The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[MaC]

PC holiday.

I see no reason to celebrate black history for a whole month. Three-fifths of a month would be more than sufficient.

[Gabu]

Who will win thread?

1. Betsy Ross
2. The Sunflower Quilting Bee at Arles
3. Brave Little Tailor

[??????????]

Well, if you're in rural Missouri, that probably explains your problems.

Har har, Bezerkelyite.

One half of my extended family lives in rural Central Missouri, and I never have any problems there. It's actually quite nice.

No, actually he is right - all rural areas suck, not just Missouri.  But I spend most of my time in St. Louis and its suburbs.

Let's just say I heartily disagree with you and leave it at that. Central Missouri REPRESENT!

Well I like Columbia.  Other than that there is literally nothing there, well except for walmarts, mcdonalds, and in the summer chiggers.

I've not once eaten at McDonald's, or gone to Wal-Mart, during my trips there - my relatives can actually cook.

And chiggers build character, ya wuss.

They prefer to be called chegroes, TYVM

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

I am a role model for all intelligent young men.  BRTD's interest in my example and advisements is to his credit. 

No wonder society is going to hell today.

Don't worry, religious, it isn't.  If you will re-read my post, I said 'all intelligent young men'.  That is a very tiny minority - perhaps 1% or so.

How can *I* be a "religious"? I'm a firm atheist...

[opebo]

I am a role model for all intelligent young men.  BRTD's interest in my example and advisements is to his credit. 

No wonder society is going to hell today.

Don't worry, religious, it isn't.  If you will re-read my post, I said 'all intelligent young men'.  That is a very tiny minority - perhaps 1% or so.

How can *I* be a "religious"? I'm a firm atheist...

You can't add your own post to the Comedy Goldmine, Straha, you vainglorious.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

I added your post to it... my post is just quoting it.

[Ebowed]

    I'm currently holding the opinion that our forum is losing influnice...

Influence?  This forum never had any influence.

[PBrunsel]

 First because Clinton is a great man, 

Excuse me while I hurl.   Clinton a great man?    He's a piece of sh*t!!

boy, youre quite the calm and clever debater arent you?

THE MAN BELONGS BEHIND BARS FOR WHAT HE DID!!!   

uh-huh. You theres places you can go to meet people that agree with you. Like Here for instance.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Anyone else think there will be 50 gay pornos titled Bareback Mountain?

One would hope so!  You know I don't like gay pornos, but I do occasionally get the 'tranny' kind, and it is fairly hard to find bareback ones.

[YRABNNRM]

Anyone else think there will be 50 gay pornos titled Bareback Mountain?

One would hope so!  You know I don't like gay pornos, but I do occasionally get the 'tranny' kind, and it is fairly hard to find bareback ones.

LOLZ HE's TALKIN' BOUT SEX OMGZ

[YRABNNRM]

you need to have a fuc*ing talk with archie bunker

[© tweed]

Did you draw this Bandit? I must say its not as bad as your other ones which basically look like they were drawn by a two year old mental patient.

I bet your face looks like it was drawn by a two-year-old mental patient.

[nini2287]

In that case, the vast bulk of  America is Republican, Nomore Lies.

I can't believe I never caught the spacing in the name.

[© tweed]

anyway, mfume has my seal of approval.  you democrats need a new poverty pimp.  ray nagin wasnt ready for prime time and jesse and al are getting old.

[Gabu]

Dick Morris thinks....

No, he doesn't.

When this thread gets to page 2, you know that we're being too serious.

More funnay, plz.

[YRABNNRM]

Because it's bandit logic.

At least it's not TOMMY THOMPSON logic.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

From the Senator Kennedy (D-MA) Likely To Run Unopposed For First Time thread:

These people elected John Kerry, I don't think they hold anything against candidates who are annoying.

[Virginian87]

In that case, the vast bulk of  America is Republican, Nomore Lies.

I can't believe I never caught the spacing in the name.

Yeah, I always thought it was NOMO RELIES.

[Ebowed]

Any male who is pro-life is a fascist slut.

[Ebowed]

I hate all math courses. Also, I hate literature classes because your forced to read far-left Socialist literature.

Then maybe you shouldn't be taking "LITERATURE 221: Marxist Influences on literature and famous socialist writers"

[Speed of Sound]

it blows goats.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I would have to say Southern Girls because they are nice and not stuck up like Northern Girls are. Plus them southern girls no how to get down and drity if you know what I mean!

[YRABNNRM]

I would have to say Southern Girls because they are nice and not stuck up like Northern Girls are. Plus them southern girls no how to get down and drity if you know what I mean!

yesssss

[Gabu]

I would have to say Southern Girls because they are nice and not stuck up like Northern Girls are. Plus them southern girls no how to get down and drity if you know what I mean!

yesssss

I wish I could get down and "drity".

[PBrunsel]

I hate all math courses. Also, I hate literature classes because your forced to read far-left Socialist literature.

Then maybe you shouldn't be taking "LITERATURE 221: Marxist Influences on literature and famous socialist writers"

LOL! I hadn't noticed that.