Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[junior chįmp]

Ive lost 60lbs in the last 2 and a half months by eating 1 day a week and taking supplements on the other 6 days. Tommorrow Im starting a 20 day water fast to get rid of that last bit of 20-30lbs to get down to my normal BMI. I havent been this skinny since college

[Mr. Smith]

Long story short, I don’t have to go the Bahamas, but I am at the airport dropping my sister off with my dad (he is not going), and both of them went inside and ditched me with the car in the dropoff zone, and I have been sitting here for over half an hour in a zone you are not supposed to park in. I also don’t even have a license, so I’m just sitting here with the car turned off. Hopefully he comes back soon.

UGH I kinda hope the car just gets towed away to teach him a lesson.

Dude, this is getting so annoying, if some airport personnel asks me to move, I’m just going to tell me my dad left me with the car can you take it away?

What an @$$hole move, if he knew he would be gone for so long, park the car in a proper place.

He told me to sit in the driver seat so the car looks occupied, and people have just been honking at me every 5 minutes.

Been over an hour now.

Finally he came back.

Yeah, that's not a good move. You could've been in trouble too.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Long story short, I don’t have to go the Bahamas, but I am at the airport dropping my sister off with my dad (he is not going), and both of them went inside and ditched me with the car in the dropoff zone, and I have been sitting here for over half an hour in a zone you are not supposed to park in. I also don’t even have a license, so I’m just sitting here with the car turned off. Hopefully he comes back soon.

UGH I kinda hope the car just gets towed away to teach him a lesson.

Dude, this is getting so annoying, if some airport personnel asks me to move, I’m just going to tell me my dad left me with the car can you take it away?

What an @$$hole move, if he knew he would be gone for so long, park the car in a proper place.

He told me to sit in the driver seat so the car looks occupied, and people have just been honking at me every 5 minutes.

Been over an hour now.

Finally he came back.

Yeah, that's not a good move. You could've been in trouble too.

I agree it's a bad move, I was not really concerned with airport personnel, since I doubt they would have gotten me in trouble as a minor without a license just sitting there with the car parked, because my dad told me to. They would probably would have gotten him in trouble and also tow the car (which I don't give a crap if it gets towed, it would teach him a lesson, give me satisfaction, and also we would have just uber'd home where there are two other cars to use until he repo'd the one he drove there). I was more concerned about the pissed off people who were honking every five minutes and knocking on the car, I still have no idea how no airport personnel came out to the vehicle. I sat there continuously for like an hour and twenty minutes. I think he was too cheap to cough up the few bucks for proper short term parking, which was like just a few dozen yards away, and he knew he was going to be in there for a while, even told me to hop in the drivers seat and pretend to look busy.  

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

So I've got over 700 likes on instagram for a photo featuring an abandoned car on an abandoned farm. And I've essentially intended it as dumping it in between what I saw as more worthy posts.

[James Monroe]

I'm at my apartment right now, abstain from my work schedule, as I catch the cold over the weekend. Fortunately I am feeling better right now, hoping to get out and back in action come tomorrow.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

After getting told I lacked the requisite experience for a job, I made some calls to HR and today I got a call back where an HR consultant told me (after he looked up my resume) there were some things there making me worthy of reconsideration. Hoping I get the news back before 4/15, which is the deadline for me accepting funding for a full-time grad program.

[You don't see any blue avatars now]

I should be doing my work but instead I'm scouring the depths of my school's website to see if I can change my name in their system.

EDIT: Got the job done, the counselor deadnamed me and called me "sir" as I was leaving. I want to f[inks]ing kill myself.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

I should be doing my work but instead I'm scouring the depths of my school's website to see if I can change my name in their system.

EDIT: Got the job done, the counselor deadnamed me and called me "sir" as I was leaving. I want to f[inks]ing kill myself.

Don't let it get to you, douchebags akin to me are not worth your time getting upset over.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I spoke before a State Senate Committee today in my dusty suit in favor of term limits. Former gubernatorial candidate/RLC Chair Bob White went first however, and basically read the laundry list I had prepared for myself in a much more articulate fashion.

They called my name next, and my anxiety went through the roof. I'll quote exactly what I said:

"Yeah, I'm gonna be brief. The reason we need term limits for school boards and municipal offices can be summed up in two words: Brenda Snipes." I've never had a stutter, but my nerves made it very hard for me to come off as coherent for the first five seconds, forcing me to repeat the sentence.

