The Official barfbag Memorial Thread: Celebrate His Life & Times.

[Eraserhead]

I'll get the ball rolling:

I like younger girls so people automatically think I'm a bad person.

RIP, FF.

[ElectionsGuy]

I'm gonna miss posts like this:

Decrease the maximum amount of property subject to tax credits to $270,000.
0.5% tax credit for businesses who contribute to stock ownership plan.
Increase taxes on foreign earned income by 7%.
Freeze maximum estate and gift tax at 55%.
22.5% windfall tax rate on newly discovered oil.
Continue cell phone taxation.
Increase alcohol tax by 20%.
Double tax percentage of cigarettes and tobacco.
Eliminate investment tax credits for property used by foreign governments.
Tax revenue made on bonds as income.
Increase recovery period for dilapidated property by 3 years.
Prohibit property from being used as payment to a spouse in place of alimony.
Children of divorced parents may be claimed by one parent or the other.
$50 penalty for late alimony and child support payments.
Property transfers during a divorce not subject to the gift tax. 
Raise federal debt limit from $14.3 trillion to $16.7 trillion.
Freeze budget at 2.3 trillion annually until debt situation improves.
Five year payment plans for each bill that goes through congress. 

Whether you liked his ideas or agreed with him or not, you gotta admit, he put a lot of time and effort into posting his ideas and plans.

[TNF]

RIP you magnificent bastard

[badgate]

He was here for like two months

[Lief 🗽]

RIP big guy. While we disagreed on a lot, we both knew the censoring power of infraction points, and lived in constant fear of our posts being unfairly deleted for "trolling."

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Something something something George Zimmerman should be made Secretary of Defense something something.

[Antonio the Sixth]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

[Franzl]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

[opebo]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

[TNF]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

no

[Arturo Belano]

RIP in Peace.

[traininthedistance]

RIP in Peace.

Let me guess, you enter your PIN Number at the ATM Machine?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

My personal fav -

I moved to Virginia in March to be with my girlfriend who I met in a chat room. We've been together for 8 months and known each other for almost 10 months. Be careful though. A year and a half ago, I met a girl at a mall out of state who claimed she was 18, but turned out to be 14. Her parents snuck up on us and asked what the hell I thought I was doing. The girl denied not being 18 but was sent by her dad to go away. We waited for the police to arrive while I informed the parents on what she'd been telling me, but answered no questions about myself. When the cop got there he took my license and had me wait by JC Penney while he talked to the girl's friend and her friend's mom who we saw at the mall and followed us around. Looking back it was very suspicious and I wish I would've left. He then talked to the parents, the girl, then each parent individually. After about 40 minutes, they left, the cop walked over to me, read me my rights, and walked me to my car. He tried to get me to say the girl told me her age over the phone, but she didn't. If she did tell the cop she informed of her age, then I said she lied to him as she lied to me. He didn't let me get a drink on our way out. I'm not sure why, but maybe he just wanted to get out of there. We went in front of his vehicle where he told me no jury would ever believe that the girl claimed to be her fictitious sister who was 14 and then acted as herself but claimed to be 18 when I told her she was too young. He said, "I know what you are and I know right where you're headed. It's called the .... House of Corrections which is where you're going to be living for the rest of your life." Next, the cop walked me to my car, called my license plate into the station, and asked if I'd done anymore than holding hands and kissing. I had not so he gave me my license and told me to have a good night. On his way to his car, he said "I'm sure mom and dad would be real proud to know how old the girls were you were with tonight."

[Eraserhead]

Haha, how old is barf anyway?

[bore]

RIP in Peace.

He's gone AWOL without leave

[rejectamenta]

RIP. barfbag just liked coming here and having a great time.

Perhaps the most important question is which sexual acts would be legal or would all sex acts be legal if we were to legalize prostitution. I mean it sounds like it could be a problem. Things would have to be worked out and paper work signed ahead of time. Imagine a guy buying a prostitute and after it was done wanted to poop on the female because it's just what t urns him on. Think about it. Are we really wanting to go as far as having sex followed by the old hot carl just for the sake of liberty? Should it be legal for a man to pay to watch 2 Japanese girls vomiting into each other's mouths? Simple sex maybe ok but these are important questions that our country needs to ask itself before we move on with legalization because I certainly don't want to come into contact with prostitutes who smell like dirty diapers.

Think about it.

[Lambsbread]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

This, Jesus Christ.

[Supersonic]

I'm glad this shrine has been erected to celebrate Barfbag.

Forever in our memories.

[Sopranos Republican]

Other than his recent strange homophobic comment, I always liked him. RIP

[Lief 🗽]

Sex acts like the Cleveland Steamer and Hot Carl should be debated in the House and Senate.

[Antonio the Sixth]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

no

You're really trying too hard, dude.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

My current sig.

[Badger]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

This.

And quit whinning people. He'll be back in 6 months. <sigh>

[Peter the Lefty]

What a travesty. Barfbag was an obnoxious troll and the forum is much better off without him.

no

Yes.  Trust me, if you were a member of any if the groups he personally insulted, you'd dislike him too.

[Flake]

My personal fav -

I moved to Virginia in March to be with my girlfriend who I met in a chat room. We've been together for 8 months and known each other for almost 10 months. Be careful though. A year and a half ago, I met a girl at a mall out of state who claimed she was 18, but turned out to be 14. Her parents snuck up on us and asked what the hell I thought I was doing. The girl denied not being 18 but was sent by her dad to go away. We waited for the police to arrive while I informed the parents on what she'd been telling me, but answered no questions about myself. When the cop got there he took my license and had me wait by JC Penney while he talked to the girl's friend and her friend's mom who we saw at the mall and followed us around. Looking back it was very suspicious and I wish I would've left. He then talked to the parents, the girl, then each parent individually. After about 40 minutes, they left, the cop walked over to me, read me my rights, and walked me to my car. He tried to get me to say the girl told me her age over the phone, but she didn't. If she did tell the cop she informed of her age, then I said she lied to him as she lied to me. He didn't let me get a drink on our way out. I'm not sure why, but maybe he just wanted to get out of there. We went in front of his vehicle where he told me no jury would ever believe that the girl claimed to be her fictitious sister who was 14 and then acted as herself but claimed to be 18 when I told her she was too young. He said, "I know what you are and I know right where you're headed. It's called the .... House of Corrections which is where you're going to be living for the rest of your life." Next, the cop walked me to my car, called my license plate into the station, and asked if I'd done anymore than holding hands and kissing. I had not so he gave me my license and told me to have a good night. On his way to his car, he said "I'm sure mom and dad would be real proud to know how old the girls were you were with tonight."

There's a significant difference between a 14 year old girl and an 18 year old woman.