Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Joe Biden 2020]

What's up, folks!  Update VIII is now underway.  Since the "seasons" tend to last about 4-5 weeks, this one will likely be centered around Kenya.  Thus, my Season Title - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my!"  There are no bears in Kenya, from what I have heard, but the other two definitely apply!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

When is the bride's due date Bushie? 

[Joe Biden 2020]

Today, on the agenda, I need to go to the State Health Department and get some malaria medicine this morning and then get ready for the wedding rehearsal this afternoon.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bride is not pregnant, she is already a mother, but she is not currently pregnant, so the answer is null.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

There are no tigers in Kenya.

[Keystone Phil]

What an appropriate day - National Doughtnut Day - to start a new Update! Don't worry, guys. Our Dear Friend will celebrate by eating only three doughnuts. Strict diet.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Oh, and BK, rating my headaches help me relate how bad it is.  For me, there are workable migraines and unworkable migraines.  The past 11, now 12 days, I have had workable migraines meaning I can still function somewhat.  If some wants to call them just severe headaches, that's a matter of opinion.  I have had headaches for over 20 years, so I know what a migraine for me feels like.  An unworkable migraine is rating 9.5-10.0.  A workable migraine is 8.0-9.5.  A severe headache is 7.0-8.0.  A moderate headache is 5.0-7.0.  A mild headache is 3.0-5.0.  A negligible headache is 0.0-3.0.  I never get below a 2.0.  Not everyone uses the scale, but it just helps me relate my headaches to others.

[Joe Biden 2020]

What an appropriate day - National Doughtnut Day - to start a new Update! Don't worry, guys. Our Dear Friend will celebrate by eating only three doughnuts. Strict diet.

Actually, donuts are not on the menu today.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

There are no tigers in Kenya.

Oh My!

[memphis]

What an appropriate day - National Doughtnut Day - to start a new Update! Don't worry, guys. Our Dear Friend will celebrate by eating only three doughnuts. Strict diet.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What an appropriate day - National Doughtnut Day - to start a new Update! Don't worry, guys. Our Dear Friend will celebrate by eating only three doughnuts. Strict diet.

Actually, donuts are not on the menu today.

Due to your busy schedule is fast food on the menu?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Woohoo!  Since roughly May 10, I have lost 7.2 pounds!  I have gone from a high of 275.0 down to a current weight of 267.8.  Other than these darn headaches, I am starting to feel better, too!  This weight loss is largely without major exercise, too.  If I can get into exercising, I'll be doing even better.  I have a modest goal of 1 pound a week.  Nothing too elaborate, but still consistent.

[Joe Biden 2020]

What an appropriate day - National Doughtnut Day - to start a new Update! Don't worry, guys. Our Dear Friend will celebrate by eating only three doughnuts. Strict diet.

Actually, donuts are not on the menu today.

Due to your busy schedule is fast food on the menu?

Actually, before I leave, I'm going to scramble me a couple eggs and then I should be home in time to have a couple ham sandwiches.  This evening, I'm going to eat light, maybe a couple more sandwiches.  If I do have fast food, it will be Subway.  I don't have any desire for McDonald's or Braum's today.

[politicus]

Woohoo!  Since roughly May 10, I have lost 7.2 pounds!  I have gone from a high of 275.0 down to a current weight of 267.8.  Other than these darn headaches, I am starting to feel better, too!  This weight loss is largely without major exercise, too.  If I can get into exercising, I'll be doing even better.  I have a modest goal of 1 pound a week.  Nothing too elaborate, but still consistent.

ftfy

[Joe Biden 2020]

Woohoo!  Since roughly May 10, I have lost 7.2 pounds!  I have gone from a high of 275.0 down to a current weight of 267.8.  Other than these darn headaches, I am starting to feel better, too!  This weight loss is largely without major exercise, too.  If I can get into exercising, I'll be doing even better.  I have a modest goal of 1 pound a week.  Nothing too elaborate, but still consistent.

ftfy

I'm ashamed I had to google what that meant...  "Fixed that for you."

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Woohoo!  Since roughly May 10, I have lost 7.2 pounds!  I have gone from a high of 275.0 down to a current weight of 267.8.  Other than these darn headaches, I am starting to feel better, too!  This weight loss is largely without major exercise, too.  If I can get into exercising, I'll be doing even better.  I have a modest goal of 1 pound a week.  Nothing too elaborate, but still consistent.

ftfy

I'm ashamed I had to google what that meant...  "Fixed that for you."

She shouldn't have had anything to fix, is the point.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm going to leave here within the hour to get my malaria pills after I get dressed and scramble a couple eggs.  I want to be back by 1300 so I can watch a baseball game before I go to rehearsal.

[Brittain33]

Kenya believe it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en3PZ09fue8

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

There are no tigers in Kenya.

Or anywhere in Africa (except zoos)

[Paul Kemp]

" a couple ham sandwiches"

lol

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What's with all these good Christian brides having children out of wedlock? I don't know anyone that's had a kid out of wedlock in my sinful, secular environment.

[memphis]

What's with all these good Christian brides having children out of wedlock? I don't know anyone that's had a kid out of wedlock in my sinful, secular environment.

Weddings are for rich people. Has very little to do with religion either way.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Did every pastor in Jokelahama refuse to marry these people that they had to turn to Bushie, and is Bushie licensed to perform weddings?  Why didn't your infamous pastor cousin marry them?

[opebo]

" a couple ham sandwiches"

lol

What's with all the hatred on ham sandwiches?  The typical 'prepared at home' ham sandwich is a thin, weak affair, and two of them would be necessary to make a reasonable dinner for an adult.

[Paul Kemp]

This title fcuking stinks.