Make an attack ad against the previous poster

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Kalwejt: Seven years on Atlas. Forty thousand posts. Over sixteen per day! Does he have a life?

Vote early, vote often, against Loquacious Kal. Vote Nathan: The stakes are too high for you to stay home.

[Mr. Reactionary]

My fellow native-born Americans ... in these trying times can we really afford to vote for a Papist whose true loyalty lies with a pointy-hatted King in Rome? We need a candidate who will put West Virginians first and usher us in to the 20th Century.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Kalwejt: Seven years on Atlas. Forty thousand posts. Over sixteen per day! Does he have a life?

A vicious slander! If I had no life whatsoever, I'd be making 70 motherf**king posts per day

/skip/

[Antonio the Sixth]

Mr. Reactionary was found guilty of copyright infringement brought by Mr. Moderate, who holds a patent on the "Mr. [ideology]" template.

If he stole his own username, what will stop him from stealing your tax dollars?

Paid for by Concerned Citizens for Intellectual Property Rights PAC.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

One week ago Antonio V claimed he was 22. But just a week later? He's 23! 'Tony' is hiding something. Whether it his illegal donation to the United States President campaigns or his suspiciously Italian background, can you trust Antonio?


Vote crabcake as EU President.

[RR1997]

Crabcake is a female.

You know who else was female? Hitler's mother.

This breathtaking historic parallel is no coincidence. Crabcake is teh next Hitler. Vote RR1997.

[White Trash]

Mr. 1997 seems to be under the impression that there are women on the Internet. What sort of self-respecting gentleman would believe such a damn fool thing like that? An imbecile that's who.

Vote Dixiecrat this November.

[KingSweden]

Southern Gothic is from Louisiana.

True Detective: Season One is set in Louisiana.

Can we really afford a child-sacrificing devil-worshipping Louisianan on our school board?

Vote KingSweden for Atlas school board - he'll never kidnap and ritually sacrifice your child!

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

Another West-Coast liberal:  open borders, bigger government, and a right-hand-man to Hillary.  Want to take America back?  Sane immigration policies, a strong America, lower taxes, and rights for citizens, not the illegals?  Vote RFayette.

[Crumpets]

When asked about his favorite politicians, RFayette replied:

What's so bad about Cuomo?  He seems like a pretty reasonable, moderate, pro-business Democrat.

But when asked who he'd vote for in an election between Cuomo and Trump, he said:

Trump, easily.

RFayette: Thinks Cuomo is good, thinks Trump is better. This November, vote Crumpets. The stakes are too high to stay at home.

I'm Thinking Crumpet's Crumpet and I approve this message.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Crumpets is a Islamo-fascist-communist.
[picture of Crumpets with turban photoshopped on his head and Das Kapital in his arms]
[footage of Crumpets purportedly praising Sharia]
Reject Sharia law. Vote against Crumpets and his vision of an Islamo-fascist-communist state.
Hard Truths PAC paid for this ad.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

TimTurner is supported by the CaIR, a co-conspirator involved in funding Hamas.  He opposes securing our border, and is weak on radical Islamic terror.  He wants to expand the power of radical Islamism, and his policies will make us less safe.  RFayette will stand up for the safety and security of Americans - no Syrian refugees, a secure border, and no deals with the terrorists.

[White Trash]

I'd definitely vote for Thurmond in this one.

Can we have a racist and bigoted Southern Democrat like Representative RFayette in office? Stand up for equality and the American way! Show this scoundrel we don't buy into his hateful, populist dixieland rhetoric!

Vote Southern Gothic, Democrat, this November

[Maxwell]

You needed that job

you were the best qualified

but they had to give it to a GOTHIC because of racial quotas

is that really fair?

Southern Gothic says... it is!

Southern Gothic supports Ted Kennedy's racial quota law that makes the color of your clothes more important than your qualifications. You'll vote on this issue next tuesday...

