Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Japanese 18th Century literature might be better, that way at least Nathan will post in it.

More like tenth through fifteenth and late nineteenth through early twentieth, unless we're talking poetry or kaidan.

I dunno 19th sentury French literature is quite a broad topic, might be interesting for a secondary story-line. Maybe Bushie could start reading a lot of Huysmans and post his reflections on A Rebours or Là-bas? That would be rather interesting.

That would be interesting.

[opebo]

Maybe I could change the story line.  It generates 500 posts a week or so, 450 of those at least are diet related.  If my viewers will let me, I could try to change the story line that doesn't generate 90% of the Update.

Stop.

Well, it makes sense. Its a lot easier to change the story line than changing his life.

The fact that he views this all as "seasons" with "story-lines" is slightly disturbing and shows he just doesn't get it but that's not news I suppose.

He gets it.  You boobs don't, but he does.

[politicus]

Maybe I could change the story line.  It generates 500 posts a week or so, 450 of those at least are diet related.  If my viewers will let me, I could try to change the story line that doesn't generate 90% of the Update.

Stop.

Well, it makes sense. Its a lot easier to change the story line than changing his life.

The fact that he views this all as "seasons" with "story-lines" is slightly disturbing and shows he just doesn't get it but that's not news I suppose.

He gets it.  You boobs don't, but he does.

Kemp and I are hardly on the same page here (see the bolded part), so there is no need to include me.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Father's Day dinner is over.  Now, we're settling into an early Father's Day evening and about ready to indulge in another Father's Day tradition - a nap.  Oh wait, that's nearly every day!

[Insula Dei]

Japanese 18th Century literature might be better, that way at least Nathan will post in it.

More like tenth through fifteenth and late nineteenth through early twentieth, unless we're talking poetry or kaidan.

Does this include that I am a Cat book?

(Sorry, ignorant of Japanese literature to an extremely high extent. Really the only names I know are Kwabata, Oe, Mishima, and Basho. Oh, and Murakami.)

[WalterMitty]

bushie will never walk for the sake of walking again?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Nap is over for the day and now it's time to settle into a Father's Day evening.  I've only got 3 more evenings that I can really enjoy a quiet evening before I leave.  Wednesday evening will be filled with last minute packing, church, ECHO, and trying to get to bed early.

[King]

bushie will never walk for the sake of walking again?

He can't even muster the energy to talk about walking he's so busy!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Can I also add that Update is now generating ~500 posts a week(?!?)?  Since Dave doesn't want us to keep threads going longer than ~2000 posts anymore, we now face the prospect of a new Update season every month.  Or is the new pace of posting a fluke?  I really don't know how it suddenly got so active.

I was just thinking about that the other day.  Is there anything we can do to kind of slow it down a bit short of locking it?

Yes, you could stop posting.

Maybe I could change the story line.  It generates 500 posts a week or so, 450 of those at least are diet related.  If my viewers will let me, I could try to change the story line that doesn't generate 90% of the Update.

Un-shun.

At least now he's admitted that he embellishes what he writes to make the proper "story line".  It's a fictional tale, folks!

Re-shun.

[Kitteh]

Tying the last arc and this one together:

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just a daily report, I had just under 1,700 calories today.

Lunch:
8 oz of Grilled New York Strip Steak - 380 kcal
Home prepared potato salad - 360 kcal
1 bottle 16.9 oz coke - 200 kcal
3 Wheat dinner rolls - 230 kcal
Pineapple Angel Food cake (1 slice) - 150 kcal

Dinner:
1 1/2 cup Frosted Flakes - 240 kcal
1 cup 2% milk - 125 kcal

Grand total - 1,685 kcal

* Calories per myfitnesspal app.

[Mr. Morden]

Home prepared potato salad - 360 kcal
Pineapple Angel Food cake (1 slice) - 150 kcal

Looks like this is the closest Bushie will ever come to eating fruits and vegetables.

[WalterMitty]

bushie's favorite food is obviously cow.

hey bushie, we know you are wary of the chicken...but what about pork?

[Joe Biden 2020]

bushie's favorite food is obviously cow.

hey bushie, we know you are wary of the chicken...but what about pork?

I can do ham and bacon quite well!  Same with pork chops.

Oh, and I'll have chicken at every lunch and dinner while I'm in Kenya.

[Хahar 🤔]

Un-shun.

Re-shun.

Posting this doesn't excuse the fact that you clearly lack the self-control to not post in this thread.

[Mr. Morden]

Un-shun.

Re-shun.

Posting this doesn't excuse the fact that you clearly lack the self-control to not post in this thread.

Inks should stop reading Update once for every day that Bushie walks.  By working together, they can strengthen their collective self control.

[H. Ross Peron]

Just found this thread. Not sure what to make of it...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just found this thread. Not sure what to make of it...

Do yourself a favor.  Don't try to make sense of this thread.  It will save many gray hairs!

If you want to make sense of it, there are 7 Update Threads before it in the past 4 years!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Un-shun.

Re-shun.

Posting this doesn't excuse the fact that you clearly lack the self-control to not post in this thread.

You must not watch The Office...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Plus, Xahar, my friend, when there's a wreck on the side of the road what do most people do?  They slow down to get a better look.  Think of the Update as a wreck (many on here have classified this is as such), and the viewers as the spectators.  Its hard to turn away!  Some people have successfully turned their attention away from the wreck (i.e. Torie), others are not so fortunate, especially as more cars become involved in the wreck over a 4+ year span!

[Kitteh]

Just found this thread. Not sure what to make of it...

If you're interested in the backstory:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=173182.msg3720350#msg3720350

[Mr. Morden]

Think of the Update as a wreck (many on here have classified this is as such), and the viewers as the spectators.  Its hard to turn away!

BushOK: Screwing up his life for your entertainment since 2009.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Monday Morning!  2 days after tomorrow I am outta here!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Think of the Update as a wreck (many on here have classified this is as such), and the viewers as the spectators.  Its hard to turn away!

BushOK: Screwing up his life for your entertainment since 2009.

Atlas Forum Entertainment:  All Rights Reserved.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Bushie?

Hey Bushie - you've mentioned that in Kenya you are supposedly going to be eating lentils and stuff like that, right?

So when you're over there, ask to volunteer in the kitchen. Learn how to make these foods. And then keep making them when you are back home.