Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Keystone Phil]

Fats are disgusting.  (Not the ones who have theyroid probs. or who are taking some treatments like radiation that make them bloated-- I think that is a good exuse for being a fatass.  No other though)

Fats cost us billions in health care.

They take up way too much space on planes and busses but pay only the same as one person.

They are ugly to look at.

A lot of them smell horrible because most fats either don't wash or can't reach around all the flab.

And if you need them in an emergency, they can't help.  In a war they are excempt from service.  In a local crisis (like lets say you need them to call 9-1-1 in a hurry) they lose valuable time because it takes forever to waddle thier fat asses to the phone.

And have you noticed how many welfare thiefs and baby mommas are fats?  OMG -- and the liberals have the ballz to talk about "helping the hungry".  What a complete joke.

GET YOUR DAMN STOMACHS STAPLED YOU UGLY LOSERS AND STOP WHINING.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Check context:

I don't know, but it's not fair there isn't a month for mentally challenged people like you.

[Rowan]

Butch Otter

click for context.

It would have been kinda funny, if I didn't already post the same thing in that thread 12 posts before this other guy.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Check the question:

FF.  Growing younger as you get older is impressive by any standards.

[The Mikado]

Republican

[1] Reaganfan

[Gustaf]

Cuba was very much a USSR satelite.  But yes the others were in the Chinese orbit more than anything.  I was thinking of Europe, like Tito.  And Daniel above has answered my question.  I did not know about Albania.  I think its a country people often forget about.

This article was interesting. I clipped it from Conservapedia...

During the Second World War, Albania was occupied first by Italy (1939-43) and then by Germany (1943-44). After the war, Communist Party leader Enver Hoxha, through a combination of ruthlessness and strategic alliances, managed to preserve Albania's territorial integrity during the next 40 years, but exacted a terrible price from the population, which was subjected to purges, shortages, repression of civil and political rights, a total ban on religious observance, and increased isolation. Albania adhered to a strict Stalinist philosophy, eventually withdrawing from the Warsaw Pact in 1968 and alienating its final remaining ally, China, in 1978.
It is interesting that they started out in the Soviet grip but ended up going with China.  That seems really weird that China would have influence in a European country but it is very interesting.  Well, its a good thing they are not ANY kind of communist any more.

Post of the Year Runner-Up.

It isn't that funny, since the conservapedia article in this case seems mostly correct. The fatty post on the other hand, is really funny.

[Joe Republic]

It's funny (at least in my view) because he's citing Conservapedia as a legitimate source in the first place.  But of course, that's the kind of thing that indicates that he's not a real poster.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The citing of Conservapedia at all is the funny part.

Read this for a real laugh: http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama

[Landslide Lyndon]

It is hard for me to talk about her personally (I've never met her), but the decisions of hers that I have read strike me as unimpressive.

Barring something weird that we don't know, she is certainly qualified for the position of SC justice.  I just wouldn't expect anything magnificent out of her (in terms of USSC) and the "liberals" better hope that the Rosen piece about her being a bullier is not true, as that is undoubtedly something that would not work well with Kennedy.

If there was a prize for ''Most Condescending Post of the Year'', that would be the early frontrunner.

If there was an award for "Biggest f****t" on this board, you might win too and I'd even consider that quite impressive.

Condescending AND a homophobe.
It keeps getting better.

I'm willing to bet you probably pee on your neighbor's lawn in the middle of the night while she's sleeping too.

Does she only get angry when you miss and hit her pet Chihuahua instead?

I don't understand what the poet means but the optics are indeed funny.

[Gustaf]

It is hard for me to talk about her personally (I've never met her), but the decisions of hers that I have read strike me as unimpressive.

Barring something weird that we don't know, she is certainly qualified for the position of SC justice.  I just wouldn't expect anything magnificent out of her (in terms of USSC) and the "liberals" better hope that the Rosen piece about her being a bullier is not true, as that is undoubtedly something that would not work well with Kennedy.

If there was a prize for ''Most Condescending Post of the Year'', that would be the early frontrunner.

