Should Dora the Explorer do an episode about Dora trying to avoid entering a Trump precinct?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Now that would actually be an episode of that show I might find worth watching! And it event fits into the theme of her being an explorer and using maps.

[It’s so Joever]

Unironically yes, that would be f**king hilarious.

[Klobmentum Mutilated Herself]

Must be a slow BRTD news day.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Must be a slow BRTD news day.

My assigned trainee at work is on extended leave but no one told me until today.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Unironically yes, that would be f**king hilarious.

*The map comes on the screen showing one red precinct surrounded by a bunch of blue*
Dora: Can you find the Trump precinct we need to stay out of?
*pause*
Dora: That's right! Good job!

[Aurelius]

You are 38 years old

[OBD]

God is dead.

[WD]

Stop.

[Utah Neolib]

You are 38 years old

[Schiff for Senate]

The moment I read the words 'Trump precinct' in the thread title I knew it was a BRTD thread.

[Mr. Morden]

Dora takes a wrong turn and ends up in the Trump precinct, where she engages in a lengthy debate with locals about the Electoral Count Act.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You are 38 years old

There's lots of people my age who hate Dora. I've heard a lot of parents complain about how annoying it is and their kids watch it so they have to but they find it so annoying and stupid.

[Mr. Morden]

You are 38 years old

There's lots of people my age who hate Dora. I've heard a lot of parents complain about how annoying it is and their kids watch it so they have to but they find it so annoying and stupid.

I think you may be misquoting John Quincy Adams here.  I don't believe our 6th president ever expressed an opinion on Dora the Explorer.  Though if he did, and if he had such a negative opinion of her, then it probably has something to do with bitterness over being elected president by the House of Representatives, and not by the American people.

[Ancestral Republican]

You are 38 years old

There's lots of people my age who hate Dora. I've heard a lot of parents complain about how annoying it is and their kids watch it so they have to but they find it so annoying and stupid.

Most adults don't fixate on their hatred of children's television shows.

[Donerail]

You are 38 years old

There's lots of people my age who hate Dora. I've heard a lot of parents complain about how annoying it is and their kids watch it so they have to but they find it so annoying and stupid.

Does your daughter watch Dora a lot?

[MR DARK BRANDON]

You are 38 years old

[Kleine Scheiße]

it should be a king of the hill crossover

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

it should be a king of the hill crossover

Reminds me of the episode where Dale drives Hank to Mexico to avoid potential violence during the 2000 election. Although in that case Dora would have to avoid Anaya precincts.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Doesn't most of the show take place in the Peruvain part of the Amazon? Maybe they should make an episode about her truing to avoid entering any Peruvian districts that were won by HP candidates in 2021, oh wait

[Cokeland Saxton]

There should be an episode where she goes on Atlas and plays "spot the BRTD thread"

[Mr. Morden]

There should be an episode where she goes on Atlas and plays "spot the BRTD thread"

Someone should animate such an episode, and post it on the forum on whichever day BRTD reaches the 100,000 post mark.  What better way to honor him on his special day?

[Mexican Wolf]

No, because I'm not sure you'd be okay with having any potential points of solidarity with Dora la exploradora, BRTD.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Doesn't most of the show take place in the Peruvain part of the Amazon? Maybe they should make an episode about her truing to avoid entering any Peruvian districts that were won by HP candidates in 2021, oh wait

Wait, are there volcanos in Peru?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

In regards to the volcano question, one thing that really pissed me off in a Dora episode was when she and the monkey went to a volcano and were wondering how to get past a lava stream and then they saw a frog jump on some rocks floating in it and get across...so they also jumped across it.

This is such a ridiculous plot hole for multiple reasons:

1-It would not be safe to be that close to boiling lava, even on a rock above, just the heat alone would be enough to burn you fatally.
2-For this reason a FROG would never go anywhere near a volcano, much less hop across rocks in lava like this. A frog would be dead long before they got to that point.
3-Dora must have some pretty lousy parents if they let her wander to areas like this alone.

Seriously it makes even less sense than stopping Swiper by saying "Swiper no swiping", the whole show is like one big plot hole.

[Mr. Morden]

Seriously it makes even less sense than stopping Swiper by saying "Swiper no swiping", the whole show is like one big plot hole.

And dogs can't talk in real life, yet we have Scooby-Doo, a show in which they spend dozens of episodes in a row running away from "ghosts" that are always just a guy dressed up in a costume.  Why don't they learn that the ghosts aren't real, and just jump the guy next time?

I'm not sure why this matters though.  In Dora's case, the target audience is like 3 year olds.