Confessions of Atlas

[TrendsareUsuallyReal]

Thought this would be fun.

In high school when I was class president, I got my class to bring white trash bags to a court warming game and wave them at the opposing town’s fans. I got in big trouble

[HillGoose]

I am a bad man.

Seriously though I've done so much crazy sh**t I can't even remember it all. I'll try to think of my greatest hits and report back later.

[morgankingsley]

I was a democrat in middle school

[The Dowager Mod]

I was a democrat in middle school

I was a young Republican in school. 

[morgankingsley]

I was a democrat in middle school

I was a young Republican in school. 

I love how we both switched in our late teen early twenties

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

I enjoy cutting off old people when driving.

[jamestroll]

When I was in high school I pulled pranks on people all the time. Even today I have occasionally made prank calls haha.

I have a thing for Latino men.

I am extremely envious of people who grew up in better circumstances compared to myself.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I have shot and killed 60+ people. In GTA V, of course.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullsheet! I did not hit her. I did naht. Oh, hi Mark.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullsheet! I did not hit her. I did naht. Oh, hi Mark.

What a story!

[morgankingsley]

I accidentally called Oregon Safe R in a thread without even realizing my mistake until over 12 hours later

[lfromnj]

I accidentally called Oregon Safe R in a thread without even realizing my mistake until over 12 hours later

Not your fault. Woodbury trolling.

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

I've probably watched this gif loop over 100 times and I still find it mesmerizing.



hauntingly beautiful

[bagelman]

When I was a kid I believed for a time that Bush would cancel the 2008 election and enact the New World Order, a global authoritarian religious oligarchy which was a real and serious threat to our lives and personal freedom.

[Hindsight was 2020]

I’m the one who digitally put Jabba the Hut into the original Star Wars

[Badger]

I have shot and killed 60+ people. In GTA V, of course.

Only 60-ish? Piker!

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

When I was like thirteen, I was stoked for a Spitzer/McCain unity ticket for 2008.

[junior chįmp]

I drink $4 wine

[morgankingsley]

I need to stop posting on my phone

[TrendsareUsuallyReal]

I drink $4 wine

It tastes better than the $20 stuff anyway

[7,052,770]

As a fan of Star Wars, I support Hayden Christensen being inserted into Return of the Jedi.

[morgankingsley]

I dabbed when I got my diploma

[morgankingsley]

I have never had a relationship for more than two months

[Kingpoleon]

When I was like thirteen, I was stoked for a Spitzer/McCain unity ticket for 2008.

Hasn’t aged well.