Republican National Convention **live commentary thread**

[riceowl]

MSNBC and Fox News are no longer carrying the RNC

Fox only "planned" to carry it from 10-11, like they did the DNC. Because they are fair, and balanced.

[Podgy the Bear]

And then Trump comes on and makes stupid and inappropriate comments.  Maybe the RNC needs to keep him off the air??!!

[riceowl]

OK but also he just was weirdly desirable of that woman's blood.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

"Your blood is very valuable, I hope you know that" VAMPIRE TRUMP

[brucejoel99]

Wait, did Trump just imply that he had COVID? Why did he say he took the same sh*t that the other guy was given when he did have COVID?

[Interlocutor is just not there yet]

CNN just cut away for commercial.

Also, I guess we're just gonna forget how the three networks also cut away at times during the DNC?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

"Your blood is very valuable, I hope you know that" VAMPIRE TRUMP

Folkloric vampires, pre-Byron/Coleridge/Le Fanu/Stoker, were often blotchy, shambling creatures that weren't so much pallid as perpetually bloated and drunk-looking because of all the blood they gorged themselves on. I would find Trump more understandable and less creepy if he were a folkloric vampire.

[Former Crackhead Mike Lindell]

Wait, did Trump just imply that he had COVID? Why did he say he took the same sh*t that the other guy was given when he did have COVID?

Sure sounded a lot like soft disclosure that he had it.

Which wouldn't be surprising. He probably had it in March/ April. Asymptomatic or mild symptoms.

[John Dule]

Achievement Unlocked: Taking the long way around saying "I have a black friend"

[brucejoel99]

Achievement Unlocked: Taking the long way around saying "I have a black friend"

He's not a racist, here's the testimony of his one Black "friend" to prove it!!

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

"Democrats health care plan is for you to smoke marijuana and take drugs!"

[Nyvin]

RNC in a nutshell:

"Democrats are BAD! Democrats are EVIL!  Democrats want to END WESTERN CIVILIZATION! Democrats are RIOTING! Democrats are gonna HURT YOU!"

[brucejoel99]

"Democrats health care plan is for you to smoke marijuana and take drugs!"

That speech made my brain hurt lol, how in the hell do Obamacare/a public option/M4A all somehow translate into marijuana, opioids, & euthanasia?

[Ancestral Republican]

"Democratic Plantatation" yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[KaiserDave]

Something something DNC was dark something something suburbs

[Landslide Lyndon]

https://twitter.com/PolitcalCapitaI/status/1298069943125250048

[Torrain]

Wait, she thinks Charlie Gard died because of the UK’s National Health Service? He was a terminally ill baby, who survived as long as he did because his parents had access to socialised medicine! His parents were sold snake oil by US companies and GOP politicians, who failed to extend Charlie’s life by a single day.

That’s the ugliest thing I’ve heard so far tonight.

[brucejoel99]

Y'know, 47 years of public service would imply that Biden's, y'know, actually successful at this whole public service thing.

[Kuumo]

Looks like Trump found a black “Democrat” replacement for David Clarke.

[WD]

I can’t watch right now, but is it as bad as expected?

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Why is Vernon Jones still a Democrat? He's literally been trashing it for many years now...

[It’s so Joever]

Can we stop turning this forum into a circle jerk?

[WD]

Can we stop turning this forum into a circle jerk?

It’s not but ok

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Jones said the black community is getting more woke lmfao

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

It really isn't difficult to pronounce Kamala's name right...