Update XIX: Melancholy and the Infinite Napping

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good evening, folks.  I am posting for the first time on Luke Skywalker (my new laptop)!

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

What was your old computer named?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What was your old computer named?

Porn Virus

[Joe Biden 2020]

What was your old computer named?

Captain Spock.

My desktop is Admiral James T. Kirk.

[patrick1]

Good evening, folks.  I am posting for the first time on Luke Skywalker (my new laptop)!

Jabba was taken?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good evening, folks.  I am posting for the first time on Luke Skywalker (my new laptop)!

Jabba was taken?

No, I just drafted Luke first!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Not that anyone cares, but my cousins are safe and sound at their house in Cameroon.

[Keystone Phil]

Not that anyone cares, but my cousins are safe and sound at their house in Cameroon.

Will they be following the Africa Cup of Nations next month?

[7,052,770]

What was your old computer named?

Captain Spock.

My desktop is Admiral James T. Kirk.

Are you more of a movie fan than the TV show? I ask because you used the characters' higher ranks from the films.

[Joe Biden 2020]

What was your old computer named?

Captain Spock.

My desktop is Admiral James T. Kirk.

Are you more of a movie fan than the TV show? I ask because you used the characters' higher ranks from the films.

I do like the Star Trek TOS films more than the TV shows.  Especially Star Trek II, III, and IV where Kirk's rank was Admiral.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Not that anyone cares, but my cousins are safe and sound at their house in Cameroon.

Will they be following the Africa Cup of Nations next month?

I highly doubt it.  Now, if I were there, I might have indulged.

[King]

Not that anyone cares, but my cousins are safe and sound at their house in Cameroon.

Will they be following the Africa Cup of Nations next month?

That would require them to immerse themselves in the culture of Cameroon. Their goal is the opposite.

[patrick1]

Good evening, folks.  I am posting for the first time on Luke Skywalker (my new laptop)!

Jabba was taken?

No, I just drafted Luke first!

Well try to not lay about like a Hutt and use it to be productive.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good evening, folks.  I am posting for the first time on Luke Skywalker (my new laptop)!

Jabba was taken?

No, I just drafted Luke first!

Well try to not lay about like a Hutt and use it to be productive.

I'm planning on using it as my main finance hub.  I am going to invest in the latest edition of Quicken in the next few days, maybe tomorrow after church.  It will not be plagued with porn.

[Indy Texas]

Good evening, folks.  I am posting for the first time on Luke Skywalker (my new laptop)!

Jabba was taken?

No, I just drafted Luke first!

Well try to not lay about like a Hutt and use it to be productive.

I'm planning on using it as my main finance hub.  I am going to invest in the latest edition of Quicken in the next few days, maybe tomorrow after church.  It will not be plagued with porn.

Oh for f#$%'s sake, Jeff, why do you need to spend $50 on Quicken? If you want to attempt to create a monthly budget, there are plenty of free Excel spreadsheet templates available online. It's not like you have any assets to your name that are worth keeping track of - only debts. And your creditors will always make sure that you are well aware of how much you still owe them.

[Panda Express]

Bushie, what do you think will happen in seven years?

If the Left Behind series are any indication, this guy, the President of Romania, will become the anti-Christ

[Keystone Phil]

Not that anyone cares, but my cousins are safe and sound at their house in Cameroon.

Will they be following the Africa Cup of Nations next month?

I highly doubt it.  Now, if I were there, I might have indulged.

Ah, let me clarify: the Africa Cup of Nations is a Soccer tournament, not an ice cream dessert item.

[Mr. Morden]

What do you mean by "visions"?

Visions/dreams, same thing.

I guess I'm just curious if these visions/dreams exclusively happen while you're asleep, or while you're awake as well.

Whenever God speaks.  Could be while awake, could be while sleeping.

I'm still not entirely sure what you mean by God "speaking." As someone who God does not speak to, I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it. Do you hear a disembodied voice saying words to you? Do you see Him?

As you may recall, God spoke directly to Bushie in 2012 about moving to Kenya, and Bushie provided the transcript:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=143929.msg3281119#msg3281119

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[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I also remember jmfcst pointing out that was basically just a bunch of Bible quotes strung together with some bits about the specific situation put in between.

[Lief 🗽]

Yes, I remember that episode well. I'm curious if God still speaks to Bushie that directly, or if it's exclusively in dreams and "visions" these days.

[King]

"Dreams of Godly inspired  people" probably means he dreams of his grandma or parents saying "Jeff, God wants you to ______"

[memphis]

The Onion mole strikes again.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/defense-needs-to-be-more-physical-reports-man-slum,34922/

[Simfan34]

Good evening, folks.  I am posting for the first time on Luke Skywalker (my new laptop)!

Jabba was taken?

No, I just drafted Luke first!

Well try to not lay about like a Hutt and use it to be productive.

I'm planning on using it as my main finance hub.  I am going to invest in the latest edition of Quicken in the next few days, maybe tomorrow after church.  It will not be plagued with porn.

Oh for f#$%'s sake, Jeff, why do you need to spend $50 on Quicken? If you want to attempt to create a monthly budget, there are plenty of free Excel spreadsheet templates available online. It's not like you have any assets to your name that are worth keeping track of - only debts. And your creditors will always make sure that you are well aware of how much you still owe them.

Bushie always likes to spend money to do things, particularly when there's a free alternative. He's better than that, you see, and is making a commitment by spending money.

Of course, it's money he doesn't have and there's no actual commitment regardless.

[WalterMitty]

things ive learned over the last few pages:

1. only southern baptists go to heaven

2.  bushie still spends money for no good reason.

[Keystone Phil]

The Onion mole strikes again.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/defense-needs-to-be-more-physical-reports-man-slum,34922/

...from January 2014.