France 2017: Results Thread

[Devout Centrist]

Holy shit, she's just rambling at this point. This is a total disaster.

[Devout Centrist]

This is hilarious, unless the translator is botching this, I have no idea what Le Pen is talking about.

[Devout Centrist]

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So who does everyone think is winning so far?

Macron, Le Pen is all over the place. He's not doing a sensational job, but at least he's on point.

[Devout Centrist]

Flash poll BFM

Most convincing
Macron: 63%
Le Pen: 34%

Best project
Macron: 64%
Le Pen: 33%

Better president
Macron: 64%
Le Pen 33%

Understand people like you (was neck-and-neck before the debate)
Macron: 55%
Le Pen: 42%

Ouch.

[Devout Centrist]

Let's hope Le Pen had something to do with it and it gets traced back to her.

[Devout Centrist]

Looks like 4chan is claiming Macron is into designer drugs.

RATINGS CHANGE:

SAFE MACRON>>>>>TITANIUM MACRON

[Devout Centrist]

Looks like 4chan is claiming Macron is into designer drugs.

RATINGS CHANGE:

SAFE MACRON>>>>>TITANIUM MACRON

Link/screenshot? I want to be amused.

http://i.imgur.com/lQQXbrG.jpg

Christ, these Russians must think like Dennis and Sweet Dee in Always Sunny.

"One meth crystal, please"

[Devout Centrist]

wikileaks' french lawyer is disgusted by the publishing of this nothingburger.

even the intercept isn't buying it.

https://theintercept.com/2017/05/06/no-macron-leaks-politically-motivated-hacking-not-whistleblowing/

Link to the lawyer?

[Devout Centrist]

Link to the lawyer?

it's included in the IC-story.

https://twitter.com/anatolium/status/860621768117153792

Thank you!

Also, turnout is surging in overseas France. Time to obliterate the fascist.

[Devout Centrist]

"Le Pen can't win. The polls are never off by more than 20%"

Michigan got polled by so many amazing firms, like the pollster ARG, widely known for its credibility and calling 99% of races correctly.

[Devout Centrist]

26% is a pretty decent abstention rate, in line with what most pollster had.

[Devout Centrist]

My little South Dakota brain can't believe there are still people like this

Well they both suffer from psychosis, so perhaps there's some truth to that statement.

[Devout Centrist]

Tre bien!

[Devout Centrist]

Whiny bitches at r/the_donald are going nuts.

[Devout Centrist]

Le Pen suggesting she'll try to turn the FN into a new party of some kind. Not sure if the bigwigs will be happy about that.

Rip French far right, 1940-2017

[Devout Centrist]

Mélenchon voters turned out better than I expected. Thanks, Jean-Luc

[Devout Centrist]

More election data:

Vote by age and sex

But the French youth are solidly Le Pen and women are tired of being raped five times a day by illegal migrants

[Devout Centrist]

Point 1 - huh, french women didn't care to see the first french woman president? (lol)

Wonder what Madeleine Albright's take on this is.

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https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Madeleine_Albright

I think "help" in this case means helping Le Pen find mental health resources.

[Devout Centrist]

Knives are already out in the FN ranks. Panzerdaddy says Phillipot should make himself discrete, and that it will be the FN congress to decide how to move onwards from here. Phillipot responds by reminding his audience of Panzerdaddy's 2002 second round score.

Beautiful!