'

Go penetrate yourself in improper places.

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"My collective is better than your collective! Nany niny boo-boo!"

No, I'm just asking you what you do for a living, or where you go to school. I'm from Connecticut btw, the most "enlightened" state in the union by the current standards.

That doesn't prevent you from being any less of a Philistine than you are. White trash litters the country like roadkill.

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I reiterate: penetration. Naughty objects.

I'm not telling anyone a goddamned thing about my private life.
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« Reply #83 on: April 01, 2009, 10:41:36 AM »

Incidentally, isn't it high time someone defended the South's socialistic spending habits?


Protip: Get a labor force in your own goddamned region of the country and stop draining Northern capital.
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« Reply #84 on: April 01, 2009, 11:51:59 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.

BAW INTELLECTUALISM IS BAD BAW TRADITIONAL MORAL VALUES ARE SUPERIOR TO BOOK-LEARNIN'

Go penetrate yourself in improper places.

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"My collective is better than your collective! Nany niny boo-boo!"

No, I'm just asking you what you do for a living, or where you go to school. I'm from Connecticut btw, the most "enlightened" state in the union by the current standards.

That doesn't prevent you from being any less of a Philistine than you are. White trash litters the country like roadkill.

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I reiterate: penetration. Naughty objects.

I'm not telling anyone a goddamned thing about my private life.

Translation: I barely passed high school, which was coincedentally the best time of my life. I will keep up a facade of indifference and superiority, ignoring my pathetic reality until in my own head I really believe I am some sort of revolutionary. Then my parents will finally kick me out of the house. I will live with fat women with kids or on the street. Either way I'll end up a toothless ward of the state, the same state I've been attacking my whole life.

In a way Einzige, I envy you, because I will live my whole life trying to improve my situation, working hard for probably sub-par rewards, and always chasing success. Whereas you will live your life fully convinced that you are always at the peak of existence, trailblazing the path towards the insane utopia you have in your head, but you will always be happy, because you just don't know. And what's worse, you don't know that you don't know.
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« Reply #85 on: April 01, 2009, 11:54:07 AM »


I'm not telling anyone a goddamned thing about my private life.

...except posting pictures of that prostitute (your "ex-girlfriend") you slept with that one time all over the "Post a Picture" thread.
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« Reply #86 on: April 01, 2009, 11:55:36 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.

BAW INTELLECTUALISM IS BAD BAW TRADITIONAL MORAL VALUES ARE SUPERIOR TO BOOK-LEARNIN'

Go penetrate yourself in improper places.

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"My collective is better than your collective! Nany niny boo-boo!"

No, I'm just asking you what you do for a living, or where you go to school. I'm from Connecticut btw, the most "enlightened" state in the union by the current standards.

That doesn't prevent you from being any less of a Philistine than you are. White trash litters the country like roadkill.

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I reiterate: penetration. Naughty objects.

I'm not telling anyone a goddamned thing about my private life.

Translation: I barely passed high school, which was coincedentally the best time of my life. I will keep up a facade of indifference and superiority, ignoring my pathetic reality until in my own head I really believe I am some sort of revolutionary. Then my parents will finally kick me out of the house. I will live with fat women with kids or on the street. Either way I'll end up a toothless ward of the state, the same state I've been attacking my whole life.

In a way Einzige, I envy you, because I will live my whole life trying to improve my situation, working hard for probably sub-par rewards, and always chasing success. Whereas you will live your life fully convinced that you are always at the peak of existence, trailblazing the path towards the insane utopia you have in your head, but you will always be happy, because you just don't know. And what's worse, you don't know that you don't know.

Not quite. Suffice it to say I have an accredited degree higher than a Master's (although, to be fair, I am not a Doctor of anything).

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Exes don't quite count. Doubly so if you're Republican and she's a blood relative.
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« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2009, 11:57:30 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.

BAW INTELLECTUALISM IS BAD BAW TRADITIONAL MORAL VALUES ARE SUPERIOR TO BOOK-LEARNIN'

Go penetrate yourself in improper places.

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"My collective is better than your collective! Nany niny boo-boo!"

No, I'm just asking you what you do for a living, or where you go to school. I'm from Connecticut btw, the most "enlightened" state in the union by the current standards.

That doesn't prevent you from being any less of a Philistine than you are. White trash litters the country like roadkill.

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I reiterate: penetration. Naughty objects.

I'm not telling anyone a goddamned thing about my private life.

Translation: I barely passed high school, which was coincedentally the best time of my life. I will keep up a facade of indifference and superiority, ignoring my pathetic reality until in my own head I really believe I am some sort of revolutionary. Then my parents will finally kick me out of the house. I will live with fat women with kids or on the street. Either way I'll end up a toothless ward of the state, the same state I've been attacking my whole life.

In a way Einzige, I envy you, because I will live my whole life trying to improve my situation, working hard for probably sub-par rewards, and always chasing success. Whereas you will live your life fully convinced that you are always at the peak of existence, trailblazing the path towards the insane utopia you have in your head, but you will always be happy, because you just don't know. And what's worse, you don't know that you don't know.

Not quite. Suffice it to say I have an accredited degree higher than a Master's.

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Exes don't quite count. Doubly so if you're Republican and she's a blood relative.


Higher than a masters? Considering you look 16 in your pictures with that "girl" I doubt it. But, You probably THINK you have a PhD, so whatever works for you.
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« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2009, 11:59:19 AM »

And here's the conservative martyr-mindset in action again. Taking after their Savior, I suppose, these modern circumcellions.

You must really get off on abuse to demand it so much.


