The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Is Kennedy at all likely to run?

Yes, he's been openly floating the idea for some time.

It's strange considering he was just elected to the Senate, the body he's spent his entire adult life trying to get into.

I have seen very few people express such open contempt for their work environment as John Kennedy, and I worked both retail and food service.

[An American Tail: Fubart Goes West]

I think the important thing to keep in mind here are the trends. Trends of Virginia are quite reliable since they take swings but adjust for national swing. I also think Kamala’s logo of being for the people is a very good one for most states. Virginia being a state means that they will also like her logo. Referring back to my point about trends being swings adjusted for the national swing, I can conclude using data from useelectionatlas.org that the state of Virginia has in fact trended for Dems a lot. This type of trend is curious as it would imply that Kamala Harris would do better in Virginia. We must wisely sit back and realize that this is not the full picture. Now going back to Kamala’s logo of being for the people: does this apply to Virginia? One must ask oneself if it does, so does it? After thorough research I have concluded that Virginia does indeed have people occupying inside of it. Given this fact, Virginia will like kamala’s Logo. Liking a logo doesn’t necessarily mean that one will get votes though. We must then consider just who exactly votes in the state of Virginia. According to Wikipedia, people in a given state that are registered to vote do indeed have the capacity to vote. Virginia as we mentioned earlier is a state in the US. Using logical deduction we can conclude that people in Virginia do vote. So now that we have that established, will these Virginia voters vote for Harris? Well this is where things get exciting. Kamala Harris is running as a Democrat and not a Republican. I like this. But before we can proceed, it must be stated that Ralph Northam is a black man trapped inside a white girl’s body. I have deduced this logically using my study of phrenology and examine Ralph Northam’s skull that this is indeed the case. As we now know, Kamala Harris is a black woman via genetic sciencism. Therefore if it is indeed the case that Virginia voters do not like black men trapped inside white girls bodies then Kamala Harris will be helped by blackface in Virginia.

[Technocracy Timmy]

Pulling a Shaggy I see.

Shawty caught me in the blackface (it wasn’t me)
Said I must’ve been the klansman (it wasn’t me)
They even saw it in my yearbook (it wasn’t me)
Why’d I put in on camera (it wasn’t me)

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Duh, that's why I have Klan robes...

Or the Klan stole them from Santander.

[Horus]

Sodomy is forbidden in the Bible because it disturbs the digestive and excretioniary system, which is the source of one's feeling of being rooted in reality. When this system (referred to as the root chakra in Hinduism) is disturbed (whether because of indigestion or other means), one is much more open to manipulation by malicious spiritual and worldly forces. Thus homosexual and heterosexual sodomy are normalized by Hollywood and pornography, both of which exist primarily to manipulate the psyche of the masses.

All of this must be understood by both sides of the heteronormativity debate.

[All Along The Watchtower]

How about a presidential election system in which the country is divided into 280,000 (or whatever the VAP is nationallly) constituencies of approx. 1000 Voting-Age Population each elect a, say, 10-member slate of “electors”, who then elect from among themselves 10-member slates, and this continues until you reach a number of electors nationallly numbering in the hundreds or low thousands?

Just an idea, not endorsing it necessarily...

Hell yeah, make the Most Serene Republic of Venice great again.

[Fuzzy Bear]

There are lots of Republicans who really should be Democrats, but insist on clinging to the desperate belief that there really is still a moderate wing in the Republican Party.

There are far more moderate Republicans than moderate Democrats. The only moderate Democrat on the national scene right now is U.S. Senator Joe Manchin. Mark Warner has moved to the left, other moderate Democrats were either defeated for re-election or are on the sidelines now. Moderate Republicans are still in elective office. Jim Webb was at 1% in the polls and he was the only moderate running on the Democratic side. The GOP front-runner is a leftist, not a conservative. Look at the Governors of Nevada, New Jersey, and Massachusetts - all moderates. Look at Lindsay Graham, he's from a very red state and he has a moderate record.

[DINGO Joe]

Surprised he's not from Florida.

See if he was from Florida it would have killed him by now.

