My (new) update thread. GUESS WHO HAS GIRL FEELINGS AGAIN

[They not like us]

So, following the horrendous disaster that was my first update thread (cant find the link, don't really care to keep looking) I've decided to, much to the eventual chagrin of numerous Atlas Forum posters, start a new update thread.

This whole week at my school, we've been having spirit days (with themes such as "ugly sweater day" and "decades day" etc.) and today was wacky day. You just dress up in whatever to show your school spirit. But that's not really the point. The point is that a girl in my grade (who is a super babe like she is really gorgeous to begin with) looked STUNNING today. Literally the cutest I've ever seen her. I had US History with her and I was blushing soooo badly when she walked into the room. You see, I've had a crush on her since she first came to the school in the middle of Freshman year. She likes awesome music (not metal or hardcore or whatever but yakno) and she's the sweetest human being on Earth. I do not believe she's physically capable of being angry.

Anyway, there are two problems with all of that:

1. I'm still technically kind of, but not really, in a relationship. Basically, we're on a break, but we're not broken up, therefore if I were to do anything with this other girl, it'd still be cheating.

2. This girl is a super Christian. Like...goes to Bible Camp and likes it and listens to nothing but Christian bands (which is cool) and preferences religion above everything else. She's also pretty popular and, as I mentioned, totally gorgeous.

I stutter every single time I talk to her but she thinks I'm funny and she always laughs at my jokes which is cool.

So the dilemma is, do I ball up and officially break up with my girlfriend to try and get into a relationship with a girl who I literally have a 0.000000001% chance of getting with? I'm probably gonna go with no, but we'll see.

Thus begins my horrible thread.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

All women are capable of getting angry, even the sweet ones, unless they have no backbone, then you don't want them anyway.

Also, if you aren't satisfied with your current girlfriend, then break up with her regardless of whether you date this Christian girl or not. You need to keep in mind that she is a super Christian though and you are not. Can you handle that? She may not even want to date you if she is super serious about her faith. I know religious girls who say a guy's faith is the #1 thing they consider for a relationship. Again, I do realize that you both are 17, so my advice may not be any good.

[They not like us]

All women are capable of getting angry, even the sweet ones, unless they have no backbone, then you don't want them anyway.

Also, if you aren't satisfied with your current girlfriend, then break up with her regardless of whether you date this Christian girl or not. You need to keep in mind that she is a super Christian though and you are not. Can you handle that? She may not even want to date you if she is super serious about her faith. Again, I do realize that you both are 17, so my advice may not be any good.

Well I do love my girlfriend with all of my heart, it's just getting difficult considering we hardly ever talk anymore.

But I think my main problem if I were to actually date her (by some miracle) is that I'm a really...horny individual. I'm pretty sure that the Bible says "thou shalt not blow emos" so that pretty much f's me.

Proof that I am literally a freaking weirdo:

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You don't love your girlfriend if you hardly talk to her and are going crazy over someone else. When I dated the first girl I ever loved, and I was 21 when I first learned what love was, I never had a moment where I wanted someone else or imagined myself with someone else. It was always her and she was the only person I could see myself with. Sure, I may have LUSTED over someone else from time to time, but I couldn't imagine doing anything with anyone but her.

If she's super religious and you aren't, your values are not going to mesh and that spells trouble from the start. I know you're a weirdo sometimes and that's fine, but trust me, values matter a lot. It's why I dated that girl for 2.5 years and why the last girl I was seeing and I had a nasty falling out.

Right now, you have an infatuation with her that probably isn't realistic. Even if she likes you, you'll grow tired of her and her Jesus love and will just hope you can change her mind, which you won't because people don't change usually.

Just find the school slut and bang her, but don't do that until you dump your girlfriend.

[Хahar 🤔]

sorry but nobody cares

[They not like us]

going crazy over someone else.

Right now, you have an infatuation with her that probably isn't realistic. Even if she likes you, you'll grow tired of her and her Jesus love and will just hope you can change her mind, which you won't because people don't change usually.

Just find the school slut and bang her, but don't do that until you dump your girlfriend.

I wouldn't say "crazy" just kinda...into her, you dig?

But yeah I totally feel the latter parts (except banging the school slut that's not for me) idk being a teenager sucks

sorry but nobody cares

that has never stopped me before

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Have you planned kisses #1-9 yet, or are you asking her father before going that far?

[LastVoter]

sorry but nobody cares

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yeah, I get it. I'm just saying you don't love your girlfriend. Why are you hardly speaking? That's not a healthy relationship.

Anyway, yeah, values are important. Remember that before you do anything crazy because a lot of times it just isn't worth it.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

1. Leave your girlfriend... Having been in a relationship that I didn't like being in, I can tell you it's not healthy.
2. Don't Facebook girls telling them they're cute.  It's creepy and weird.
2a. Don't admit that you're weird when doing it - it takes it from the girl thinking you're just awkward to thinking you're a creeper because you knew that it was weird.
2b. Never use the phrase "cute as heck"... that's weird too.

But hey, other than that, go for the girl.  The worst she can do is say, "No".

[Sopranos Republican]

Carl, what did you eat for dinner? How much money have you spent on porn in the last year? Are your parents footing the bill for said porn? Did you walk today?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Write a note, give it to her, and run away.

[They not like us]

Write a note, give it to her, and run away.

