Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Lief 🗽]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'd be more worried about his fluttering heart.  Sounds like he may have had a heart attack last night due to Christmas excitement.

[WalterMitty]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

[Joe Biden 2020]

He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'd be more worried about his fluttering heart.  Sounds like he may have had a heart attack last night due to Christmas excitement.

Nope, no heart attack.  Heart is just happy.

[Joe Biden 2020]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

I hopped in my car as usual during lunch to sit and be still before my God and feeling His presence (along with the hot car warmed me up).

[Joe Biden 2020]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

We're not Catholics, so birth control is approved.  We preach abstinence, but if something does happen, real Christians don't judge, they offer support and comfort.

[WalterMitty]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

We're not Catholics, so birth control is approved.  We preach abstinence, but if something does happen, real Christians don't judge, they offer support and comfort.

abstinence doesnt work.  it didnt even work for mary and joseph.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

We're not Catholics, so birth control is approved.  We preach abstinence, but if something does happen, real Christians don't judge, they offer support and comfort.

abstinence doesnt work.  it didnt even work for mary and joseph.

Mary got pregnant by a miracle from the Holy Spirit.  Joseph did not have sex with Mary until Mary's second pregnancy.  Jesus was not conceived like every other baby.  Mary was still a virgin until her second pregnancy, that of Jesus' half brother.

[memphis]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

I hopped in my car as usual during lunch to sit and be still before my God and feeling His presence (along with the hot car warmed me up).

Can somebody translate this? I don't understand. He eats lunch in a car while sitting still and feeling up God?

[Torie]

It is a place to meditate that is quiet, where Bushie is alone to contemplate the transcendental.  Think of the car seat as a church pew.

[Paul Kemp]

This has gone off the deep end...and that's saying a lot.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm about 2 1/2 days or so from the first date.  I've got my haircut, mustache trimmed, car washed inside and out, so Saturday morning I will leave here at 10:15 to get gas and head on up there.  It should take me about 75 minutes to get up there.  I'll stay with her until about 18:00 and should be home by 19:30.

[tmthforu94]

I'm about 2 1/2 days or so from the first date.  I've got my haircut, mustache trimmed, car washed inside and out, so Saturday morning I will leave here at 10:15 to get gas and head on up there.  It should take me about 75 minutes to get up there.  I'll stay with her until about 18:00 and should be home by 19:30.

You're not sleeping with her?

[Eraserhead]

What are you (by "you", I really mean your parents) going to get Allison for Christmas?

[7,052,770]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

We're not Catholics, so birth control is approved.  We preach abstinence, but if something does happen, real Christians don't judge, they offer support and comfort.

abstinence doesnt work.  it didnt even work for mary and joseph.

Mary got pregnant by a miracle from the Holy Spirit.  Joseph did not have sex with Mary until Mary's second pregnancy.  Jesus was not conceived like every other baby.  Mary was still a virgin until her second pregnancy, that of Jesus' half brother.

For a denomination that prides itself on being 100% based on the Bible and not other sources, Baptists sure believe a lot of non-Biblical things.  Not that that's an inherently bad thing, but it should be acknowledged.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm about 2 1/2 days or so from the first date.  I've got my haircut, mustache trimmed, car washed inside and out, so Saturday morning I will leave here at 10:15 to get gas and head on up there.  It should take me about 75 minutes to get up there.  I'll stay with her until about 18:00 and should be home by 19:30.

You're not sleeping with her?

Oh heck no!!

[Mr. Morden]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

I hopped in my car as usual during lunch to sit and be still before my God and feeling His presence (along with the hot car warmed me up).

Can somebody translate this? I don't understand. He eats lunch in a car while sitting still and feeling up God?

I was more confused by this post:

He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times.

[LastVoter]

I'm about 2 1/2 days or so from the first date.  I've got my haircut, mustache trimmed, car washed inside and out, so Saturday morning I will leave here at 10:15 to get gas and head on up there.  It should take me about 75 minutes to get up there.  I'll stay with her until about 18:00 and should be home by 19:30.

You're not sleeping with her?

Oh heck no!!

The tone is very unusual for someone making such an assertion.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I'm about 2 1/2 days or so from the first date.  I've got my haircut, mustache trimmed, car washed inside and out, so Saturday morning I will leave here at 10:15 to get gas and head on up there.  It should take me about 75 minutes to get up there.  I'll stay with her until about 18:00 and should be home by 19:30.

You're not sleeping with her?

Oh heck no!!

Everyone: Predict the next pregnancy scare.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

I hopped in my car as usual during lunch to sit and be still before my God and feeling His presence (along with the hot car warmed me up).

Can somebody translate this? I don't understand. He eats lunch in a car while sitting still and feeling up God?

I was more confused by this post:

He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times.

He means Jamespol coming to his wedding.

[AndrewTX]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

We're not Catholics, so birth control is approved.  We preach abstinence, but if something does happen, real Christians don't judge, they offer support and comfort.

So, what are you saying about us Catholics?

[Ban my account ffs!]

Bushie... you should shave the mustache.  It would do wonders to make you look younger and healthier.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Does Bushie's church believe in contraception? Or are they going to Duggar it up?

of course not.  sex for pleasure is a bad thing.  god does not approve.

We're not Catholics, so birth control is approved.  We preach abstinence, but if something does happen, real Christians don't judge, they offer support and comfort.

So, what are you saying about us Catholics?

Nothing

[Mr. Morden]

BREAKING (from Bushie's facial book): He is colder than usual today.

Hopefully he fills us in on the details as soon as he gets home from school.

I hopped in my car as usual during lunch to sit and be still before my God and feeling His presence (along with the hot car warmed me up).

Can somebody translate this? I don't understand. He eats lunch in a car while sitting still and feeling up God?

I was more confused by this post:

He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times.

He means Jamespol coming to his wedding.

Whoa, I didn't get that at all, since the Jamespol question was several posts back.  Since the previous post was about God, I thought "He's too much of a live ember that ignites at odd times" might be referring to God.