COVID-19 Megathread 6: Return of the Omicron

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

If we hold to this hopeful pattern through next winter, we can declare the pandemic all but over by March or April next year, and I will have officially joined Camp 5:

Covid Cases Surge, but Deaths Stay Near Lows

Good news as we continue to move closer to normal.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

So, f***. After 2 and 1/2 years of ducking it, the wife tested positive for covid yesterday, and I did so today. Feeling pretty s***** overall.

Condolences. Best of luck.
I highly suggest you be sure to get your vitamins...

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

So we're stuck with martial law and a mask dictatorship for a few more years?

Only in 中国。

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

When was this stickied?