Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Keystone Phil]

So if I understand correctly, what looked to be a small skirmish between Ben and BRTD was then joined by Phil for some inexplicable reason? And now it seems like this Comedy Goldmine will, yet again, fall victim to Phil's uncontrollable flame wars.

This needs to end now.

Always my fault. That excuse needs to end now. Thanks.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Why would I want to coexist with a religion that wants to kill me?

Really, a religion wants to kill you? I find that highly improbable personally

Maybe a few members of said religion have that intention?

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[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

RINO or DINO is a badge of honor and sacrifice.  We should get medals... or at least t-shirts.

[paul718]

As I listened to Killary Clinton apologizing to the Afgan people, I recognized something.  This is going to be the official administration of apology.  obama will probably apologize - if he hasn't all ready - to the Taliban and Al Qauda.

He is shaking hands and swapping jokes with communists in Venezuela...

He is bowing to Arab princes and kings

he wants to be friendlier with Im a dinnerjacket and Castro

At first I didn't know who "I'm a dinnerjacket" was, but then Lief made made realize he was referring to Ahmadinejad.  That's the first time I ever heard that. lol

[Kaine for Senate '18]

At first I didn't know who "I'm a dinnerjacket" was, but then Lief made made realize he was referring to Ahmadinejad.  That's the first time I ever heard that. lol

Dead0 uses that quite a bit, too.  I'm surprised you never noticed it.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Further, he is not about to run for president right after running for senate.

Yeah, what kind of political nb would do that?

[paul718]

At first I didn't know who "I'm a dinnerjacket" was, but then Lief made made realize he was referring to Ahmadinejad.  That's the first time I ever heard that. lol

Dead0 uses that quite a bit, too.  I'm surprised you never noticed it.

hahaha

Nuff respect to Dead0Man, then.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Loved it.  But I probably spent to much time on sports and girls and not enough time hitting the books.  Oh well...I had fun and thats important. 

I see that.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Woman marries dolphin.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10694972/

what is the porpoise of doing something like that

[Joe Republic]

Aizen's puns are starting to make life even more worth living.

[Sensei]

File this one under WTF

He wants you pretty bad.

We all want somebody on this forum pretty bad, Maro.

Are you coming onto me, Max?

Perhaps...

[minionofmidas]

I was just pointing out that he was black. I didn't say anything else.

Thanks. Judging by the picture, I thought he was just southern Italian.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He's black.

[paul718]

     Yes. I don't let musical tastes factor into my romantic involvements.

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I wouldn't care if she was a flautist.  Wait, she can stick it in her pussy!

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

Secession? Honestly?

North Carolina and Florida is a stretch. Texas will be gone by July `09. Oklahoma and Alabama will shortly follow suit.

[Rob]

Secession? Honestly?

North Carolina and Florida is a stretch. Texas will be gone by July `09. Oklahoma and Alabama will shortly follow suit.

That would be awesome.

[Nhoj]

Nice! Is she running as a Republican? I've seen plenty of her movies/scenes.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Myself.

Good. I'm glad you answered so soon. We were all wondering how you'd vote.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Because she is exemplary of everything I despise in the American character: moralistic white trashiness.

Amusingly, "moralistic white trash" seems to be a perfectly apt description for yourself.

[dead0man]

Secession? Honestly?

North Carolina and Florida is a stretch. Texas will be gone by July `09. Oklahoma and Alabama will shortly follow suit.

WOW!

[Kaine for Senate '18]

You're doing it wrong.  This is a poll about Arlen Specter.  The options have to be "Guilty," "Not Guilty," and "Not Proven."

[Purple State]

In response to my sig:

Gays are always the one sandwiched in the middle.

[Bacon King]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=95881.0

[Meeker]

Why should a homosexual serve on the Supreme Court?  They obviously don't know what's right for themselves; why should they be issuing decisions that will affect millions of Americans?  A queer justice will also have a personal interest in having gay marriage legalized, making them more likely to legislate from the bench.

[Landslide Lyndon]

I just don't see how you can call yourself a libertarian while you associate with the most anti-libertarian of the two major parties.  Seems a sort of contradiction in terms if you ask me.  I do agree with you however that this a stupid attack.  What people should be focusing on is how Obama couldn't stop laughing two nights ago over Rush Limbaugh dying of kidney failure.  Now, if someone called Obama a traitor of the country and wished death on him (which is a delightful thing to think about), there would be an outcry and that person would be crucified by the media.