Who would Jesus Christ vote for?

[Panda Express]

vote

[Stuart98]

The man who (supposedly) healed the sick, comforted the poor and downtrodden while expecting nothing in return, who lambasted the wealthy and the hypocrites? Who said "love thy neighbor as thyself" as one of only two commandments of importance? The man who said "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"? Gee, I don't know. It's not like one of the two major candidates stands in clear, unequivocal opposition to those principles or anything.

[NewYorkExpress]

Jesus wouldn't vote.

But if he did, he'd vote for Biden.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Joe Biden, eventhough the Dixiecrats were a states rights party the Dem party since Great Depression has took from the rich and gave to poor. Jesus was against tax collector's taking tax revenue from the poor, he obviously would vote D. He said your reward will be in Heaven not riches on Earth

[BaldEagle1991]

This is gonna be locked

[woodley park]

Jesus wouldn't be able to vote because the GOP tries to suppress votes from people that look like him.

[libertpaulian]

Himself.

[Roemerista]

Certainly not Trump, who stands against everything Christianity is for.

[Rand]

Trump. Like the Lord, Trump sacrificed his own health for our benefit. To prove, in fact, that the Coronavirus was, is, and always will be a Socialist hoax.

[Vern]

None. He would say to repent and turn to God not men.

[roxas11]

none because Jesus Christ was smart enough to not put any faith or trust in politicians

[Calthrina950]

I have a feeling that the poster who created this thread is an atheist or agnostic, and has intended it as a poison pill. So I'm not going to answer the question.

[Middle-aged Europe]

In Jesus Christ's opinion, democracy is only something slave-holding Greek heathens did.

[Woody]

Trump.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Trump.

No, Christ believe in Robin Hood, he was against the Pharasiies that claim their reward of Money 💰 is here on Earth. He said your reward will be in Heaven. Since 1932 and Great Depression the mule of Dems represents Jesus. The Dixiecrats created but they had slavery and chopped off feet of slaves whom ran away and got caught

[Bootes Void]

Kanye West obv

[Tender Branson]

Howie Hawkins.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I have a feeling that the poster who created this thread is an atheist or agnostic, and has intended it as a poison pill. So I'm not going to answer the question.

[KaiserDave]

This is going to be a disaster thread

[VBM]

Jesus would be a reluctant Trump voter just because of abortion

[Pick Up the Phone]

The Democrat.

Honestly, I could even see him running for office himself. Perhaps against Abbott in 2022? With Jesus on the ballot, Texas would by Likely D.

[Jay 🏳️‍⚧️]

The Democrat.

Honestly, I could even see him running for office himself. Perhaps against Abbott in 2022? With Jesus on the ballot, Texas would by Likely D.

Jesus would be attacked for being unamerican and slandered as a terrorist

[beaver2.0]

I don't now but I'm fairly sure not Trump.  Maybe Biden.  I think that's a whole lot more likely than Trump.  There's also fair chance of the ASP or another minor party, I imagine.  I think a vote for them or a minor party is more likely than a Republican vote.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Martin Luther, Mother Teresa and Jesus Christ talked about Pharasiies and that your reward of riches are not here on Earth but it's in Heaven, it's no question Jesus will vote D.  People assume just because you are Evangelicals, you are Conservative, that's not true

The Kennedy's were Irish Catholic and they were D, the Catholic Church is a D institution and it's pro life due to urban poverty. Salvation Army does work for the poor

[Crumpets]

Gloria La Riva. Jesus was a leftist edgeLord if ever there was one.