Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Reaganfan]

Needs to work on that acne.

Actually, I have zero acne.

[Sensei]

Liberals always like to pretend their tolerant but than when they can't argue their point they use personal attacks.

hey, I haven't used a personal attack on you yet. And you called me Communist scum...

[Ebowed]

The latest classics from R. Stark, Stormfront Veteran:

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[YRABNNRM]

Robert Stark is a funny fellow.

yeah, he's like a racist Naso.

Given that Naso has publicly opposed interracial relationships because he doesn't "WANT TO SEE MY KIDS TO SEE THAT KIND OF SH*T", and that when asked what kind of "sh*t" he didn't want his kids to see, he then went on to describe a situation where a black guy knocked up a white girl and how that scenario is, I think it's safe to say that Naso is also racist.

Naso likes Condi Rice (SHE WON'T RUN!).

[opebo]

Robert Stark is a funny fellow.

yeah, he's like a racist Naso.

Given that Naso has publicly opposed interracial relationships because he doesn't "WANT TO SEE MY KIDS TO SEE THAT KIND OF SH*T", and that when asked what kind of "sh*t" he didn't want his kids to see, he then went on to describe a situation where a black guy knocked up a white girl and how that scenario is, I think it's safe to say that Naso is also racist.

Naso likes Condi Rice (SHE WON'T RUN!).

I'm assuming you are offering that as evidence of his racism, Bloblaw. 

[Reaganfan]

I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.

[Hatman 🍁]

I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.

Well if race shouldn't be an issue, why should gender?

[Rob]

Naso likes Condi Rice (SHE WON'T RUN!).

I'm assuming you are offering that as evidence of his racism, Bloblaw. 

Well, she is just a New Age Sally Hemings

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It must be sad for Virginia Republicans to lose 3 US Senate seats in 2 years.

[Gabu]

I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.

That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Pat Buchanan's not a racist. he selected the first Black Female VP. maybe your racist for not wanting a black woman in the white house.

[Eraserhead]

I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.

That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.

Maybe Naso had a change of heart. If he actually did, it should be celebrated. Only time will tell I suppose.

[Gabu]

It's the gift that keeps giving:

Paul's anti-war. Hillary only is for conviniance. if the war were popular she'd be pro-war. her advantage would be the establishment, but I think people are finally waking up, and don't want to see another illuminati in the White House.

[Reaganfan]

I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.

That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.

Maybe Naso had a change of heart. If he actually did, it should be celebrated. Only time will tell I suppose.

I know people who are interracially married with children and they are happily in love and married. I have nothing wrong with that. However, I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once...there is another term for this act that I'd rather not say....but needless to say, she ended up being a teenage girl with an interracial baby. That's not right. Love and marriage is one thing...teenage immature interracial dating is another.

[Colin]

I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once

Comedy gold right there. I would like to see how you can be a guy of a different gender.

[KEmperor]

I know people who are interracially married with children and they are happily in love and married. I have nothing wrong with that. However, I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once...there is another term for this act that I'd rather not say....but needless to say, she ended up being a teenage girl with an interracial baby. That's not right. Love and marriage is one thing...teenage immature interracial dating is another.

What the...?  You've got issues.  An interracial baby is no different from an all-white baby.  How is it bad for races to date each other?

I think the problem was that the guys were of different gender.

[Eraserhead]

According to the story I'm assuming the guys she had sex with were black and hispanic transexuals or maybe even some strange multi-sexual beings.

Obviously Naso isn't ready to give up his crown to Robert Stark just yet.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once

Comedy gold right there. I would like to see how you can be a guy of a different gender.

Seriously, it depends on how you define gender.  (see third gender)

If you consider persons of the same sex, but different sexual preferences to be different genders, then a girl could have sex with a hetero guy and a  bi guy at the same time and thus make Naso's statement true.  I doubt that's what he meant, but you get my point.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once

Comedy gold right there. I would like to see how you can be a guy of a different gender.

Seriously, it depends on how you define gender.  (see third gender)

If you consider persons of the same sex, but different sexual preferences to be different genders, then a girl could have sex with a hetero guy and a  bi guy at the same time and thus make Naso's statement true.  I doubt that's what he meant, but you get my point.

Way to just kill the joke with logic, Ernest!

[King]

*CLEAR*

Do we have a pulse?

[Platypus]

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[MODU]

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hahaha . . . very cute.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Not great, but enough to get this thread out of immediate danger of dying. (Italics added.)

Just curious, is that nonsense about interfering with the Court finally dead?

Even further politicizing the court is never dead.

But it is off the table for the near future.

Thanks brother Justice.

Brother justice...how quaint.  I thought the RL court stopped using that language.

Whatever the Ralph Lauren court may do, brother justice, you will always be a brother to me.  Brother.

[Everett]

I actually have nothing against interracial marriage. If people in love wish to marry, it shouldn't be an issue what their racial ethnicity is.

That must be why you went out of your way to post a topic all on how you disapproved of interracial marriage, then.

Maybe Naso had a change of heart. If he actually did, it should be celebrated. Only time will tell I suppose.

I know people who are interracially married with children and they are happily in love and married. I have nothing wrong with that. However, I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once...there is another term for this act that I'd rather not say....but needless to say, she ended up being a teenage girl with an interracial baby. That's not right. Love and marriage is one thing...teenage immature interracial dating is another.

Naso, what part of Ohio do you live in? Do Ohioan men come in different genders or something?

Also, are you implying that "teenage immature dating" is acceptable and mature only within members of the same ethnicity?

[Joe Republic]

Naso, what part of Ohio do you live in? Do Ohioan men come in different genders or something?

Thankfully, he's in the directly opposite side of the state to myself.  Here in the southwest corner, the men are ALL MAN, and rugged to boot.