The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Fuzzy Bear]

I just watched the press conference. That was the most beautiful and patriotic thing I have ever seen. I'm literally crying right now. God bless Russia!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Context of 2018 Senate predictions.

AZ: Sinema +1 (D gain)
FL: Nelson +4
IN: Braun +2 (R gain)
MI: Stabenow +14
MN-spec: Smith +10
MO: Hawley +4 (R gain)
MT: Rosendale +1 (R gain)
NV: Rosen +4 (D gain)
ND: Cramer +14 (R gain)
OH: Brown +10
PA: Casey +15
TN: Blackburn +10
TX: Cruz +4
WV: Morrisey +2 (R gain)
WI: Baldwin +11

So net gain of R+3. I think anywhere from D+1 to R+4 has a good chance of happening though.

seems like a pretty normal and unremarkable prediction.   what's the joke?

[Atlas Force]

I'm so confused. I'm seeing photos of a Charlie Kirk that look like a relatively normal human being, but the OP link clearly shows somebody who posts on Atlas Forum:

[Lord Admirale]

Beet does whatever it takes to get your attention.

The attention he gets from atlas substitutes for the lack of attention he’s getting from women.

[Technocracy Timmy]

my first wife was Irish....never again will I go for a non-white.

[Anzeigenhauptmeister]

Johnson's margins went flaccid after his climax in the polls

He’s a 65 year old man. Let’s see if YOUR margins aren’t flaccid when you’re that age.

I 💙 innuendos ❗️

[Technocracy Timmy]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=305862.0

[KingSweden]

Clearly Marist is fabricating Polls towards Democrats to make them NBC Friendly for Lester Holt, snarky Savannah Guthrie, prolly Chuck Todd and their cohorts.

You know you pour bleach down the drain, not down your throat

[Santander]

First they came for retromike, and I did not speak out— because I was not friends with Eharding.

Then they came for Timmy, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Chad.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

[IceSpear]

I'm convinced that Trump was a test created by God to test the partisanship of evangelicals... one that they failed miserably.

 God: Hmm... it seems that there has been a blend of religion and Republican partisanship as of late. That's rather appalling. I'd better create a Republican candidate so vile and vulgar, who exemplifies the 7 deadly sins in such comical fashion, that they will have no choice but to starting separating faith from politics.



 God: Oh dear... Houston, we have a problem.

[Technocracy Timmy]

BOTH SIDES

BOTH SIDES BOTH SIDES BOTH SIDES

LET'S STOP FIGHTING

God I miss John Kasich trying to play the uniting moderate hero role during the 2016 primaries as the Trump tidal wave tookover his Party. Good times.

[America Needs R'hllor]

Administrator, Small Business Administration: Mark Zuckerberg (D-CA)

[NewYorkExpress]

Administrator, Small Business Administration: Mark Zuckerberg (D-CA)

Hey, Facebook was a small business once upon a time.

He's got more right to the position than Linda McMahon does.

[America Needs R'hllor]

Administrator, Small Business Administration: Mark Zuckerberg (D-CA)

Hey, Facebook was a small business once upon a time.

He's got more right to the position than Linda McMahon does.

I agree with this, thought I still wouldn't give Zuckerberg any cabinet position. I just found this funny, all in good spirits

[Technocracy Timmy]

'twas the night before the election
and there wasn't a doubt
that trump and his party
would win in a rout

[RINO Tom]

Could this be the day that we find our new king in IndyRep?

[Virginiá]

Context: Tips for Election Day:

These tips are frankly useless. To provide some real guidance to this forum, here are GRIFF'S PATENTED 10 TIPS FOR SURVIVING ELECTION DAY

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[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

^ Came here to post that

[Technocracy Timmy]

Fun fact DTC pointed out to me: Phil Bredesen didn’t win a single county that Hillary Clinton lost. He also did far better than her in Nashville. Those 2016 trends are damn strong.

LMAO THE BLACK MAN won more counties than strong candidate Phil Bredesen.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Love that like 95% of the reaction Online is either ridiculous, excessive DOOM or delusional optimism.

"We took the House, but the Senate is lost until the year 3000.  Maybe then we'll be able to flip Saturn, but Venus is a Longshot Republican stronghold."

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

TX-Sen ‘18 was a rematch of the 2015 Canadian federal election. A privileged, hip, left-wing dilettante (son of another politician) takes on a punchable right-wing Albertan. People have been talking about how much worse Cruz did compared to 2012, when really they should be talking about how Cruz has overperformed Harper’s 2015 showing. This is a victory in real *and* moral terms for Cruz.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

Yes. It made me economically anxious.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

None of them but does "New Democratic" have some new meaning as opposed to 10-20 years ago?

Yes these are the New New Democrats as opposed to the Old New Democrats who were similar to the Old Democrats before them but Newer. These New New Democrats resemble that of the Old Democrats in that they’re the opposite of the New Democrats who were the opposite of the Old Democrats.

[IceSpear]

Safe D because something something 2018 results something something 2016 fluke win something something populism

The inevitable Steve Bullock/Sherrod Brown ticket will replicate the 1996 map, the GOP will abandon "Trumpism" after the election, and "both parties will return to their roots", just you wait!

In 2028 after Charlie Baker has subsumed the souls of Nelson Rockefeller, Jim Jeffords, and Dwight D. Eisenhower he shall rise to the mantel of President of the United States carrying MA, NY, VT, and NH while losing WV and AR. His running mate will be Jon Huntsman.   

[Atlas Force]

There's a misprint in the subject, it should be failed instead of filed