I am going to hunt you down.

Carl, what did you eat for dinner? How much money have you spent on porn in the last year? Are your parents footing the bill for said porn? Did you walk today?

Cheesesteaks, $0, no and i ran

1. Leave your girlfriend... Having been in a relationship that I didn't like being in, I can tell you it's not healthy.
2. Don't Facebook girls telling them they're cute.  It's creepy and weird.
2a. Don't admit that you're weird when doing it - it takes it from the girl thinking you're just awkward to thinking you're a creeper because you knew that it was weird.
2b. Never use the phrase "cute as heck"... that's weird too.

But hey, other than that, go for the girl.  The worst she can do is say, "No".

1. eh
2. EH
2a. that's just me though it's not an act or fishing for sympathy or whatever it's how i actually feel
2b. heck off

Yeah, I get it. I'm just saying you don't love your girlfriend. Why are you hardly speaking? That's not a healthy relationship.

Anyway, yeah, values are important. Remember that before you do anything crazy because a lot of times it just isn't worth it.

I guess I don't love her considering I've never even met her. We're hardly speaking because (and this will not help my cause at all) she said that she is basically not attracted to me at the moment and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone, but she literally texted me at 2 am and said "this doesn't feel right i want to be with you" like 5 days ago and we haven't talked since

Have you planned kisses #1-9 yet, or are you asking her father before going that far?

I've only fantasized about #1.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What?! You've never met your girlfriend? Then she's not your girlfriend. Break it off and go try to find a real girl who you can actually see in person. If she told you she isn't attracted to you, grow a pair and tell her it's over. Why would you want to date someone who says something like that to you?

[They not like us]

Update: She invited me to her church's halloween party, which I'm considering going to. She also encouraged me to talk to her in real life rather than over Facebook.

What?! You've never met your girlfriend? Then she's not your girlfriend. Break it off and go try to find a real girl who you can actually see in person. If she told you she isn't attracted to you, grow a pair and tell her it's over. Why would you want to date someone who says something like that to you?

Well I'm of the view that long distance relationships can work, even if the two involved haven't met. I stay with her because I do care about her and I'm hoping she'll want to be with me. Plus I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck at breaking up with girls. And talking to girls. And co-existing with girls.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Update: She invited me to her church's halloween party, which I'm considering going to. She also encouraged me to talk to her in real life rather than over Facebook.

What?! You've never met your girlfriend? Then she's not your girlfriend. Break it off and go try to find a real girl who you can actually see in person. If she told you she isn't attracted to you, grow a pair and tell her it's over. Why would you want to date someone who says something like that to you?

Well I'm of the view that long distance relationships can work, even if the two involved haven't met. I stay with her because I do care about her and I'm hoping she'll want to be with me. Plus I suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck at breaking up with girls. And talking to girls. And co-existing with girls.

Dude, you've never met this girl. Have you even talked to her? Heard her voice? How long has this been going on?

Talking is one thing but interacting with them is a whole new ballgame. Relationships are more than talking. I was in a long distance relationship when my girlfriend moved to NYC after graduation, and it is far from the same as being together and we just grew tired after 6 months and only seeing each other 6 weekends. They rarely work.

But if I were you, if a girl told me she didn't find me attractive, I would tell her we should stop seeing each other. It's not about being nice or mean, it's about self respect. You want a girl who wants to be with you. Otherwise you're selling yourself short.

[They not like us]

I've heard her voice and seen her through Skype and we frequently send each other packages

It's not that she doesn't find me attractive, she said it's just not in a romantic way at the moment.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Update: She invited me to her church's halloween party, which I'm considering going to. She also encouraged me to talk to her in real life rather than over Facebook.

Dude, you got a second chance from a pretty awkward start to the relationship... there's no reason you shouldn't go to the party.

[Lief 🗽]

The girl I liked in high school invited me to her New Year's party once and I didn't go. I firmly believe that if I had gone I would have seen her boobs.

Go to the Halloween party. (And break up with you "girlfriend" obviously.)

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Wait, who invited you to the party? The girl at school or your "girlfriend?"

Go to the party if she invited you to come. At best, you will see her boobs. At worst, you will go to a halloween party. You win. I hope she drinks.

[They not like us]

Wait, who invited you to the party? The girl at school or your "girlfriend?"

Go to the party if she invited you to come. At best, you will see her boobs. At worst, you will go to a halloween party. You win. I hope she drinks.

The girl at my school. I think I'll go.

Although I don't think there will be boobs or alcohol. Remember, she's a Christian

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Wait, who invited you to the party? The girl at school or your "girlfriend?"

Go to the party if she invited you to come. At best, you will see her boobs. At worst, you will go to a halloween party. You win. I hope she drinks.

The girl at my school. I think I'll go.

Although I don't think there will be boobs or alcohol. Remember, she's a Christian

Maybe not, but you need to interact with a real person and not a phone or computer. Go and have fun.

[They not like us]

My crippling inability to interact with other human beings is the cog in that plan.

[© tweed]

Proof that I am literally a freaking weirdo:

it's best to leave out the qualifiers, especially if they're self-deprecating.

[Maxwell]

I've never been in a relationship, so I can't give you much advice, sad to say.  I mean, I can tell you how to get to fourth base in fifteen seconds or less, but my way probably isn't very practical.  Or legal.

I'm sorry, what?