Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Joe Biden 2020]

I meant to quote, but I didn't.  It refers to jamespol.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Odds Bushie smashes Ally on their first date?

[Paul Kemp]

Odds Bushie smashes Ally on their first date?

As in they bump into each other at the McDonalds soda fountain?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

As in, Bushie beds her and makes her a woman?

[Paul Kemp]

As in, Bushie beds her and makes her a woman?

I think my scenario is more likely. Yours is more third date material.

[Eraserhead]

Will your (very critical) sister-in-law be invited to the wedding?

Will RickRoll be invited to the wedding?

Will that other guy who was similar to RickRoll be invited to the wedding (can't remember his name, somebody should make an Update wiki for moments like this)?

[Eraserhead]

Odds Bushie smashes Ally on their first date?

Probably not going to happen but I do think they will come up an engagement/marriage timeframe.

[Kitteh]

The term "smashing" is interesting; it was actually an old term for gay sex (in the early 20th century), then it became slang for just sex in general a few decades later and is now kinda old-fashioned for either meaning.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

We're not Catholics, so birth control is approved.  We preach abstinence, but if something does happen, real Christians don't judge, they offer support and comfort.

abstinence doesnt work.  it didnt even work for mary and joseph.

Mary got pregnant by a miracle from the Holy Spirit.  Joseph did not have sex with Mary until Mary's second pregnancy.  Jesus was not conceived like every other baby.  Mary was still a virgin until her second pregnancy, that of Jesus' half brother Assumption.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I derived smashing from the Jersey Shore. Judge me.

[© tweed]

any violent sounding verb can be used in vernacular for either sex or being drunk.  plowed.  smashed.  crushed.  destroyed.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, are you physically attracted to this girl? Just curious.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Odds Bushie smashes Ally on their first date?

Can odds go negative?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Will your (very critical) sister-in-law be invited to the wedding?

Will RickRoll be invited to the wedding?

Will that other guy who was similar to RickRoll be invited to the wedding (can't remember his name, somebody should make an Update wiki for moments like this)?

Yes, my sister-in-law, brother, and niece will be invited.

RickRoll and PutinontheRitz will not receive an invitation in their mail.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, are you physically attracted to this girl? Just curious.

By looking at her pictures?  You betcha!

[Eraserhead]

Odds Bushie smashes Ally on their first date?

Can odds go negative?

Odds on you guys coming up with a time frame for the engagement?

[Lief 🗽]

Aw man, I miss putinontheritz and rickroll.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

I hopped in my car as usual during lunch to sit and be still before my God and feeling His presence (along with the hot car warmed me up).

Can somebody translate this? I don't understand. He eats lunch in a car while sitting still and feeling up God?

I was more confused by this post:

He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times.

He means Jamespol coming to his wedding.

Whoa, I didn't get that at all, since the Jamespol question was several posts back.  Since the previous post was about God, I thought "He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times" might be referring to God.

It took me half a minute or so to figure it out.

[Mr. Morden]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

I hopped in my car as usual during lunch to sit and be still before my God and feeling His presence (along with the hot car warmed me up).

Can somebody translate this? I don't understand. He eats lunch in a car while sitting still and feeling up God?

I was more confused by this post:

He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times.

He means Jamespol coming to his wedding.

Whoa, I didn't get that at all, since the Jamespol question was several posts back.  Since the previous post was about God, I thought "He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times" might be referring to God.

It took me half a minute or so to figure it out.

In any case, I like my interpretation better, even though it's wrong.  I like the idea of Bushie seeing God as a "live ember that ignites at odd times".

[Joe Biden 2020]

Well, guess what, I had a darn migraine creep up on me again last night.  It went from a level 4 when I went to bed to a level 7 at 0:00 this morning and now it's at a level 8.  I just took some medicine for it and will be headed to bed again shortly.  I still have to go to my doctor's appointment this evening at 15:20.  It is game, set, match on today before it even begins.  There goes my hopes for perfect attendance in September.   - Hey, I told you I'd be honest if I had to miss...

[AndrewTX]

Bushie, are you physically attracted to this girl? Just curious.

By looking at her pictures?  You betcha!

You've been sexting. Awesome. BTW, I will be attending your wedding, and my boo Andrew will be my +1

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, are you physically attracted to this girl? Just curious.

By looking at her pictures?  You betcha!

You've been sexting. Awesome. BTW, I will be attending your wedding, and my boo Andrew will be my +1

Pictures on Facebook...

[opebo]

I've never heard of 'smashing' other than 'She's smashing' or 'what a smashing frock you're wearing, Lady Marjorie!'

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie, are you physically attracted to this girl? Just curious.

By looking at her pictures?  You betcha!

You've been sexting. Awesome. BTW, I will be attending your wedding, and my boo Andrew will be my +1

I cannot wait for the two of us to represent the forum at this wedding! Surely the Lord will provide us a lot of bourbon considering Jeffison will not dare touch the stuff.

[Joe Biden 2020]

My head feels much better after a long nap, medicine, and prayers.  I will definitely be going to the doctor at 14:30 this afternoon and should have no trouble going to school tomorrow or going to Stillwater on Saturday.