Update for Everyone VI: What Is and What Should Never Be

[Ye We Can]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

[Santander]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

How else do you buy/sell on craigslist?

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

It is if you're only interested in sex.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

How else do you buy/sell on craigslist?

I don't.

[Santander]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

How else do you buy/sell on craigslist?

I don't.

Maybe you don't, but surely you acknowledge it's common practice.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

How else do you buy/sell on craigslist?

I don't.

Maybe you don't, but surely you acknowledge it's common practice.

Yes, one that can get you raped or killed if you're that unlucky fella.  I am naturally paranoid, though.

[Ye We Can]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

Yes when you're looking to hookup and can swing it. Tinder makes it easy, the account is made through Facebook (although it doesn't link back to it) which plus Snapchat makes it easy to verify if the other person is real or not.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

So here I am bored in college and I get a message on tinder. Oh boy. Anyway she seems pretty cool and at like 1am she snaps me and says I oughta come over and "distract her from her hw." Oh boy X2. So I head over there and while I'm on the way my friend decides to be weird and finds her Facebook, and it says she has a boyfriend.
Well then.

Anyway I'm still on my way but with a moral dilemma now, and when I get there I walk into her room and the girl literally has like a collage of pics of her bf over her bed.
At that point I realized I couldn't do it and made awkward small talk before excusing myself after a half hour.
Considering messaging her bf.

TL;DR thots gonna thot I guess

I've never used Tinder, but is meeting a person IRL the same day you met them online common practice now?

How else do you buy/sell on craigslist?

I don't.

Maybe you don't, but surely you acknowledge it's common practice.

Yes, one that can get you raped or killed if you're that unlucky fella.  I am naturally paranoid, though.

What if it's my fantasy to meet someone from Craigslist under the pretense of purchasing something from them, only so they can rape me and kill me? Then I wouldn't be an unlucky fella.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

@mumph

FWIW, my brother was in a small NC town for a year. He just returned to FL the other day. He was recovering from heroin addiction, and befriended a couple whom he'd sometimes hang out with to play guitar and smoke weed with. Anywho, long story short, the girl tried to sleep with him, he refused, she told her boyfriend, he blamed my brother, and she spread rumors around this very small town that my brother was selling heroin and going down to Asheville to party with hookers.

Long story short, my brother was slowly ostracized by the community, which turned on him, and he had to eventually move. I would be careful in messaging her boyfriend. You never know what kind of crazy people you'll encounter out there.

[junior chįmp]

Last day at work today. Going back to Florida for a God awful, boring, no good 2 months to spend time with family. Jesus Christ, Florida bored me to tears

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Last day at work today. Going back to Florida for a God awful, boring, no good 2 months to spend time with family. Jesus Christ, Florida bored me to tears

Where abouts in Florida?

[Ye We Can]

@mumph

FWIW, my brother was in a small NC town for a year. He just returned to FL the other day. He was recovering from heroin addiction, and befriended a couple whom he'd sometimes hang out with to play guitar and smoke weed with. Anywho, long story short, the girl tried to sleep with him, he refused, she told her boyfriend, he blamed my brother, and she spread rumors around this very small town that my brother was selling heroin and going down to Asheville to party with hookers.

Long story short, my brother was slowly ostracized by the community, which turned on him, and he had to eventually move. I would be careful in messaging her boyfriend. You never know what kind of crazy people you'll encounter out there.

Hmm that's an unfortunate story. I'll consider it, thanks.

[junior chįmp]

Last day at work today. Going back to Florida for a God awful, boring, no good 2 months to spend time with family. Jesus Christ, Florida bored me to tears

Where abouts in Florida?

St. Petersburg

[muon2]

Last night I gave a PechaKucha talk. It's an unusual format. You get 20 slides and they are projected for exactly 20 seconds each. Your 6 min 40 sec speech has to line up with the slides. 20 sec is not a lot of time to say something meaningful, so it really forces the speaker to plan words carefully. They are also entertaining, and even if they aren't, it is over quickly. Nine of us presented last night, and I was number 6, right after the intermission.

