Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Intentional and great parody of our newest AL friend:

October - Berni Snaders s etxcued for laeding a librul consirpcay
November - Dubya rcieves Nobel Priz for peace
December - US Start bombing France bekos librul prez Sarkozy (see, I wrot "Sarkozy" widut a faut !) not want help them fighting terrorism
January - Bil Clnton is sentced to death for being librul
February - Hil Clnton is sentced to death for being librul
March - Chafeeeee is sentced to death for being librul
April - Dem parti is abloshied for being librul

[Sensei]

You can tell because the dog is staying with you, is not growling at you, is not showing any signs of aggression. Is not clawing or chewing you to pieces. Ever see how well padded a person has to be to train police dogs?  A zoo does not have much if anything on when they have sex. Does that tell you something?

zoosexual sex or casual sex between two different species, which is known as bestiality, zoophile net, an extremely kind, and loving thing to do, zoo’s have a deep love that many do not have. This is extremely pleasurable, positives for both species, and  helps to control population. No surgery is needed for ether species. No condoms needed. No STDs. The non humans love sex. Both species loves sex.

By all means legalize this kind of sex.  Whole planet is about sex.  Let us relax, and enjoy it. Doing unto others what you would want others to do unto you. Being wise, and harmless, Being a peacemaker, and things will be just fine.

[Sensei]

Well, I can't attest to money issues ...

[Mechaman]

You can tell because the dog is staying with you, is not growling at you, is not showing any signs of aggression. Is not clawing or chewing you to pieces. Ever see how well padded a person has to be to train police dogs?  A zoo does not have much if anything on when they have sex. Does that tell you something?

zoosexual sex or casual sex between two different species, which is known as bestiality, zoophile net, an extremely kind, and loving thing to do, zoo’s have a deep love that many do not have. This is extremely pleasurable, positives for both species, and  helps to control population. No surgery is needed for ether species. No condoms needed. No STDs. The non humans love sex. Both species loves sex.

By all means legalize this kind of sex.  Whole planet is about sex.  Let us relax, and enjoy it. Doing unto others what you would want others to do unto you. Being wise, and harmless, Being a peacemaker, and things will be just fine.

Holy sh*t, this person almost makes me sound like a sane.

[minionofmidas]

You can tell because the dog is staying with you, is not growling at you, is not showing any signs of aggression. Is not clawing or chewing you to pieces. Ever see how well padded a person has to be to train police dogs?  A zoo does not have much if anything on when they have sex. Does that tell you something?

zoosexual sex or casual sex between two different species, which is known as bestiality, zoophile net, an extremely kind, and loving thing to do, zoo’s have a deep love that many do not have. This is extremely pleasurable, positives for both species, and  helps to control population. No surgery is needed for ether species. No condoms needed. No STDs. The non humans love sex. Both species loves sex.

By all means legalize this kind of sex.  Whole planet is about sex.  Let us relax, and enjoy it. Doing unto others what you would want others to do unto you. Being wise, and harmless, Being a peacemaker, and things will be just fine.

Holy sh*t, this person almost makes me sound like a sane.

I've no intention to test his assumptions, but most of his argument makes sense, actually. Farmers have been shagging sheep and calves, and big dogs have been shagging housewives, since time immemorial. Nothing new about it.

[dead0man]

Ahhh, the old "people have been doing it forever" excuse.  A classic!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

THE TRAINING OF THESE POOR ATLASIANS TO TURN THEMSELVES INTO TROLLING MACHINES IS SIMPLY BARBARIC!...

Barbaric..

BARBARIC!!!!!1111

BARBARIC

[Tetro Kornbluth]

yeah, that's right. Suck it Richius, and all you anti-race mixing f****ts (note that f****t within this context is not meant to be an anti-gay epithet). Look, guys, I  know we all have  tendency to blame President Obama, President Bush, and President Clinton, Prime Minister Blair/Brown, Taoishech Ahern, Prime Minister Rudd and the dude that preceded him for our problems, and that's fine, but ultimately, it's our hearts, in our hands. I know that 2009 America hasn't dealt the same hand to all of us, but, regardless of whether we obtain the pocket aces or the 7/2 off suit, we can all make it happen.

For the record, she like grinded me against the wall and then made out with the hispanic chick (both were wearing the skimpy police officer uniform), and then we made out, but it was weird as fuck. I mean, christ, man, this is what the universe has created. First, the big bang occurs, right? then we got planetary formation, then the history of humanity, then me making out with this bisexual black chick. This is what this massive reaction has yielded. Whether it's positive or not is up to your discretion, but ultimately, it's what you guys make of it. Keep in mind that all of this is going against the backdrop of  a gaylapoolza in Washington State, a gubernatorial race in New Jersey, and yeah, some sh**t in Virginia. Not as grandiose, as say, a n winning the democratic presidential nomination and then demolishing this white guy as the global financial system collapses, but hey now, it's up there. and that's all that counts.

