The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Deadbeat dad and edgy teenage son. But they're all part of one family, I suppose.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context:

It tends to be hot and humid in DC this time of year, but she's probably in a building with air conditioning right now, so probably not too hot.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context

An ass would be a more appropriate coalition partner for the Tories.

It worked out quite well for them from 2010 to 2015, after all.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Clay finally posted good content!

"Two current and two former officials told The Washington Post that in March Trump asked Rogers and Director of National Intelligence Daniel Coats to publicly deny the existence of any evidence of collusion between his campaign and Russia during the 2016 election."

Trump "asked"...he didn't "hope."

He was asking a question, not giving an order.

Here we go.  I knew it would wouldn't be long until the excuses started.

[The Other Castro]

Is Marco pitching or catching

[Confused Democrat]

Is Marco pitching or catching

lol, Green Line's genius is under-appreciated.

[Santander]

Is Marco pitching or catching

Damn, that's good.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Grassley?  whoa man, far out.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Sinclair Lewis once said: "When fascism comes to Atlas it will be wrapped in a Polish avatar and carrying a master's degree."
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[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

I force them to, by inserting tidbits into all of our conversations:

Mum: Are you free to come with us to Manchester in August?
Me: I'm as free as Vienna is likely to vote SPO at the next election

Dad: Do you want to watch that new drama on BBC1?
Me: I haven't been this excited since I had the chance to liveblog the funeral of OVP deputy from 2006 to 2008 Gunther Kesselburger.

Sister: Nice weather today
Me: You know what isn't nice? The views of the naive left leftist Van Der Bellen

Mum: How did your exams go?
Me: Isn't the real question what is the education system like in Austria? Let me tell you about that.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Let's just redirect all OC posts here!

[Kingpoleon]

I want Rudy to beat Hillary in 2006 for Senate and then run and become President in 2008 and 2012.

Follow that up with Jeb Bush in 2016 and 2020 and I'll be a happy man!

HELL NO! It'd make things so much worse in strip clubs. Tipping with coins just doesn't work. Plus, what are the strippers going to do with them? You can't wrap coins around your thigh with a garter. BAD BAD BAD idea.

I'm getting the sense that your entire political philosophy is based upon what will maximize your enjoyment of strip clubs and not much else.

Not my ENTIRE philosophy, but it plays a role no doubt.

But come on, can you explain why this is a good idea considering the effect on strip clubs, which you support the right to exist?

You know... the fact that you only give out ones is just a sign of how f***ing cheap you are.

I sometimes give out 2 or 3 of them. All the bigger bills I use for lapdances. I'm quite generous when it comes to buying those. I'll probably even get one of those $200 ones at Choice when I get my $1700 tax return back.

(Left of the Dial is BRTD.)

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Ach, szkoda kurwa gadać, szkoda kurwa strzępić ryja naprawdę.

Reported for a racist attack.....if I understand my Polish correctly.

You meant your google translator?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

These mods need to bite into a plant ovary. A fruit is a plant ovary.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

A like button available to all posters would give undeserved validity to the Communist notion that all posters' opinions are equally valuable.  Unless the like button is set up to allow highly respected posters like Mr. Morden to like posts 10 times as much as newbies, I am opposed.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

No, as the fascist posters weren't permabanned with her.

Another proof the mods are controlled by the Alt-Right.

[This account no longer in use.]

One thought I had: we really need to start conducting exit polling for these votes by age and/or date of registration. Then we'll see what the difference is between the youngsters lining up unquestionably in lock-step behind the Mod Order and those of us who remember what Atlas used to be like opposing such endeavors.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Eventually we will be taken care of cradle to grave by corporations. We will be born in corporate hospitals, get health care through the corporation, live in corporate homes, be driven by corporate cars, retire on corporate pensions (again). Our thoughts, friendships, behavior patterns, relationships, both individual and collective, will be monitored, understood, and predicted by the corporation. The corporations will establish a paradise on earth, with no murder, rape, loneliness, addiction, car accidents, or anything. Our data-driven lives will be healthy eating, healthy living, healthy socializing. And it will be better. It will actually be better than what we have today.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

America is a country of the rich and the "not rich yet".

[Crumpets]

What if Trump wasn't the one doing the taping...?

Somebody's doing the taping.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Certainly not; she is most certainly the Jeanne d'Arc of this generation of atlas; burnt at the stake while literal apes roam at will.

I think you are conflating 1431 Rouen and 2001 A Space Odyssey.

[Santander]

Terrifying views.

Non sequitur

That's actually the summary of his political beliefs.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

If she picks him and Murphy-Oliver wins, she would be the first black lieutenant governor, the first black female lieutenant governor and the second lieutenant governor. She'd probably be the third lieutenant governor running mate (Weinberg, Guadagno, Silva in 2009 and 2013)

[100% pro-life no matter what]

CONTEXT: Who would fictional characters vote for:

Stephen Curry Hillary😁
Lebron James Hillary😁
John Cena Donald Trump
Tom Brady Donald Trump

Tom Brady and Steph are buds and do Under Armor

[Santander]

Sweden already exists lol