Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us

[Lunar]

let's get the ball rolling

[Keystone Phil]

Great name.

[Sensei]

Does anyone remember that image he posted (perhaps it was in his signature) of a hot dude with his junk in a birthday cake?

[Lunar]

No.

click for context

[Filuwaúrdjan]

There's no reason for me to move out of L.A. metro.

Person fail.

[Nixon in '80]

No.

click for context

officepark's most concise and accurate "original content" post yet!

[12th Doctor]

No.

click for context

HA!

I have to admit, I had to take a second look before I got it.

[RosettaStoned]

Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.

for all the funny posts.

[Purple State]

I nominate Coburn in 2012 for High Priest of Republicanism.

Add officepark and Rush Limbaugh and we could have a triumvirate...

I would like this, as it would lead to increased use of the word "triumvirate."

It is a terribly underutilized word.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.

Click for conte....

[Lunar]

I still find the daily updates here to be kinda funny:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135

[RIP Robert H Bork]

I still find the daily updates here to be kinda funny:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135

Daily updates? My last update before yesterday's was well over 2 weeks before that.

[Alcon]

I just wanted to say I appreciate the owl upgrade

[Lunar]

Hasn't Clyburn been beating this dumb drum for a while now?

I detect racial undertones here.

[minionofmidas]

No.

click for context

officepark's most concise and accurate "original content" post yet!

Longest, too.

[Lunar]

the post editing on this thread's first page is moderately humorous:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=93684.0

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Btw, Flyers I keep telling you, STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. IRELAND. Please.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Damn. I thought he just bought a house in California to run for CA Gov. Oh Well

Romney's Mind

1. 1994: Unseat Ted Kennedy

2. 2000: Elected President

1. 2002: Win Massachusetts Governorship

2. 2008: Elected President

2. 2010: Unseat Harry Reid

3. 2011: Organize A Campaign from your Previous Campaigns

4. 2012: Elected President

5. 2016: Re-Elected President

6. 2020: Vice President Elected President

7. Become UN Secretary-General

8. Become God


Third Time's a Charm!

[Sensei]

Absolutely.  It'd be easier convincing them to have a threesome.

[Lunar]

I just wanted to say I appreciate the owl upgrade

Dude, I got your back.

[Sensei]

Sure.  I guess technically I am one myself, though really only about 1-2% non hetero.

you like ladyboys and you only consider yourself 1-2% non-hetero?

Yeah, in the sense that I choose a ladyboy for only around 1-2% of sexual acts.  Its really just a pleasant novelty, I partake of rarely - like Macadamia nuts.

[Keystone Phil]

Sure.  I guess technically I am one myself, though really only about 1-2% non hetero.

you like ladyboys and you only consider yourself 1-2% non-hetero?

Yeah, in the sense that I choose a ladyboy for only around 1-2% of sexual acts.  Its really just a pleasant novelty, I partake of rarely - like Macadamia nuts.

I was just going to add this one. The "Macadamia nuts" reference was absolutely classic.

[Lunar]

I wish I had Macadamia nuts right now, they sound tasty.  But the nuts part associated with the ladyboy part make me sad

[opebo]

I wish I had Macadamia nuts right now, they sound tasty.  But the nuts part associated with the ladyboy part make me sad

Don't be sad - most of those lads keep their nuts.  Many of them say that their comrades who have 'had the operation' get depressed or imbalanced.  Of course lots take hormones or get breast implants.  Which is fun.