The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[heatcharger]

Re: Senate Special Election in 2002 if Al Gore won in 2000

Is anyone here?

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Want to KNOW a fact
Rounding up NATIVE AMERICANS WAS DONE BY THE DEMOCRATS
Slavery DEMOCRATS
Black post civil war DEMOCRATS

Everything you listed was done by the democrats at the national or state level!

Andrew Jackson was not a Christian.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 21, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

[IceSpear]

Of course Kim Jong Trump reads his briefings. They're carefully tailored to his level.

[IceSpear]

I guess it's fitting that a Republican president would spend his days lazing about with Fox News blaring on the teevee, angrily regurgitating right-wing media talking points on Twitter.

The useful idiots have taken over. The snake is eating its own tail.

If this were a level of Hell in the Divine Comedy, it would be a fat, elderly white man defecating into his own mouth, then defecating that excrement out again so that he could once again eat it.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I’m married with a desk job and a house, interpret that as you will

A polygamous marriage with a concept and an object, that's pretty liberal.

[DINGO Joe]

 

WHY ARE PEOPLE VOTING FOR WINFREY OVER O' MALLEY???

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

too many

Somewhere between Virginia's too many and Torie's too many.

[Kamala]

Don’t worry I have around 200 dollars in cash

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

That made me decide to look up the prices quoted for South Dakota to Tehran.

Greedo may be in severe debt if you take up his deal.

[heatcharger]

Excited to start following the lengthy series of articles on how "this means Oprah is finished" all the way to 2020.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Mods please outsource.

[wxtransit]

yeah now i just be taking classes at DeVry (much more prestiagouse than Harvard) to xpand my mind

Not sure if he was trolling or not, but I laughed a bit at this.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Hello it is Greedo here to tell you that my brother made this account to troll me yesterday but also to defend me. Most of the time this stuff is being posted is not me but my brother.


So yes this is on the same IP Address and he admitted it to me that he created this account.

[Mr. Morden]

This poll shows more than what might be obvious at first glance. For the GOP/leaners' "prefer experience" numbers to be that bad, one can infer that most if not all of the suburban fruit has been shaken from the tree.

I think there are plenty of fruits left in the Republican Party.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Well, it's a sad day in Republican history.  RIP Greedo.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Maybe the bone spurs were hereditary.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I think we now know the definitive truth.



Greedo shot first...










but he shot himself.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I'm Polish, so take your guess.

Are you split between them?

[DINGO Joe]

I wonder how many people will emerge out of a basement in say 1 year or 10 years

Reported for Austro-posting.

[Badger]

Wow so many left wing democrats on here defending bezos and his near monopoly. Fwiw I think amazon should be broken up. I mean it owns a damn supermarket and newspaper

I'm sure if Bezos' (not exactly the same as Amazon) newspaper reporting was of the same odor as Fox News, blue avatars would be just fine with it.

The Washington Post is a 3rd way CIA propaganda rag. They were running 16 hit pieces a day against Bernie.

If your Jfern erection lasts longer than four hours call a doctor.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

No, don't really need to.

It would be beneficial for you (improving your psychical fitness), as well as the forum (you making less posts)

im okay, i'm at a healthy weight even though i drink 8-12 cans of pepsi a day on average. lifting might be bad.

future science will save me

[TheLeftwardTide]

I look forward to this forum's inevitable descent into a repository of seedy political fanfics and shippings of various Beltway figures drawn as manga characters.

[IceSpear]

We already do - it's called the Congressional elections board.

Context.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I actually wish I had put those two (the first two you mentioned) side-by-side.  I believe that race should be completely irrelevant to the political divide.  It is the fault of both parties that it is (and largely stems from neither side being willing to JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT RACE AND SEX).  The political divide should be people who live traditional, moral, and religious lives with family values against those who do not.  We should be getting 90% of the vote in Mississippi, not just 90% of the white vote.  Likewise, we shouldn't be dominant in the Mountain West, which isn't that religious or socially conservative and we should be obliterated in somewhere like New Hampshire.  We could offset that with somewhere like New Mexico probably being Safe R.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

What is it with Hawaii and primariing Governors?

Partially it's the nature of a one party state; there's an odd ethnic cleavage that emerges a lot as well.

If two incumbent governors in a row lose primaries, can we end the MUH HAWAII ALWAYS LOVES INCUMBENTS meme which originated solely because Dubya did better than expected there 14 years ago?

This always struck me as a vaguely racist idea - "oh you know these Asians they always love their strong leaders!" They only kept Inouye and Akaka round for so long because of the huge amounts of cash they got for having entrenched senior incumbents, which is the same for all small and overlooked states.

I'm a big fan of ethnic cleavage myself.