Confessions of Atlas

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I was a democrat in middle school

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I was a democrat in middle school

I was a young Republican in school. 

I love how we both switched in our late teen early twenties

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I accidentally called Oregon Safe R in a thread without even realizing my mistake until over 12 hours later

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I need to stop posting on my phone

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I dabbed when I got my diploma

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I have never had a relationship for more than two months

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When I was like thirteen, I was stoked for a Spitzer/McCain unity ticket for 2008.

Hasn’t aged well.

Predicted the future

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All these are weak. Here's a real confession: I first realized I wasn't completely straight when I went swimming with my (m) cousin.

I was, like, 10, at the time. He was 13 and had recently gotten quite muscular. Or at least as muscular a 13 year old could get.

This then lead me down a period of self-hatred when I tried to reject my "sinful" temptations, as well body imagine issues because I didn't go through the same pubescent weight-shedding he had. We were both quite chubby when we were youngins. It was also during this time when my childhood started to swerve out of the normal path, and it didn't for him, so you had an enviousness aspect of it as well. We don't talk much anymore, but that's another story for a different day.

Now that is probably one of the better confessions I have seen on here in a long time

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Despite only getting a 8 on the purity test I am the most vanilla person on sex and have no kinks, I just like to have it. A lot

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i think that if I joined this forum at thirteen like audman did, I would be banned in like a month

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I think cigarettes and saints is the best display name in atlas history

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February 10 is my favorite day of the year

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Not much of a confession since this is clearly evident, but I've stopped giving a s**t about putting effort into my posts outside of stupid memes or snarky remarks at blue avatars for the most part a long ass time ago.

Hey as long as we're all being nice about it and having fun at it, then you're still good in my eyes

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I genuinely can't tell how much of peoples enjoyment of OC is ironic or unironic

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In summer 2017, I went on the wikipedia article of the 1974 oscars and removed every single mention of that "movie" Exorcist, and it stayed that way for like 3 months

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I found out by accident in 2017 that I have a half brother who is 20 years older than me that was put up for adoption by my dad and his mother since they were both unmarried US service members stationed in Germany.  

Haven’t asked my dad about him and don’t plan to anytime soon.

I want to know how this little tidbit of info got spilled out

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Just a reminder that if trump loses Arizona then Koopa, FDB, and I all have to get a one week ban

Ill post the post relating to this promise later tonight

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Here it is

Mark my words. Trump will win Arizona in 2020.

Are you suggesting that everybody bookmark this?

Yes.

And what are you proposing if you are wrong?

A one week ban

Sure, I’m good with that.

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU WITH 100% CERTAINTY THAT TRUMP WILL DO EVEN BETTER IN ARIZONA THAN HE DID IN 2016

If you are wrong: one week ban for each of you, starting right after the election.

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I actually don't really have any political views or ideology

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The first time I broke my leg was on the same day Opebo was banned, and not only that, but it was within 45 minutes of each other. My injury happened slightly more than half an hour before his ban. I just thought that would have been a somewhat intriguing coincidence for some people on here

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I have 53 tabs open right now

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I made a 9 hour long movie in 8th grade with a budget of 11 cents. I'll make a separate thread explaining the plot of it and events if you guys are interested

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I had one of my co workers tell me they thought I was almost thirty. Bro if I was thirty I would be older than my f---ing boss

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I've never watched Breaking Bad or Stranger Things and I do have Netflix.

just dont binge them if you do

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When I was a kid, I thought biggest loser was actually a realistic look at weight loss