You must really get off on pretending you're some sort of intellectual.

Compared to you? I'm a goddamned supergenius.


Because you have the time to sit and use your big boy words in explanations of your views? Remind me what you do with yourself for work/school again, supergenius.

BAW INTELLECTUALISM IS BAD BAW TRADITIONAL MORAL VALUES ARE SUPERIOR TO BOOK-LEARNIN'

Go penetrate yourself in improper places.

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"My collective is better than your collective! Nany niny boo-boo!"

No, I'm just asking you what you do for a living, or where you go to school. I'm from Connecticut btw, the most "enlightened" state in the union by the current standards.

That doesn't prevent you from being any less of a Philistine than you are. White trash litters the country like roadkill.

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I reiterate: penetration. Naughty objects.

I'm not telling anyone a goddamned thing about my private life.

Translation: I barely passed high school, which was coincedentally the best time of my life. I will keep up a facade of indifference and superiority, ignoring my pathetic reality until in my own head I really believe I am some sort of revolutionary. Then my parents will finally kick me out of the house. I will live with fat women with kids or on the street. Either way I'll end up a toothless ward of the state, the same state I've been attacking my whole life.

In a way Einzige, I envy you, because I will live my whole life trying to improve my situation, working hard for probably sub-par rewards, and always chasing success. Whereas you will live your life fully convinced that you are always at the peak of existence, trailblazing the path towards the insane utopia you have in your head, but you will always be happy, because you just don't know. And what's worse, you don't know that you don't know.

Not quite. Suffice it to say I have an accredited degree higher than a Master's.

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Exes don't quite count. Doubly so if you're Republican and she's a blood relative.


Higher than a masters? Considering you look 16 in your pictures with that "girl" I doubt it. But, You probably THINK you have a PhD, so whatever works for you.

I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.

Also, the age that you say I look? Double it and subtract four (six when that picture was taken). Though I'm small, so I'll let it slide.
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« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2009, 12:00:29 PM »

quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.

...

He's originally from Connecticut so he's not really a redneck. Sorry, pal. You fail again.
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« Reply #90 on: April 01, 2009, 12:00:56 PM »

quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.

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He's originally from Connecticut so he's not really a redneck. Sorry, pal. You fail again.

There's white trash all over this country. They call them 'Americans'.
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« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2009, 12:01:20 PM »



I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.


You realize using these word creations of yours "phalli-cum" only makes you appear to be mentally ill?


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« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2009, 12:03:01 PM »

quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.

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He's originally from Connecticut so he's not really a redneck. Sorry, pal. You fail again.

There's white trash all over this country.

Oh, no doubt about it. That doesn't mean they're rednecks though.
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« Reply #93 on: April 01, 2009, 12:03:19 PM »



I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.


You realize using these word creations of yours "phalli-cum" only makes you appear to be mentally ill?

Uh...

'-cum' is what we in the English profession call an 'interjection', as in magna cum laude (something you'll never be, incidentally). And 'phalli' is the plural of 'phallus', penis, something you don't have.

Take it together and whatdya get?
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« Reply #94 on: April 01, 2009, 12:03:37 PM »

quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.

...

He's originally from Connecticut so he's not really a redneck. Sorry, pal. You fail again.

There's white trash all over this country. They call them 'Americans'.



Do continue, I want to hear more of your ideas, professor.
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« Reply #95 on: April 01, 2009, 12:05:17 PM »



I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.


You realize using these word creations of yours "phalli-cum" only makes you appear to be mentally ill?

Uh...

'-cum' is what we in the English profession call an 'interjection', as in magna cum laude (something you'll never be, incidentally). And 'phalli' is the plural of 'phallus', penis, something you don't have.

Take it together and whatdya get?



I'm fully aware of the true origin of the now soiled term "cum" and phallus but that doesn't make you look any saner.
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« Reply #96 on: April 01, 2009, 12:06:12 PM »



I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.


You realize using these word creations of yours "phalli-cum" only makes you appear to be mentally ill?

Uh...

'-cum' is what we in the English profession call an 'interjection', as in magna cum laude (something you'll never be, incidentally). And 'phalli' is the plural of 'phallus', penis, something you don't have.

Take it together and whatdya get?



I'm fully aware of the true origin of the now soiled term "cum" and phallus but that doesn't make you look any saner.

No; it does make me look damn witty. I understand that Republicans aren't especially hip to the fine art of cognition yet, but don't you worry, son; your species will evolve in a few eons.
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« Reply #97 on: April 01, 2009, 12:06:43 PM »

It's a shame Straha doesn't post anymore, he'd be great in this thread.
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« Reply #98 on: April 01, 2009, 12:07:57 PM »



I don't have a Ph.D. I'm not going to tell you anything more, because, quite frankly, all of you sicko rednecks with artificial phalli-cum-firearms tend to scare the Hell out of me.


You realize using these word creations of yours "phalli-cum" only makes you appear to be mentally ill?

Uh...

'-cum' is what we in the English profession call an 'interjection', as in magna cum laude (something you'll never be, incidentally). And 'phalli' is the plural of 'phallus', penis, something you don't have.

Take it together and whatdya get?



I'm fully aware of the true origin of the now soiled term "cum" and phallus but that doesn't make you look any saner.

No; it does make me look damn witty. I understand that Republicans aren't especially hip to the fine art of cognition yet, but don't you worry, son; your species will evolve in a few eons.
 



Splendid, more please, did you get your "masters" in vitriol by the way? What School?
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« Reply #99 on: April 01, 2009, 12:10:43 PM »

Einzige seems insanely sexually frustrated.
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