The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Atlas Force]

She’s so dumb she’d still be looking for the forum on randmcnally.com

[heatcharger]

Ew, Roem is bad. Not for being trans but for

Careful man…

[Cassius]

I won't pretend to understand Pakistan, but it seems to me that Imran Khan is still a joke but now the joke is no longer on him.

Tiberius: 'I shall make you my successor, Gaius Caligula! I've decided you shall stay here with me: Rome deserves you. I will nurse you like a viper in her bosom.'

Caligula: 'Is that a joke, Uncle?'

Tiberius: 'Not yet, but it will be!'

Pakistani military intelligence covert program to prop up PTI in 2018, codenamed GEORGEBAKER

[Badger]

Awesome too for here by Fulbert and Runeghost.

I really don’t get why McCarthy wanted this job so badly. Is there a more poisoned chalice then GOP House leader?

I mean, Gollum still coveted the Ring…

Look, I'm not a fan of the treacherous little weasel either, but there's no need to insult Gollum by comparing him to McCarthy.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Awesome too for here by Fulbert and Runeghost.

I really don’t get why McCarthy wanted this job so badly. Is there a more poisoned chalice then GOP House leader?

I mean, Gollum still coveted the Ring…

Look, I'm not a fan of the treacherous little weasel either, but there's no need to insult Gollum by comparing him to McCarthy.

Your STT app makes it a hat trick.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

This must be preserved:

FF.  We certainly don't agree on everything, but he stands his ground under fire.

Have you read his post slightly? Staining your grandmother fire is to put it mildly not a favorable trait when one is supporting genocide, genius.

[GeorgiaModerate]

This must be preserved:

FF.  We certainly don't agree on everything, but he stands his ground under fire.

Have you read his post slightly? Staining your grandmother fire is to put it mildly not a favorable trait when one is supporting genocide, genius.

I think this is the first time his app has mangled the text so much that I have absolutely no idea what he meant.

[Badger]

This must be preserved:

FF.  We certainly don't agree on everything, but he stands his ground under fire.

Have you read his post slightly? Staining your grandmother fire is to put it mildly not a favorable trait when one is supporting genocide, genius.

I think this is the first time his app has mangled the text so much that I have absolutely no idea what he meant.

Me either. 

[Badger]

Can't find the one-liners in simple truths thread, so this will have to do. A very nice twofer.

maybe we don't need a speaker, like gondor we can just have a steward pro tempore and just pay respect to the past speakers who may return some day!

Only if the Steward sits in one of the teller chairs because to sit in the Speaker's chair would be presumptuous.

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

This must be preserved:

FF.  We certainly don't agree on everything, but he stands his ground under fire.

Have you read his post slightly? Staining your grandmother fire is to put it mildly not a favorable trait when one is supporting genocide, genius.

I think this is the first time his app has mangled the text so much that I have absolutely no idea what he meant.

Would love to hear big boobs reaction to this. I'm understand though he first has to consult with Mummy and Daddy for proper talking points.

Possibly the greatest Badger text-to-speech moment yet.

[Jingizu]

And the "reformed" white supremacist joins in proving my point.

Yeah, people created xenophobia not because prejudice against foreigners is vile and downright evil, but because they were sitting around one day with nothing else to do. As in Melania ago during the time of ancient Greece. So it was invented then so Athens politicians could get rid of their border patrol?

Hate to break it to you, but bigotry and Prejudice is still awful whether you when does it against a particular race, or because of people's foreign nationality, or because of their religion. Based on your so-called logic, anti-Semitism would be fine and dandy because people can after all choose what religion they belong to. I'm sure many of your old skinhead buddies would agree.

Many Melania ago, woolly mammoths roamed the earth

[Joseph Cao]

This whole Israel-Palestine saga has been a mask off moment for the far-left.

Your profile literally links to a Telegram crypto pump

My account was hacked.

[Lambsbread]

You couldn't kill Osama bin Laden today, because of woke

[heatcharger]

my fellow heterosexual males

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

I think the discussion about twinks being gay has been scrubbed from the gaza thread, but I laughed so hard at the befuddled comment somebody made about why people were talking about this given the horrible context.

[An American Tail: Fubart Goes West]

In which OSR and I disagree on Israel’s “contraceptive methods”:

(Snipped)

That being said, I think that it’s passed time for Israel to pull out.

Israel should not pull out

[Jingizu]

In which OSR and I disagree on Israel’s “contraceptive methods”:

(Snipped)

That being said, I think that it’s passed time for Israel to pull out.

Israel should not pull out

Indeed, Israel is preparing to thrust hard into Gaza’s backdoor!

[heatcharger]

I remember eating breakfast in July 2016 with a friend. We were discussing a recent action by President Obama concerning trans rights and bathrooms

[Pres Mike]

I remember eating breakfast in July 2016 with a friend. We were discussing a recent action by President Obama concerning trans rights and bathrooms

Not sure why you find this funny?

[heatcharger]

I remember eating breakfast in July 2016 with a friend. We were discussing a recent action by President Obama concerning trans rights and bathrooms

Not sure why you find this funny?

I believe you. Seriously. I believe you were discussing transgender bathroom policies over scrambled eggs and coffee on a sunny July morning in 2016.

The way you stated it was funny though. Reminded me of the “liberals in a coffee shop” trope, which is a lot more valid than I used to think.

[Pres Mike]

I remember eating breakfast in July 2016 with a friend. We were discussing a recent action by President Obama concerning trans rights and bathrooms

Not sure why you find this funny?

I believe you. Seriously. I believe you were discussing transgender bathroom policies over scrambled eggs and coffee on a sunny July morning in 2016.

The way you stated it was funny though. Reminded me of the “liberals in a coffee shop” trope, which is a lot more valid than I used to think.

Lol

Me and my buddy went to Ihop. It was the Summer before our senior year of high school. School was going to start in a few weeks and that day was when seniors went to the school to take their senior yearbook photos.

I was waiting for him to show up. I was sitting at a booth scrolling yahoo news. I saw something Obama had did. We were both liberally minded high schoolers but thought the trans policy Obama signed (I think it had something to do with title 9?) was silly and would result in Democrats losing votes in the upcoming election

In hindsight, this was kinda funny to say nonchalant

[Vice President Christian Man]

It's okay. I've heard Biden's set to pardon the Turkey in a few weeks anyway.

The reference was a thread talking about the FBI investigating Mayor Adams's ties to the Turkish government.

[支持核绿派 (Greens4Nuclear)]

I don't have much else to say about the Virginia elections tomorrow, I'm just posting here to take a moment and note how amazing the name Chaz Nuttycombe is.

That's the name of a cereal mascot.

[GeorgiaModerate]

I am now one 2pm turnout report from a single KY county, two yard signs from a single PA town, and three tweets from a single user away from changing every single one of my predictions.

This is the best encapsulation of Atlas that I've ever seen.

[Vice President Christian Man]

Ever since Mr X became moderator, I now speak more clearly in my post-Post interviews.

I also feel more confident around attractive women.