When I get tongue-tied/garbled and have trouble getting a sentence out, which happens from time to time, I usually try to make the situation less awkward by joking "did I just have a stroke?" Unfortunately, this wasn't the place for that line.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Lawl Sanchez. Someone’s going to find the public access tape of this if you ever run for anything requiring oppo research.

[America Needs a 13-6 Progressive SCOTUS]

Lawl Sanchez. Someone’s going to find the public access tape of this if you ever run for anything requiring oppo research.

Why would anyone care if your speaking skills are imperfect? It reflects absolutely nothing on you as a person if your speaking skills are subpar.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Starting today I am taking the initiate to improve my health. I am phasing out soda and junk food and I bought a bunch of varying weight dumbells and am doing more cardio. My goal weight is 195 pounds at the moment.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Taking an exam for a job tomorrow. Still not sure if I’d take the job over the fellowship.

Starting today I am taking the initiate to improve my health. I am phasing out soda and junk food and I bought a bunch of varying weight dumbells and am doing more cardio. My goal weight is 195 pounds at the moment.

Lent actually began last Wednesday.

[HillGoose]

Brah stuff's not cool right now. I need to like, power through the rest of this week then I'll take Saturday or Sunday off.

[You don't see any blue avatars now]

God damn it. Writing a 13-page essay about the Vice Presidency has come back to bite me in the ass--I'm not talented enough for the only reasonable "product" I'm supposed to do in order to graduate, and the product is mandatory.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Man this is like the dozenth time I’ve been to Austin, and it sucks more every time, Dallas is way better than this dump.

Wtf, the hotel room tv is not showing the cnn feed even though they have the channel, this is ridiculous, no one denies my family and I Erin Burnett’s show followed by AC360, big problem, the maintenance staff will be addressing this big problem, my dad called the hotel maintenance people, they will be coming soon.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

So guys, we did it! We reached a quarter of four thousand posts. 1,000 posts and still growing. The fact that we've reached this number in such a long amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this account and helping it grow. I-I love you guys...you guys are just awesome. I swear, if nobody else gets this reference, and I waste my 1,000^th post for nothing, I'm just gonna leave this garbage forum and never come back.

[Mr. Smith]

Man this is like the dozenth time I’ve been to Austin, and it sucks more every time, Dallas is way better than this dump.

Wtf, the hotel room tv is not showing the cnn feed even though they have the channel, this is ridiculous, no one denies my family and I Erin Burnett’s show followed by AC360, big problem, the maintenance staff will be addressing this big problem, my dad called the hotel maintenance people, they will be coming soon.

I find that hard to believe. I mean, besides Love Field. Oh wait, that one they keep hidden away and hard to find.

But then, I'll probably drive through Austin on my way back to College Station in a few weeks.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Man this is like the dozenth time I’ve been to Austin, and it sucks more every time, Dallas is way better than this dump.

Wtf, the hotel room tv is not showing the cnn feed even though they have the channel, this is ridiculous, no one denies my family and I Erin Burnett’s show followed by AC360, big problem, the maintenance staff will be addressing this big problem, my dad called the hotel maintenance people, they will be coming soon.

I find that hard to believe. I mean, besides Love Field. Oh wait, that one they keep hidden away and hard to find.

But then, I'll probably drive through Austin on my way back to College Station in a few weeks.

Sorry, I just disagree. Love Field is so easy to find. Literally head some blocks west hop on the tollway, head west some more, and it is right there. 15-20 minute drive on an average day.

[HillGoose]

brah I've been taking time out of my schedule to go to the gym and I'm actually beyond stoked for spring to finally show up and all that. Things are good.

Anyway while killing it at the gym slaps, the friend I've been working out with is really cool and she invites me and my fiancee over to her house, so we've been going sometimes just to drink, play games or spill tea. Finally working some leisure time into my life has been great.

[HillGoose]

Motivational message for St Patricks Day

https://youtu.be/eNd-iGzVtOw

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I see my drunkposting got a little out of hands today,

[HillGoose]

brah this is like, this week has been killer.

you know I just need to sleep. Or chill out. Or something. Things are just like rough or something idk. I can't think about it, you know if you don't think about how rough things are it seems like they aren't. If that makes sense.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

My brother has been missing since 7:00 AM. This time feels really, really, really bad. I think the call is going to come any minute now.

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My brother has been missing since 7:00 AM. This time feels really, really, really bad. I think the call is going to come any minute now.

I hope with all my heart it'll end well in the end. Stay strong, my friend.