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[Progressive Pessimist]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

[BaldEagle1991]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

[ON Progressive]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

[junior chįmp]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

Got im!

[Crumpets]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

Got im!

I kind of wish Beto would be a bit dirtier with the "not a true Texan" angle of Cruz. For example, here is the sole picture I could find of Ted Cruz in a cowboy hat:

[Florida Man for Crime]

I kind of wish Beto would be a bit dirtier with the "not a true Texan" angle of Cruz. For example, here is the sole picture I could find of Ted Cruz in a cowboy hat:

Q: How do you know when someone is not a Texan?

A: When they think all Texans normally wear cowboy hats all the time.

[Crumpets]

I kind of wish Beto would be a bit dirtier with the "not a true Texan" angle of Cruz. For example, here is the sole picture I could find of Ted Cruz in a cowboy hat:

Q: How do you know when someone is not a Texan?

A: When they think all Texans normally wear cowboy hats all the time.

Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed that you outed me as not being a Texan. I thought I was doing so well.

[Florida Man for Crime]

Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed that you outed me as not being a Texan. I thought I was doing so well.

Politicians wearing cowboy hats as an attempt to artificially make themselves look Texan

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Look at how artificial this looks (and this is one of the most charismatic recent politicians):



Basically the least authentic thing Beto could do if he wanted to ruin his well-earned reputation for authenticity would be to attack Cruz for not wearing a cowboy hat more often.

[Anzeigenhauptmeister]

Basically the least authentic thing Beto could do if he wanted to ruin his well-earned reputation for authenticity would be to attack Cruz for not wearing a cowboy hat more often.

I kind of wish Beto would be a bit dirtier with the "not a true Texan" angle of Cruz. For example, here is the sole picture I could find of Ted Cruz in a cowboy hat:

🤣🤣🤣
Those two photos remind me of this 😂:

[Former President tack50]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans

[BaldEagle1991]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans

There’s a long standing conspiracy here locally that people were bused in from NY, CA & Mexico to Houston to make it look blue, those guys believe Houston voted 90% Trump if it weren’t for their “bused in people”.

[GeorgiaModerate]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans

There’s a long standing conspiracy here locally that people were bused in from NY, CA & Mexico to Houston to make it look blue, those guys believe Houston voted 90% Trump if it weren’t for their “bused in people”.

Doesn't Texas have a fairly strong voter ID law?

[BaldEagle1991]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans

There’s a long standing conspiracy here locally that people were bused in from NY, CA & Mexico to Houston to make it look blue, those guys believe Houston voted 90% Trump if it weren’t for their “bused in people”.

Doesn't Texas have a fairly strong voter ID law?

It’s been weakened a little bit by the courts. But there’s nothing against busing in from people from other states on election year and register them and vote. Now that’s absurd because who wants to bus people into an area and let them vote? They have to uproot their jobs and families just for this.

[Indy Texas]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

Got im!

I kind of wish Beto would be a bit dirtier with the "not a true Texan" angle of Cruz. For example, here is the sole picture I could find of Ted Cruz in a cowboy hat:

Ted Cruz enjoys many human pursuits, including the wearing of hats atop one's head.

Cowboy hats are very useful headgear for shielding one's face and neck from the sun, which the human epidermis is very sensitive to. Ted Cruz could never secrete a UV-protecting mucus-like substance from his pores, because, after all, all of the cells that comprise Ted Cruz have 100% human DNA.

[ON Progressive]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans

Why didn't they bus me then?

[BaldEagle1991]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans

Why didn't they bus me then?

I dunno. It’s a stupid conspiracy theory that’s spreading locally. It’s probably an excuse for Republicans here locally not accepting that Houston has gotten more progressive.

[Adam Griffin]

Forget the cowboy hats - attack him for being a big p[inks]y!

[Obama-Biden Democrat]

https://www.therealbeto.com/ lol

Oh f*** off, Ted Cruz. It's not like you're going to represent every demographic in your state either.

His hometown of Houston and Harris County will vote like 60% against him.

His home town will give him 0% of the vote since his home town is Calgary, Alberta.

So Democrats were busing illegals to vote for them all along! It's just that they were Canadians, not Mexicans

Why didn't they bus me then?

I dunno. It’s a stupid conspiracy theory that’s spreading locally. It’s probably an excuse for Republicans here locally not accepting that Houston has gotten more progressive.

I remember there was a army exercise in Texas a few years ago when Obama was president. The army chose Texas because of it's perceived patriotic nature. There was rumors swirling around that the drill was a trick, and Obama and the UN were going to send in the army to declare martial law and take away their guns.

[wbrocks67]

Ted has backed out of the planned CNN debate. It will now be a one hour town hall with Beto. What is Cruz thinking?

[Yank2133]

Ted has backed out of the planned CNN debate. It will now be a one hour town hall with Beto. What is Cruz thinking?

His internals tell him he is up and he has decided to play it safe for the stretch run.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Ted has backed out of the planned CNN debate. It will now be a one hour town hall with Beto. What is Cruz thinking?

What reason did he give?

[aaroncd107]

Ted has backed out of the planned CNN debate. It will now be a one hour town hall with Beto. What is Cruz thinking?

Probably, he’s thinking that CNN is fAkE nEwS and will try to frame Beto as getting “help” from the lIbErAl media.

[wbrocks67]

Ted has backed out of the planned CNN debate. It will now be a one hour town hall with Beto. What is Cruz thinking?

His internals tell him he is up and he has decided to play it safe for the stretch run.

By giving his opponent a free one hour commercial that I'm sure will also result in many donations? Eh, that's a stretch.

[Yank2133]

Ted has backed out of the planned CNN debate. It will now be a one hour town hall with Beto. What is Cruz thinking?

His internals tell him he is up and he has decided to play it safe for the stretch run.

By giving his opponent a free one hour commercial that I'm sure will also result in many donations? Eh, that's a stretch.

Well, I am not saying it is smart.

[junior chįmp]

Ted has backed out of the planned CNN debate. It will now be a one hour town hall with Beto. What is Cruz thinking?

What reason did he give?

He doesn't have enough time to put on his human skin