[Technocracy Timmy]

#1. People are highly sexual. Porn is huge. Sex is huge. Kennedy, Clinton, Trump. When I was a teen, I would often watch 80s horror films, filled with naked shower rooms and love scenes. I remember the characters would smoke and I used to wonder, "Why is their cigarette so small?" I was that naive to marijuana usage. I recently watched the new "Halloween" with my sister and we both noticed the extreme lessening of sexual content but much, much more violence than the 1980s films. It used to be the opposite. This is likely a result of the #MeToo movement.

#2. I have read articles where even some ardent feminists have spoken ill of the #MeToo movement saying that some younger women (predominantly millennial women), are almost considering men who cheat on a spouse or lie to have sex as "rapists". Basically, a guy tells a girl he's single, she has sex with him, then he tells her "I lied to get laid, I'm married", and she then claims she was a "victim" of #MeToo. That's not rape. It's a guy being a jerk. I'm not defending a lying jerk, but that's completely opposite from "rape". So you have women who are victims of things that are not crimes. This may be what is happening to Fairfax.

[At-Large Senator LouisvilleThunder]

Yeah, I'm sure that the Republicans coldly calculated the number of 1984 EVMS yearbooks in existence, carefully added a racist photo to Ralph Northam's page, convinced a left wing activist for women's studies to make a rape allegation against the most prominent black Democrat in state government and hyponotized Northam and Fairfax into becoming bumbling idiots.

[ON Progressive]

The more I read, the more I'm convinced that this is a deep-rooted conspiracy by the Far Right.

Stuff huffin coal. It’s damaging the brainsmalls inside ye skull.

[kyc0705]

Feb. 1st must have been Freaky Friday because Virginia and Florida traded lives.

[Technocracy Timmy]

I've been against the MeToo crap since it appeared in the form of Obama's campus rape kangaroo kourts. If you were raped, go to the police. This woman sucked a guy's d*** in 2004 and now she's screaming rape to a right wing propaganda site to try and destroy him.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Cultures don't exist.

Someone get this guy a #Wokeness award.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Context.

I’m surprised Reaganfan had so much money to spend

[Politician]

Some of you may wonder why but this is the reason:

Say I have to move to Elliot county, Kentucky, Waukesha county, or some other heap of trash I don't think I will be able to love it as much as Arlington. Reason for that is Arlington will always bring back all these memories of a wonderful childhood, dressing in blackface in kindergarten, KKK costume in second grade, yellow-face in middle school, saying the n-word vigorously in all of my classes. A wonderful friend circle encompassing NoVA throughout these years, arguing about which NoVA county has the highest median income in the country, highest percent with bachelor degrees in the country, highest amount of federal workers in the country, highest amount of traffic induced suicides in the country, highest amount of 50 year old women named Linda who worked as a CIA contractor until she had three children and became a full-time youth travel soccer blogger.

If I am able to find a good paying jobs and good blackface career opportunities I will stay in Arlington.

/s

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

One time I met a 12-year-old girl on AIM.

Later she told me she was an undercover cop, which I thought was really cool for her age.

[Lambsbread]

One time I met a 12-year-old girl on AIM.

Later she told me she was an undercover cop, which I thought was really cool for her age.

Dammit, that's funny. I chortled.

[Technocracy Timmy]

Does he not see the error of his ways?

No, but even he can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

You know, he could be telling the truth. Wouldn't surprise me if he's never seen or interacted with someone from a different race in person in his life before.

He has had to interact with black people. He lived in housing projects. He has been interviewed by Oprah, etc.

[RINO Tom]

The last three posts in this thread all had me laughing out loud.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Impeach

YES!! THIS !!! and throw that bitch in a mexican jail!

No, too easy to escape like El Chapo did from a Mexican prison.

Send Trump to the ultra-max in Colorado instead. The added benefit is that Calthrina can visit him more easily and remind him that the Dems are just as bad as he is.

[ON Progressive]

[Joe Republic]

^ Amazing.

[Badger]

^ Amazing.

And yet bizarrely accurate