I had an extra challenge that I didn't expect. We got up for a group photo during intermission, and I wasn't feeling quite right. My stomach was upset, and I felt a touch of chills. I'm not prone to be nervous giving public talks since I do it for a living, so nerves didn't seem to fit here. I was concerned that it might be the norovirus my wife had at the beginning of the week. Any I gave the talk and no one noticed me in any distress.

I sped home quickly, and sure enough I went straight to the bathroom with norovirus. Mild fever, vomiting, diarrhea, the whole deal - through the night and into the morning. If it goes like expected, I should be over any symptoms in the next day or so. But talk about a close call last night.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Last night I gave a PechaKucha talk. It's an unusual format. You get 20 slides and they are projected for exactly 20 seconds each. Your 6 min 40 sec speech has to line up with the slides. 20 sec is not a lot of time to say something meaningful, so it really forces the speaker to plan words carefully. They are also entertaining, and even if they aren't, it is over quickly. Nine of us presented last night, and I was number 6, right after the intermission.

I had an extra challenge that I didn't expect. We got up for a group photo during intermission, and I wasn't feeling quite right. My stomach was upset, and I felt a touch of chills. I'm not prone to be nervous giving public talks since I do it for a living, so nerves didn't seem to fit here. I was concerned that it might be the norovirus my wife had at the beginning of the week. Any I gave the talk and no one noticed me in any distress.

I sped home quickly, and sure enough I went straight to the bathroom with norovirus. Mild fever, vomiting, diarrhea, the whole deal - through the night and into the morning. If it goes like expected, I should be over any symptoms in the next day or so. But talk about a close call last night.

Any chance a Russian spy is trying to poison politically active American scientists?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I will be going to the Trump rally in Pensacola next week!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Last night I gave a PechaKucha talk. It's an unusual format. You get 20 slides and they are projected for exactly 20 seconds each. Your 6 min 40 sec speech has to line up with the slides. 20 sec is not a lot of time to say something meaningful, so it really forces the speaker to plan words carefully. They are also entertaining, and even if they aren't, it is over quickly. Nine of us presented last night, and I was number 6, right after the intermission.

I had an extra challenge that I didn't expect. We got up for a group photo during intermission, and I wasn't feeling quite right. My stomach was upset, and I felt a touch of chills. I'm not prone to be nervous giving public talks since I do it for a living, so nerves didn't seem to fit here. I was concerned that it might be the norovirus my wife had at the beginning of the week. Any I gave the talk and no one noticed me in any distress.

I sped home quickly, and sure enough I went straight to the bathroom with norovirus. Mild fever, vomiting, diarrhea, the whole deal - through the night and into the morning. If it goes like expected, I should be over any symptoms in the next day or so. But talk about a close call last night.

Yikes, feel better!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I've been feeling rather Aladeen recently.

[Virginiá]

I love how in the winter, my house is actually hotter than it is in the summer despite having the AC set to the same temperature. I suspect because it's easier to maintain that temp in the winter due to less heat, so the fan stops blowing as much and less air flow = more stagnation. Or maybe not, I dunno. All I know is every damn year around this time its hot when it shouldn't be

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Just noticed my book was actually printed in Kentucky, which proves my involuntary but undeniable association via association with Mitch McConnell. I feel dirty and have no choice but to burn all f[inks]ing author copies and send the ashes back to that terrible place. Everything's f[inks]ing ruined...

[Santander]

Welcome to the basket, Kal!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Bringing manufacturing back to America!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I've been feeling rather Aladeen recently.

as in the guy with the lamp and the genie?

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

I've been feeling rather Aladeen recently.

as in the guy with the lamp and the genie?

Or Sacha Baron Cohen's character from The Dictator?