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[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I have no idea who he is and I practically live on this forum.

I'm Kalwejt and I approve this message, because you know who I am.

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Dishonest Abe went from supporting Trump to calling Bernie Sanders his king. If he can't even keep his ideology consistent, how can we trust him to keep America afloat?

[Enduro]

Everyone thinks Peebs is such a good person, but did you know that his name stands for Person Eating Every Blank Sink.

Can we trust someone who eats blank sinks?

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Enduro. Enduro. Split that name into two words. You have got End and uro.
End uro. Sounds like End Euro right? Enduro will ruin our relationship with our European Allies.
Don't vote for Enduro. The stakes are too high for you to stay at home.

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Everyone thinks Peebs is such a good person, but did you know that his name stands for Person Eating Every Blank Sink.

Enduro thinks Peebs is a man, but did you know that she is a woman.
TimTurner claims to be an average kid, but do you really understand him? Vote Peebs.

[Devout Centrist]

Peebs...what do we really know about her values? Peebs once told a reporter that she used the American flag as...toilet paper! And in a 2015 interview, she is on record saying, 'I like to KILL babies'. The choice this election is clear. Do you want family values for North Carolina or a woman who wants a fetus sandwich?

[FairBol]

Centrist is a terrible person....he's not conservative enough, and he likes orgies!! ROFL. 

[LLR]

FairBol is untrustworthy. Just look at his history - he disappeared for a whole month once. We can't have leadership that won't even show up to work! Additionally, he is a "Dee Jay", which my sources tell me stands for "disk jockey." This is gross! Can we really trust somebody who rides "discs" to be a role model for our kids? LLR says "No way"

Vote LLR and our kids will be in good hands.

Paid for by the "It's Only Rock and Roll" PAC


On a side note, coming for PAC names for LLR is a really fun pastime.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

LLR says he's from "Paradise City," but it sure won't be paradise if we have to pay his higher taxes to finance his big-government spending!  Vote no on LLR.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Rfayette - He really lives in Fayette County, Kentucky. How else could he get his username? Of course judging from his avatar you'd think he'd be Californian. But he's, as duly noted, really Kentuckian. Does he admit that? Of course not. Crooked Rfayette has been lying to people on online forums!
Don't vote for Rfayette. He's a nasty, crooked liar. Vote for the other candidate - someone with actual morals, who actually believes in God.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

"Peanut Butter. Jelly.  Together they form the quintessential American snack: the P&J sandwich. The P&J got us through Hitler, through the Cold War, through the recession. The P&J brings us closer together, providing millions of jobs for everyday working Americans. But Candidate Tim Turner doesn't believe in that. Shocking posts from a "Dark" forum reveal he brags - without care to the innocent jelly and peanut manufacturers of this nation - about his affinity for plain bread. Turner may believe we deserve plain bread, but I'm the full sandwich. Vote CrabCake"

[world.execute(me)]

Crabcake wants to be president of the united states. But Crabcake isn't a woman for you. Crabcake voted to plaster pictures of eels all over our roads. She sponsered a bill to make shrimp more imporant than people. She stated of giant crabs "I am a loyal servant of our future overlords". She wants to ban all fishing. And worst of all, she tries to silence her critics by abusing the law, suing them for "bizzare sea-creature based libel".

Vote against Crabcakes' radical, dangerous, and not fake agenda. Vote for Alice Scarlet.

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Crooked Scarlet admits to marking the incorrect answers. If she can't even answer the correct way, how can she keep America correct?

Peebs - Vote For the Blank Sink Eater - It's Important

[Enduro]

Everyone thinks Peebs is such a good person, but did you know that his name stands for Person Eating Every Blank Sink.

Enduro thinks Peebs is a man, but did you know that she is a woman.
TimTurner claims to be an average kid, but do you really understand him? Vote Peebs.

Peebs attacks people for typos, can we afford this grammar nazi?

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Enduro. End ur o. End your O. What does O stand for? Is it ountry-cay?

Peebs - She Won't End Your Country.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

Crooked Peebs - another Green Party guy, and his name sounds like it might be on a Pez dispenser.  Is that the kind of candy you want in the White House?

[LLR]

Crooked RFayette thinks Peebs is a guy. This isn't who we want for our beautiful nation. Vote LLR - He knows what you identify as.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

There's far-left rock-and-roll hippie playing identity politics again.  Vote ExtremeRepublican for someone who will stand for Americans, rather than divide us up into silly identities.

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

ExtremeRepublican declares himself an extremist. Is his dangerous politics what we really want in our President?

I'm Peebs and I approve this message.

[Kingpoleon]

A extremist North Carolinian with questionable ties. Sound familiar? Peebs is an extremist, who claims to be a Green on her card and yet identifies as a Democrat. This is a dog whistle to bring in extreme, racist communists and socialists to her side. Peebs is the candidate of communism, corruption, and complete and utter destruction.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Kingpoleon thinks he is better than you.  He thinks he is too good to pick a side and has no real stances.  He claims to be so enlightened that he becomes on every side of every issue.  He just wants to make everything look nice, but you can't trust him to stand on principle.  With me, you know what you get!  Don't risk voting for wildcard Kingpoleon- choose dependable Extreme Republican instead!

[Kingpoleon]

Kingpoleon thinks he is better than you.  He thinks he is too good to pick a side and has no real stances.  He claims to be so enlightened that he becomes on every side of every issue.  He just wants to make everything look nice, but you can't trust him to stand on principle.  With me, you know what you get!  Don't risk voting for wildcard Kingpoleon- choose dependable Extreme Republican instead!

... if I were running against you, I'd massively fund this ad so I won in a landslide.

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[Enduro]

Extreme Republican, his name literally starts with extreme. We can't afford extremists in the White House.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Is a Libertarian.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

Has shades of misanthropy