Today is President Trump's 75th birthday.

[Woody]

Happy Birthday! He looks great for his age.

[Joe Republic]

How time flies!  It seems like such a short time ago, but in fact it's already been 160 days since you promised to leave the forum for a year.

[GoTfan]

Happy Birthday! He looks great for his age.

Biden is 3 years older and looks about 100 times better.

[Hindsight was 2020]

Happy Birthday! He looks great for his age.

Biden is 3 years older and looks about 100 times better.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Who?

[DaleCooper]

Lol, Donald Trump does not look remotely great even for his age. I've compared his appearance to Michael Jackson late in life, in the sense that he looks more like a caricature of a celebrity desperate to maintain his looks than he does an ordinary human.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

He still believes he won and created an Insurrectionists and R associates like Johnson Right militia groups like the Proud Boyz as patriotic because they wear camoflouge like the military. He won't be Prez every again

The Rs blocked Abe Fortas and since then we have had Citizens United and since Reagan, fracking has created global warning

I don't give a hoot about TRUMP

[Inmate Trump]

He's a traitor and so are you.

[MATTROSE94]

Donald Trump doesn’t look that healthy.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Happy Birthday and God Bless, sir!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Trump looks decently healthy at first glance, until you remember his eating habits.
He's not massively ugly in appearance terms though.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Trump looks decently healthy at first glance, until you remember his eating habits.
He's not massively ugly in appearance terms though.

75 and eating horribly.  Good genetics? 

[Fight for Trump]

Happy birthday, Mr. Trump!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Trump looks decently healthy at first glance, until you remember his eating habits.
He's not massively ugly in appearance terms though.

75 and eating horribly.  Good genetics?  

I guess that's possible. That and good medical care he got as President and now as ex-President.
Human lifespans have gotten longer than in the past. In the 1300s and 1400s it was quite difficult to find people over 60, statistically speaking.

[Damocles]

OP needs to leave Atlas for a year.

[Del Tachi]

Trump looks decently healthy at first glance, until you remember his eating habits.
He's not massively ugly in appearance terms though.

75 and eating horribly.  Good genetics? 

I guess that's possible. That and good medical care he got as President and now as ex-President.
Human lifespans have gotten longer than in the past. In the 1300s and 1400s it was quite difficult to find people over 60, statistically speaking.

It's a common misconception, but there is no evidence that adults in the Middle Ages were only expected to live to middle age.  People had lower life expectancies at birth but that was very strongly influenced by infant mortality.  A 21-year old man in medieval England, for example, could expect to live to age 64.   

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Trump looks decently healthy at first glance, until you remember his eating habits.
He's not massively ugly in appearance terms though.

75 and eating horribly.  Good genetics? 

I guess that's possible. That and good medical care he got as President and now as ex-President.
Human lifespans have gotten longer than in the past. In the 1300s and 1400s it was quite difficult to find people over 60, statistically speaking.

It's a common misconception, but there is no evidence that adults in the Middle Ages were only expected to live to middle age.  People had lower life expectancies at birth but that was very strongly influenced by infant mortality.  A 21-year old man in medieval England, for example, could expect to live to age 64.   

Interesting.
It's also quite unexpected but not all that shocking to see that expectancy went down from the 1400s to the 1700s. Tropical disease and all that.

[DaleCooper]

Trump looks decently healthy at first glance, until you remember his eating habits.
He's not massively ugly in appearance terms though.

75 and eating horribly.  Good genetics? 

Both of his parents lived a very long time, so possibly, but they were not obese at any point to my knowledge. Fred Trump Sr. had Alzheimer's, but that was about 10 years later in life than Donald is now.  I'd be surprised if Trump doesn't live into his early to mid 80s, but what he has to worry about is his lifestyle catching up to him in a way that makes political life very difficult. His mobility and stamina are more likely to go in the immediate future than his life itself.

[Sir Mohamed]

I wish Mr. Trump well in a sense that he gets the proper help from a psychologist he needs.

[Inmate Trump]

So what kind of festivities are Trump supporters engaging in today?  Still trying to overturn the election, or overthrow the government?

Or is it more sacred and you're just staying home worshipping the Trump Shrine in your living room?

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

I hope one of the cooks at Mar-a-Lago leaves a nice loogie in his cake.

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

I am saying it right now: If either Ossoff or Warnock wins, I'll leave the forum for 1 solid year.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Putin warned Bush W of 9/11 and he went on vacation anyways and Trump was warned about Covid in Feb and he ignored it because it was conflicting of his Reelection, Trump is never gonna be Prez again

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[Benjamin Frank]

Satan is warming up the special place he's got prepared.