Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Keystone Phil]

That's not true.

You know, I can say alot of things about you, Phil. I can say that you look Vietnamese:


Not funny, is it?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'm not exactly a "Republican Mouthpiece,"

[Keystone Phil]

I've thought all this time Meeker was a woman.

[YRABNNRM]

Hey, just based off experience. I've yet to meet anyone under 30 who hasn't seen it.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The word "owned" doesn't even begin to describe this:

my economic positions are similar to bill clinton.  although im a bit more of a free marketeer than he is.  for example, i do support privatizing social security.

We think alike there.

I'm with Jake. Don't rule out third parties or a write in vote. Aren't you a pretty big hawk though? I seem to recall you saying we should have attacked Syria. McCain sounds like your man, at least foreign policy wise.

i dont like the term 'hawk', but i believe in an aggressive war on terror.

as for syria, that regime should have been ousted long, long ago.

Al Qaeda agrees with you.

[minionofmidas]

The word "owned" doesn't even begin to describe this:

my economic positions are similar to bill clinton.  although im a bit more of a free marketeer than he is.  for example, i do support privatizing social security.

We think alike there.

I'm with Jake. Don't rule out third parties or a write in vote. Aren't you a pretty big hawk though? I seem to recall you saying we should have attacked Syria. McCain sounds like your man, at least foreign policy wise.

i dont like the term 'hawk', but i believe in an aggressive war on terror.

as for syria, that regime should have been ousted long, long ago.

Al Qaeda agrees with you.

Only partially.

Because that regime should have been ousted long, long ago. Just not by us or you.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The word "owned" doesn't even begin to describe this:

my economic positions are similar to bill clinton.  although im a bit more of a free marketeer than he is.  for example, i do support privatizing social security.

We think alike there.

I'm with Jake. Don't rule out third parties or a write in vote. Aren't you a pretty big hawk though? I seem to recall you saying we should have attacked Syria. McCain sounds like your man, at least foreign policy wise.

i dont like the term 'hawk', but i believe in an aggressive war on terror.

as for syria, that regime should have been ousted long, long ago.

Al Qaeda agrees with you.

Only partially.

Because that regime should have been ousted long, long ago. Just not by us or you.

Well yes. One thing I don't understand though is Walter's particular fixation on that regime when there's dozens of others in the region that should've been ousted long ago as well.

[Хahar 🤔]

Bush is so unpopular that if he became and undertaker folks would stop dying.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

That's absurd (of course, so if anything about voter fraud regarding the Kennedy family).

[Eraserhead]

Just a little bit...I would never be a "puking party beer keg"-type. I hate that stuff.

I played squirt gun with the kid...clearly he beat me down too easy....

Why is that funny?

He thinks every single thing you post is funny for some reason.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Any woman who would vote for McCain/Palin just because she's being attacked is a fool. I'd just like to throw that out there. This election should be decided on real issues.

Any woman who would vote for McCain/Palin just because she's being attacked is in the sisterhood.  Please Eraserhead, call them "fools."  Make them angry.  It will give GOP a shot at winning in DC.

[Хahar 🤔]

That's absurd (of course, so if anything about voter fraud regarding the Kennedy family).

Even funnier:

And there wasn't voter fraud in 1960.

[Meeker]

F uck you.  I hate you all.  I don't need to chill out.  You people are assholes.  Death to you all.  Praise Allah.

Immediately followed by

Do we have any fans of House here?

The sequence made me laugh really, really hard.

[tik 🪀✨]

I am very interested in reading and learning about this, but I don't understand what is being said.

Can you offer an explanation?

This is only funny with the entire thread, before and after this post, in context.

[??????????]

The word I would use for Dailykos is reasonable.

[Јas]

And his name is Rick Santorum - http://www.politickerpa.com/alexroarty/1584/reversal-santorum-now-enthusiastically-backs-mccain


These attacks on Palin have only made us energized. Santorum says he's "excited" about the ticket.

I get "excited" about Palin, too.

[riceowl]

It's a great joke.  He managed to insult four people in only twelve words.  That's one person a word!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

As it relates to my signature pic:

GM3, I'd like to be the guy that knocked her up and ruined McCain-Palin just so I can brag to everyone that "my penis changed America."

[??????????]

But with Sarah, coming late is never a bad thing.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

BURN

opebo will never put down the "crack pipe", J.J.
And I'm starting to think you'll never put down the hack hat either.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This is terrible news for the McCain candidacy. The Sarah Palin for 2012 committee must be getting very excited, but the last time I checked, John McCain was running in 2008.

Let me guess: You're vomiting profusely from spinning too much?

[opebo]

The bulk of Americans look with distaste on attacks on women, prostitution, pedophilia, and drug use.  When the average voter sees them, they say, "That's disgusting," and vote for people that don't do them.

And yet, somehow, the Republican party keeps getting votes and winning elections. Hm.

[YRABNNRM]

Natural progression of a Supersoulty topic:  Reasonable ---> Irritating ---> Extremely irritating

This usually happens within the first five posts.

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The Democrats have denied they ever intended to throw those flags away. In fact, they said they were planning to use them for a campaign event of their own.

The bags were in storage, someone took them and gave them to the McCain campaign.

So is McCain going to prison for theft over this?

[Keystone Phil]

Thankfully the Forum is mostly guys so I figured I can ask this...

Women are free to answer as well...  How would one on here delicately ask a woman to shave down there or at least be neat in that special area near the clam itself?  Last woman I dated was shaved on top, but I swear it was like  kissing a razorblade when I went therel.  One thing with strippers (as BRTD can attest) is they almost HAVE to be completely clean or with a landing strip at the most.  Problem with dating is some keep the hair down there.