Will you cry if Biden wins Texas?.

[Santander]

Yes, tears of joy (sane)

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I haven't cried about anything politics-related since the night Obama won his first election.

Which is fitting, because I began turning cynical soon after Obama was sworn in.

[Battista Minola 1616]

I only cry for serious things, like my girlfriend.

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Well considering that I said I would "literally drink toilet water" if Biden won Texas....I might. 

[TiltsAreUnderrated]

Getting just over (as opposed to staying just behind) the finish line not worth much if they don't take the state house, the railroad commissioner's seat or the Senate seat.

[ProgressiveModerate]

No, but I will be very happy

[TDAS04]

I doubt it, but it would be great.

[PSOL]

No, but I would be surprised by this development.

[courts]

hopefully trump and biden win a few states people weren't expecting. regardless of who ultimately wins out. i enjoy being surprised. and seeing trends

[They not like us]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

[Battista Minola 1616]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

Gross.

[It's Perro Sanxe wot won it]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

Gross.

Yeah, it will also happen if Gross wins in Alaska.

[ProgressiveModerate]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

I think if Biden is winning TX, yo won't have to sweat over who won the Presidential Election.

[They not like us]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

I think if Biden is winning TX, yo won't have to sweat over who won the Presidential Election.

I'll be sweating like a whore in church the second the polls close, it's far too late

[Battista Minola 1616]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

I think if Biden is winning TX, yo won't have to sweat over who won the Presidential Election.

I'll be sweating like a whore in church the second the polls close, it's far too late

Why does something tell me that the "whore" part of your post is more important than the rest

[They not like us]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

I think if Biden is winning TX, yo won't have to sweat over who won the Presidential Election.

I'll be sweating like a whore in church the second the polls close, it's far too late

Why does something tell me that the "whore" part of your post is more important than the rest

No part of anything I've ever posted could be even charitably described as "important"

[Battista Minola 1616]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

I think if Biden is winning TX, yo won't have to sweat over who won the Presidential Election.

I'll be sweating like a whore in church the second the polls close, it's far too late

Why does something tell me that the "whore" part of your post is more important than the rest

No part of anything I've ever posted could be even charitably described as "important"

I don't understand if this post is you LARPing as Lindsey Useless Graham or not, but while in doubt I'll say My Chemical Romance.

[They not like us]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

I think if Biden is winning TX, yo won't have to sweat over who won the Presidential Election.

I'll be sweating like a whore in church the second the polls close, it's far too late

Why does something tell me that the "whore" part of your post is more important than the rest

No part of anything I've ever posted could be even charitably described as "important"

I don't understand if this post is you LARPing as Lindsey Useless Graham or not, but while in doubt I'll say My Chemical Romance.

I don't LARP. I only think about My Chemical Romance.

[HillGoose]

Well considering that I said I would "literally drink toilet water" if Biden won Texas....I might. 

in summer of 2019 i posted on my facebook that if the fed took rates to 0 and kept them there for more than a year before 2022 i'd drink water out of the river in Oak Ridge, downstream of Y12.

i am now currently growing a third arm out of my back.

[It’s so Joever]

Are you kidding?
I will unironically have a mega-nut.

[Battista Minola 1616]

Are you kidding?
I will unironically have a mega-nut.

At least R2D2 had the tact of not saying the quiet part out loud, damn.

[Rand]

Yes, I will produce a lot of liquids from my body if Biden wins TX.

We got a lot of mouths to feed so keep it comin’...

[Senator Incitatus]

No; I had my tear ducts removed in 2007 to improve my vision.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I dunno but I cried when Obama was re-elected.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

I don't think I've ever cried over an election result and don't anticipate doing so, regardless of what happens this election.

Now, I might cry tears of joy if/when Roe v. Wade is overturned!