Alabama Megathread 4: A New Hope

[Sestak]

"Blank" got 9 votes (does this mean 9 people wrote in the word, or that 9 people left a blank ballot)
"a competent conservative: got 1 vote
"Neither" got 1 vote
Ronald Reagan got 1 vote
Bugs Bunny got 1 vote
Buddy the Elf got 1 vote
Red Squirrel got 1 vote
"Overvote" got 1 vote (does this mean someone wrote in the word, or that it is an actual overvote)

This Competent Conservative fellow sounds interesting.

But is he a stronger candidate than Generic Republican?

Yeah, there are some rumors about Generic Republicans' shady past, I won't post them here because they're extremely salacious, but even if these aren't proven, I think Competent Conservative is the stronger candidate here.

Very likely true, but unfortunately Competent Conservative has retired from politics.

[Brittain33]

"Blank" got 9 votes (does this mean 9 people wrote in the word, or that 9 people left a blank ballot)
"a competent conservative: got 1 vote
"Neither" got 1 vote
Ronald Reagan got 1 vote
Bugs Bunny got 1 vote
Buddy the Elf got 1 vote
Red Squirrel got 1 vote
"Overvote" got 1 vote (does this mean someone wrote in the word, or that it is an actual overvote)

This Competent Conservative fellow sounds interesting.

But is he a stronger candidate than Generic Republican?

Yeah, there are some rumors about Generic Republicans' shady past, I won't post them here because they're extremely salacious, but even if these aren't proven, I think Competent Conservative is the stronger candidate here.

Very likely true, but unfortunately Competent Conservative has retired from politics.

Knocked out in the primary, I believe.

[America Needs a 13-6 Progressive SCOTUS]

"Blank" got 9 votes (does this mean 9 people wrote in the word, or that 9 people left a blank ballot)
"a competent conservative: got 1 vote
"Neither" got 1 vote
Ronald Reagan got 1 vote
Bugs Bunny got 1 vote
Buddy the Elf got 1 vote
Red Squirrel got 1 vote
"Overvote" got 1 vote (does this mean someone wrote in the word, or that it is an actual overvote)

This Competent Conservative fellow sounds interesting.

But is he a stronger candidate than Generic Republican?

Yeah, there are some rumors about Generic Republicans' shady past, I won't post them here because they're extremely salacious, but even if these aren't proven, I think Competent Conservative is the stronger candidate here.

Very likely true, but unfortunately Competent Conservative has retired from politics.

There is no such thing as a Competent Conservative.

Never has been.

[Alabama_Indy10]

"Blank" got 9 votes (does this mean 9 people wrote in the word, or that 9 people left a blank ballot)
"a competent conservative: got 1 vote
"Neither" got 1 vote
Ronald Reagan got 1 vote
Bugs Bunny got 1 vote
Buddy the Elf got 1 vote
Red Squirrel got 1 vote
"Overvote" got 1 vote (does this mean someone wrote in the word, or that it is an actual overvote)

This Competent Conservative fellow sounds interesting.

But is he a stronger candidate than Generic Republican?

Yeah, there are some rumors about Generic Republicans' shady past, I won't post them here because they're extremely salacious, but even if these aren't proven, I think Competent Conservative is the stronger candidate here.

Very likely true, but unfortunately Competent Conservative has retired from politics.

There is no such thing as a Competent Conservative.

Never has been.

Are there a couple of people who are toss-ups?

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

So now Bill Mitchell is trying to convince everyone that Doug winning was all a part of Trump's plan or something. The GOP really can't accept the fact they lost?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/941623415605252096

[GeorgiaModerate]

So now Bill Mitchell is trying to convince everyone that Doug winning was all a part of Trump's plan or something. The GOP really can't accept the fact they lost?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/941623415605252096

If the GOP does get hammered next fall, I look forward to Bill's reactions.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Limestone county write-ins fun.

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/decaturdaily.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/74/f74cabdf-d2eb-5ad0-acf2-181e2c865981/5a39b128db53e.pdf.pdf

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

So now Bill Mitchell is trying to convince everyone that Doug winning was all a part of Trump's plan or something. The GOP really can't accept the fact they lost?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/941623415605252096

If the GOP does get hammered next fall, I look forward to Bill's reactions.

BREAKING: Democrats flip both the house and senate!

Bill Mitchell: "All according to Trump's plan!"

[Landslide Lyndon]

OK, you NEED to see the write-ins for Madison county.

https://www.madisoncountyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Write-In-Tabulation-12-12-17.pdf

[Kamala]

OK, you NEED to see the write-ins for Madison county.

https://www.madisoncountyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Write-In-Tabulation-12-12-17.pdf

Condi Rice now up to 11 total write-ins!

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

OK, you NEED to see the write-ins for Madison county.

https://www.madisoncountyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Write-In-Tabulation-12-12-17.pdf

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[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

OK, you NEED to see the write-ins for Madison county.

https://www.madisoncountyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Write-In-Tabulation-12-12-17.pdf

Only ONE vote for God? Smh, such "Christians"

[GeorgiaModerate]

OK, you NEED to see the write-ins for Madison county.

https://www.madisoncountyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Write-In-Tabulation-12-12-17.pdf

Interesting that there's one write-in for each of Doug Jones and Roy Moore.

[Landslide Lyndon]

OK, you NEED to see the write-ins for Madison county.

https://www.madisoncountyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Write-In-Tabulation-12-12-17.pdf

Only ONE vote for God? Smh, such "Christians"

There are 11 for Jesus.

[America Needs a 13-6 Progressive SCOTUS]

Whoever voted for SpongeBob SquarePants...

I hate that person.

That cartoon show corrupted my childhood.

[America Needs a 13-6 Progressive SCOTUS]

I wonder how many of these randoms are self-write ins.

[Anna Komnene]

OK, you NEED to see the write-ins for Madison county.

https://www.madisoncountyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Write-In-Tabulation-12-12-17.pdf

Interesting that there's one write-in for each of Doug Jones and Roy Moore.

I wonder if those votes are supposed to be added to the official tally for Jones/Moore. A handful here and there isn't going to change much of anything but still.

[An American Tail: Fubart Goes West]

So much for #Sabanmentum

Strange might end up with 0.5% though.

[Keep cool-idge]

My favorite is the ghost of stonewall Jackson.

Other good write ins are
Jackson my dog
Mickey Mouse
Bugs bunny
Bruce Wayne
Phil Robertson duck commander
Robert e Lee
And finally

ME

Those are highlights.

[Dr Oz Lost Party!]

Somebody wrote Doug Moore in.

[Anna Komnene]

Remember that video people were freaking out about where someone supposedly "admitted" to bringing in voters from out of state? Well the AL Secretary of State's office looked into it and turns out...

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http://sos.alabama.gov/newsroom/secretary-state-john-h-merrill-releases-updated-information-questions-regarding-voter

[GeorgiaModerate]

Remember that video people were freaking out about where someone supposedly "admitted" to bringing in voters from out of state? Well the AL Secretary of State's office looked into it and turns out...

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http://sos.alabama.gov/newsroom/secretary-state-john-h-merrill-releases-updated-information-questions-regarding-voter

Credit where credit is due to the SoS office.  They promptly investigated, and then issued a very clear statement of the facts.

[Landslide Lyndon]

A really classy fellow that Roy Moore is.

[OneJ]

A really classy fellow that Roy Moore is.

Lol.

[Dr. Arch]

Doug has a gay son?


FF!!