If there was an award for "Biggest f****t" on this board, you might win too and I'd even consider that quite impressive.

Condescending AND a homophobe.
It keeps getting better.

I'm willing to bet you probably pee on your neighbor's lawn in the middle of the night while she's sleeping too.

Does she only get angry when you miss and hit her pet Chihuahua instead?

I don't understand what the poet means but the optics are indeed funny.

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

[Joe Republic]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Am I supposed to feel intimidated now?

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

Apparently homophobia is endorsed by some people I never expected.

[Sewer]

What's wrong with homophobia?  If you say I can't hate someone just because they're a homosexual, then you're a racist.

[Lunar]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

On the other hand, what's the point of someone else calling Sam a condescending homophobe?  Isn't that like noting that the Pope is still Catholic?

[Gustaf]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

Calling someone condescending without offering an argument loses you the argument even if you get a slur back in exchange. And my point was rather that it's poor taste to not respond to someone's point and instead post it as a joke.

And, no, px75, you're not supposed to feel intimidated. You're supposed to quit the trolling and grow up.

(and the f****t stuff isn't relevant. I don't endorse that, but it wasn't really the point here anyway)

[Landslide Lyndon]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

Calling someone condescending without offering an argument loses you the argument even if you get a slur back in exchange. And my point was rather that it's poor taste to not respond to someone's point and instead post it as a joke.

And, no, px75, you're not supposed to feel intimidated. You're supposed to quit the trolling and grow up.

(and the f****t stuff isn't relevant. I don't endorse that, but it wasn't really the point here anyway)

I'm sorry to say that, but the last sentence shows that if there is anyone who missed the point, that's you.

And as the other folks mentioned, calling Sam condescending isn't exactly a once-in-a-lifetime event.

[Gustaf]

Next time you lose an argument, don't post it in the comedy goldmine to save face.

Uh, Sam had to resort to calling somebody a f****t again, so I think you've reached the wrong conclusion about who 'lost'.

Calling someone condescending without offering an argument loses you the argument even if you get a slur back in exchange. And my point was rather that it's poor taste to not respond to someone's point and instead post it as a joke.

And, no, px75, you're not supposed to feel intimidated. You're supposed to quit the trolling and grow up.

(and the f****t stuff isn't relevant. I don't endorse that, but it wasn't really the point here anyway)

I'm sorry to say that, but the last sentence shows that if there is anyone who missed the point, that's you.

And as the other folks mentioned, calling Sam condescending isn't exactly a once-in-a-lifetime event.

The comedy goldmine is not supposed to be a way of carrying your personal grudges forward. If you want to debate Sam on whatever do it in the thread you were in. Don't clutter up this thread with "LOL look how stupidly he responded to my arguments"

I might have given you the benefit of the doubt if you hadn't acted like such a confrontational jerk elsewhere.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think calling someone a f****t is already condescending.

[Landslide Lyndon]

The comedy goldmine is not supposed to be a way of carrying your personal grudges forward. If you want to debate Sam on whatever do it in the thread you were in. Don't clutter up this thread with "LOL look how stupidly he responded to my arguments"

I might have given you the benefit of the doubt if you hadn't acted like such a confrontational jerk elsewhere.

And who says that I posted his answer in order to humiliate him?
I mentioned that I found genuinely funny the optics of his post. If you fail to understand the fact that I meant what I wrote, then that's your problem, not mine.

[Rowan]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. It's just a word.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

No.  She has a great story, but I personally couldn't care less.

....but if she were jewish....

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Another extremist leftie.  Big surprise obama appointed one.  If we're lucky she will be like most of his other appointments and will have "tax problems".  He is FAIL when it comes to makeing appointments isn't he?

God, you can't spell or write well at all, can you?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Funny because Phil is so right for once:

Benjamin Cardozo

Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!  Jew!

Ok, enough already. Seriously.

[Sam Spade]

I didn't know this thread was entitled "Comedy and Whining Goldmine".

[Marokai Backbeat]

I didn't know this thread was entitled "Comedy and Whining Goldmine".

We're only human,