FOR RACIAL QUOTAS? Southern Gothic

AGAINST RACIAL QUOTAS? Maxwell

[Slow Learner]

NARRATOR: Maxwell has a noted history for inciting violence via threats.
[CUT TO IMAGE OF ATLAS FORUM POSTS]
MAXWELL: I would consider not sending him to the gulags if he took some energy supplements and stop being so low energy.
MAXWELL: don't spread your vagina conspiracy theories here, buddy.
NARRATOR: His record of making provocative attention seeking statements stands clear.
[CUT TO MORE IMAGES OF POSTS]
MAXWELL: Boy that Trump supporter is a nervous wreck!
MAXWELL: #Berniegavemeaids
MAXWELL: The media is totally sad.
[CUT TO NARRATOR SITTING ALONE IN A ROOM]
NARRATOR: Is this really presidential material? Seriously? We don't think so.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

Battenberg -  is he a British socialist or Cruz supporter?  Either way, he's not our best choice.  We need someone who will be on our side - no more bad trade deals, a strong border, and lower taxes for everyone.  Now that's change we can really believe in.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

RFayette is a BLIND, BALD, CRIPPLED and TOOTHLESS man who wants to start a war with some random country. When he is not busy importing mistresses from Europe, he's trying to sell his own mother into slavery. Haven't we had enough slavery in America?

I approve this message because RFayette is a hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Congressman RFayette can't make up his mind on his religious beliefs. Can he make up his mind on anything? Today you're electing a nationalist Conservative, tomorrow you might get a libertarian, or a communist, or a fascist, or who knows what?

Vote for Antonio V. At least you know what you're getting.

[Crumpets]

On November 13th, terror was unleashed in Paris.



The world came together with a unified voice to say that we were not afraid.



But where was Antonio V?

His post history shows nothing the entire month of November.

We know he "returned," but from where?



Antonio V: We just don't know where he was during the Paris attacks.

This November, tell Antonio that we are not afraid.

This November, vote Thinking Crumpet's Crumpet.

[White Trash]

Narrator: Have you ever wondered what Thinking Crumpets Crumpet is always thinking about? Well, our operatives working within the TCC campaign have found out.



Narrator: He may call himself a Crumpet for the Thinking Crumpet, but we all know he is actually for the globalization of the American Breakfast. Say good bye to your crumpets and your eggs over easy, and say hello to ENGLISH muffins and blood sausage.

Vote Southern Gothic for Democratic nominee.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

Southern Gothic.  He's running, alright.  Running to raise your taxes.  Running for big government - to spread your wealth.  Why?  Gothic supports Obamacare for illegal immigrants and favors letting in thousands of radical Islamic refugees, giving them welfare and food stamps.  Who will stand up for hardworking Americans?  RFayette - for our interests, not theirs.  He's for smaller government, lower taxes, a strong military, less immigration, and better trade deals. 

[TJ in Oregon]

All RFayette does is attack other candidates. What does he even stand for himself? One day he criticizes Trump, the next day he supports him, the next he criticizes him again. With TJ you know exactly what you're going to get: consistent principles applied pragmatically.

[Kingpoleon]

Justice TJ:

He is male. Hitler was a male. Stalin was a male. Mr. Morden claims to be a male.

Don't vote for Hitler, Stalin, or the Mister. Vote Kingpoleon: He's not Hitler.

I'm Kingpoleon, and I approve this ad.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

If Kingpoleon wins, murder, rape, adultery and incest will be openly taught and practiced. The air will be rent with the cries of distress, the soil will be soaked with blood, and the nation black with crimes.

Are you prepeared to see your dwellings in flame?
Female chastity violated?
Children writhing on the pike?

I'm Kalwejt and I approve this message because Kingpoleon is a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Kalwejt is a SOCIALIST.
[picture of Kalwejt's posts defending Lech Welesa]
[picture of Kalwejt inverted]
[picture of a Kalwejt post saying he'd vote for Snowstalker over Donald Trump]
REJECT socialism. Vote against Kalwejt, that commie from Kenya.