Iowa Caucus Results Thread (pg 148 - full results)

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

There is a contingent within the Democratic Party's cadres that would genuinely rather have eight years of Trump than four of Bernie or Warren, and at this point, while I don't think this is the case, I would not be at all surprised to hear that these people have engineered this mess to some end.

Bulls**t. This is seriously reckless rhetoric to throw around, and there is no place for conspiracy theorists in the Democrat party.

I'm not a Democrat, and Bernie isn't even my preferred candidate. If you can honestly say you'd be genuinely surprised to hear that there was some angle to this literally unprecedented incompetence on the part of the IADP, then, well, good for you.

[Badger]

Now MSNBC is showing 2016 caucus results instead of playing Warren’s speech.

WTF?

[Crumpets]

Okay, show of hands: Who here thinks they could run a caucus better than the Iowa Democratic Party? 🤚

[Antonio the Sixth]

what an absolute debacle

[John Dule]

Whelp! Guess I'm with Bloomberg!

Pittsburgh Steel....welcome to the team.

Damn, you guys are really doubling down on the establishment stooge brand, aren't you?

[JohnCA246]

Meanwhile at IDP HQ...https://youtu.be/mRzdt5OkpSA

[Tartarus Sauce]

There is a contingent within the Democratic Party's cadres that would genuinely rather have eight years of Trump than four of Bernie or Warren, and at this point, while I don't think this is the case, I would not be at all surprised to hear that these people have engineered this mess to some end.

I would be extremely surprised. These types of snafus are almost always unintentional and the result of incompetence. The DNC is dumb and non-savvy, but even they aren’t stupid enough to actively sabotage the first race in the primary in such a public fashion just to screw over Bernie. Especially considering how much hot water they got into last time with just the appearance of being biased against the populist candidate.

[Florida Man for Crime]

Okay, show of hands: Who here thinks they could run a caucus better than the Iowa Democratic Party? 🤚

🤚

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/natashakorecki/status/1224558187900211200?s=20

I know I've, and we've, said this many times but..

What a free fall dumpster fire of a night. Partisanship aside, this is like an elementary classroom tried to run a full blown democracy. Somebody needs to be fired for this. Imagine this sort of thing in the GE?

Nah. This is like junior high class officers running an election. (With an app one of them wrote.) If you want to see an elementary class clown running a democracy, it looks more like this:

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Results not expected until Midday tomorrow now apparently

[T'Chenka]

There is a contingent within the Democratic Party's cadres that would genuinely rather have eight years of Trump than four of Bernie or Warren, and at this point, while I don't think this is the case, I would not be at all surprised to hear that these people have engineered this mess to some end.

Bulls**t. This is seriously reckless rhetoric to throw around, and there is no place for conspiracy theorists in the Democrat party.

Why does hearing the harsh truth have you so triggered though?

[Mr. Illini]

There is a contingent within the Democratic Party's cadres that would genuinely rather have eight years of Trump than four of Bernie or Warren, and at this point, while I don't think this is the case, I would not be at all surprised to hear that these people have engineered this mess to some end.

Bulls**t. This is seriously reckless rhetoric to throw around, and there is no place for conspiracy theorists in the Democrat party.

I'm not a Democrat, and Bernie isn't even my preferred candidate. If you can honestly say you'd be genuinely surprised to hear that there was some angle to this literally unprecedented incompetence on the part of the IADP, then, well, good for you.

This is a conspiracy theory and would be harmful to our democracy if it is popularized with zero evidence. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Grassroots]

Results not expected until Midday tomorrow now apparently

Ffs

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

There is a contingent within the Democratic Party's cadres that would genuinely rather have eight years of Trump than four of Bernie or Warren, and at this point, while I don't think this is the case, I would not be at all surprised to hear that these people have engineered this mess to some end.

I would be extremely surprised. These types of snafus are almost always unintentional and the result of incompetence. The DNC is dumb and non-savvy, but even they aren’t stupid enough to actively sabotage the first race in the primary in such a public fashion just to screw over Bernie. Especially considering how much hot water they fit into last time with just the appearance of being biased against the populist candidate.

Fair point. Again, I'm not saying I affirmatively think that this is the case; I don't, especially if noted Jar Jar Binks of campaign managers Robby Mook is involved.

This is a conspiracy theory and would be harmful to our democracy if it is popularized with zero evidence.

Questioning the legitimacy of what's going on tonight is what would be "harmful to our democracy"? Not upholding it? Seriously?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Maybe I should be, but I'm not. [shrug emoji]

[NYSforKennedy2024]

THEY MISCALCULATED ENTIRE ROUNDS??

[Starry Eyed Jagaloon]

Whelp! Guess I'm with Bloomberg!

Pittsburgh Steel....welcome to the team.

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Damn, you guys are really doubling down on the establishment stooge brand, aren't you?

Add me to the team as well.

[Fmr. Gov. NickG]

Tom Perez should call an emergency meeting of the DNC tonight to expel the Iowa delegation from the convention entirely.

[Grassroots]

Apparently one of the reasons for the show was precinct chairs being idiots and letting people leave the caucus between votes.

[T'Chenka]

There is a contingent within the Democratic Party's cadres that would genuinely rather have eight years of Trump than four of Bernie or Warren, and at this point, while I don't think this is the case, I would not be at all surprised to hear that these people have engineered this mess to some end.

Bulls**t. This is seriously reckless rhetoric to throw around, and there is no place for conspiracy theorists in the Democrat party.

I'm not a Democrat, and Bernie isn't even my preferred candidate. If you can honestly say you'd be genuinely surprised to hear that there was some angle to this literally unprecedented incompetence on the part of the IADP, then, well, good for you.

This is a conspiracy theory and would be harmful to our democracy if it is popularized with zero evidence. You should be ashamed of yourself.

LOL. People aren't allowed to say "I'm fairly confident the Democrats DID NOT DO THIS INTENTIONALLY, but they're so corrupt that it wouldn't blow my mind if it ended up being true"? You need to take a step back and understand that the DNC is not above criticism, especially in America where the First Amendment exists. Chill out.

[NYSforKennedy2024]

Tom Perez should call an emergency meeting of the DNC tonight to expel the Iowa delegation from the convention entirely.

This 100%

[Eraserhead]

Results not expected until Midday tomorrow now apparently

Or never.

[Antonio the Sixth]

OK, I signing out. See you in NH. F**k this f**king abomination of a party.

[Anti-Trump Truth Socialite JD Vance Enjoying Juror]

Remember, you can't spell disaster without IA.

[Badger]

Results not expected until Midday tomorrow now apparently

Ffs

F*** this. Peace out folks. I'm hitting the hay.

[ctherainbow]

At this point I'd almost take incorrect results that have to be corrected later, just so we have SOMETHING.