[Хahar 🤔]

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[Mr. Morden]

Gotta give Lunar props for zinging me:

A couple of years ago Michelle and I were in Africa and we tried to combat the stigma when we were in Kenya by taking a public HIV/AIDS test.

You tried to combat the stigma of being with Michelle in Africa?  Why, Lunar, did Michelle invite you of all people to go to Kenya, just to get an AIDS test?  You can get an AIDS test in the USA.

Lunar, I'm afraid your speeches make no sense.

Neither does your Mom but I don't stop making speeches and I don't stop...well, err, have a good night.

[CARLHAYDEN]

Gotta give Lunar props for zinging me:

A couple of years ago Michelle and I were in Africa and we tried to combat the stigma when we were in Kenya by taking a public HIV/AIDS test.

You tried to combat the stigma of being with Michelle in Africa?  Why, Lunar, did Michelle invite you of all people to go to Kenya, just to get an AIDS test?  You can get an AIDS test in the USA.

Lunar, I'm afraid your speeches make no sense.

Neither does your Mom but I don't stop making speeches and I don't stop...well, err, have a good night.

Yeah, but he's a brilliant political prognosticator (he'll tell you).  Here is an example of his wisdom:

Lunar
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Re: NY-23 Special Election: Whenever, 2009
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 06:00:01 am »    

Conservative Party running their own candidate?  Fantastic.  What would be a good guess of such a candidate's strength?  5-10%?

[Joe Republic]

CARLHAYDEN
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Re: Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone
« Reply #1538 on: Today at 04:25:06 am »   
 
Quote from: Mr. Morden on Today at 03:47:42 am
Gotta give Lunar props for zinging me:

Quote from: Lunar on Today at 03:29:55 am
Quote from: Mr. Morden on Today at 03:07:03 am
Quote from: Lunar on October 30, 2009, 01:07:46 pm
A couple of years ago Michelle and I were in Africa and we tried to combat the stigma when we were in Kenya by taking a public HIV/AIDS test.

You tried to combat the stigma of being with Michelle in Africa?  Why, Lunar, did Michelle invite you of all people to go to Kenya, just to get an AIDS test?  You can get an AIDS test in the USA.

Lunar, I'm afraid your speeches make no sense.


Neither does your Mom but I don't stop making speeches and I don't stop...well, err, have a good night.


Yeah, but he's a brilliant political prognosticator (he'll tell you).  Here is an example of his wisdom:

Lunar
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Posts: 19398

Re: NY-23 Special Election: Whenever, 2009
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 06:00:01 am »   

Conservative Party running their own candidate?  Fantastic.  What would be a good guess of such a candidate's strength?  5-10%?



Ha ha, good find, CARL!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Lunar
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Re: NY-23 Special Election: Whenever, 2009
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 06:00:01 am »    

Conservative Party running their own candidate?  Fantastic.  What would be a good guess of such a candidate's strength?  5-10%?

This for being unable to make quotes like everyone.

[Lunar]

I think its relevancy is funnier

[Meeker]

I did NOT identify my source, nor will I.

[Хahar 🤔]

Old and rather odd thread:

Yes, I completely think so.  I harbor no fallacies that we can somehow maintain a peacefull existence with the Islamic Civilization.  We will always be at war in some degree with the other, and one of us in the end will destroy the other.  We must be prepared -with nukes- to wipe out the Islamic Civilization lest we be swept away.

Have you been drinking again?

They hate us -don't you get it?  We can't share sympathies on them that they don't share on us, or we will be destroyed.  Whether millitarily or by cultural infiltration.

Umm, the girl down the street certainly doesn't hate me and I don't think her family in Afghanistan should be killed for believing in Allah.

It's the posts that are being quoted that are the interesting ones.

[Psychic Octopus]

It's obvious that Coburn In 2012 is a fake account.

He is the retarded man's Vander Blubb.

LOL

[Psychic Octopus]

You have awoken a sleeping giant, and filled them with a terrible resolve, America.

See! Now I'm sorry, NiK. We'll soon be in California

You can have it!

LOL, funniest post ever.

[Meeker]

If Republicans win this race and all of the other races, I think we are really witnessing the collapse of the Democratic party below the Presidential level.  I think we could really see a period when Republicans hold almost everything at the local and Congressional level. 

[Sam Spade]

Take the stick out of your ass Sam.  It's already so tight up there that if I stuck a rock up it I'd have a diamond in 2 weeks.

You obviously can't read a joke when you see one.  How can you be trusted to preside over a trial as well?  Not only that but you have now exposed yourself as having an irritable side towards me...a side that is filled with antiEastCoastRepublican bias.  I will be bringing this up in the trial.

[Lunar]

^^ definitely in the top 1% of fake posters in terms of wit

[fezzyfestoon]

Too bad it's not original.  I usually consider wit to contain some sort of ingenuity.

[Meeker]

Yea, he totally stole that from Ferris Bueller's Day Off if people weren't aware.

[Lunar]

Yea, he totally stole that from Ferris Bueller's Day Off if people weren't aware.

are those friends of your grandpa?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

urbanized cities.

Wonderful. Simply... wonderful.