Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Joe Biden 2020]

Guess what, folks.  I'm about ready to enter another period of family dinners.  I have company coming in Monday and Tuesday for Grandma's surgery on Wednesday.  They'll be here off and on through December 1.  There will be a 2-3 week break in late October, but they'll be here again in the first half of November, then more company will be in over Thanksgiving.  We will be quite tired come early December!  I'm looking forward to it, personally, as my Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin have bought me a ticket with them to a Thunder game in early November.

You should gorge yourself on all that good Bushie family homestyle cookin'!  I hear cheddar cheese dipped into hot bacon grease is phenomenal tasting.  If you have about 3 pounds of that and a couple tubs of ice cream, that sounds like the perfect way to be with your family.  Don't forget to put a moratorium on walking when they're in town though, because that'd be rude.  But sit down and play on your iPad around them all the time.  They'll love rooting for you as you play Angry Birds.

You should probably skip class when they're in town too so you can sleep in, since you'll probably be tired.

And hey!  Bring Allison over too.  They can meet her and you can have the wedding right then!  Why make them come back to town in a few months when you can do it all now?

Damn, Bushie... I wish my life was like yours.  Mine sucks worse than those vacuum cleaners you tried to sell people!

I got a good chuckle out of this.  Thanks, Inks!

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, did you like that show King Of The Hill?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, did you like that show King Of The Hill?

I never watched it.

[WalterMitty]

Remember when inks said he preferred to spend his saturdays working doubles?  Proof he is just as sick as bushie, just in a different way.

who is paying for bushie's dates?  He is an unemployed.

[Joe Biden 2020]

who is paying for bushie's dates?  He is an unemployed.

Right now, Mom is.  Mainly because she wants me to find love and be happy, but also wants me to take it slow.

[WalterMitty]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Chatting about getting laid is deemed risque in your circles Bushie? Really?

According to torie the risque topics include masturbation and fantasy.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Remember when inks said he preferred to spend his saturdays working doubles?  Proof he is just as sick as bushie, just in a different way.

Ideally, I'd spend my Saturdays storm chasing, posting on the forum, editing Wikipedia, going bowling, visiting different microbreweries across the country, looking through my telescope, watching The West Wing, playing Halo or Call of Duty (even though I suck), making dinner with my girlfriend, and I could go on and on.

But I don't have money to not work and do all of those things.  When I have boatloads of money, sure, I'll relax!  Until then, I prefer the doubles.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

who is paying for bushie's dates?  He is an unemployed.

Right now, Mom is.  Mainly because she wants me to find love and be happy, but also wants me to take it slow.

Does Allison know that your mom is paying for the dates?

[Joe Biden 2020]

who is paying for bushie's dates?  He is an unemployed.

Right now, Mom is.  Mainly because she wants me to find love and be happy, but also wants me to take it slow.

Does Allison know that your mom is paying for the dates?

Yes she does and is fine with it.  She knows I'm working to do as well as I possibly can in school and get as good of a job as possible.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, did you like that show King Of The Hill?

I never watched it.

You really should. I think you'd be a fine seller of propane and propane accessories.

[WalterMitty]

Bushie did you ever work selling cars.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Chatting about getting laid is deemed risque in your circles Bushie? Really?

According to torie the risque topics include masturbation and fantasy.

He's a hypocrite.  Who knew?

[LastVoter]

Remember when inks said he preferred to spend his saturdays working doubles?  Proof he is just as sick as bushie, just in a different way.

Ideally, I'd spend my Saturdays storm chasing, posting on the forum, editing Wikipedia, going bowling, visiting different microbreweries across the country, looking through my telescope, watching The West Wing, playing Halo or Call of Duty (even though I suck), making dinner with my girlfriend, and I could go on and on.

But I don't have money to not work and do all of those things.  When I have boatloads of money, sure, I'll relax!  Until then, I prefer the doubles.

And that's how we drive down the price of labor boys!

[WalterMitty]

Inks is a company man.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie needs to shove his oklahoma dick inside allison and stop treating her like a rare china doll or something. They've been dating for a week now. Time to christian the sheets.

[Hatman 🍁]

Don't you mean his "Oklahoma panhandle"?

[Sopranos Republican]

Don't you mean his "Oklahoma panhandle"?

My thoughts, exactly.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie needs to shove his oklahoma dick inside allison and stop treating her like a rare china doll or something. They've been dating for a week now. Time to christian the sheets.

I'm guessing that the logistics of said love making are going to be tricky here.

[King]

Maybe if Bushie and Allison can get some good boinking going they won't be compelled to overeat.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

who is paying for bushie's dates?  He is an unemployed.

Right now, Mom is.  Mainly because she wants me to find love and be happy, but also wants me to take it slow.

Does Allison know that your mom is paying for the dates?

Yes she does and is fine with it.  She knows I'm working to do as well as I possibly can in school and get as good of a job as possible.

So why not just have her pay for the dates?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Bushie needs to shove his oklahoma dick inside allison and stop treating her like a rare china doll or something. They've been dating for a week now. Time to christian the sheets.

I think the word you're looking for is "christen", not "Christian"...

Inks is a company man.

What can I say... I like money.

[Eraserhead]

I don't know, Inks. Bushie did say something about his relationship eventually leading to a three-way with Christ or something like that.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie needs to shove his oklahoma dick inside allison and stop treating her like a rare china doll or something. They've been dating for a week now. Time to christian the sheets.

That's a bit too risqué for Torie's virgin eyes. Please be more careful.   I'm sure he's hunkered down in the mod cave seeking guidance. 

[AndrewTX]

They should have some mutual brief relaxations for sure though. It's a great bonding experience.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Hush, guys.  We'll wait until we're married for such a thing.