The Oldiesfreak Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts III

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

If anything, voter fraud, as feared by the GOP gets far too much attention.

[Joe Republic]

Rap is primarily listened to by dumb white suburban kids.

[tpfkaw]

Rap is primarily listened to by dumb white suburban kids.

Technically that'd be fairly accurate for [insert music genre here], including and especially whatever dreck he currently subjects himself to.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I can name a few:

1. Supporting the use of fluorescent lightbulbs over incandescent despite the fact that fluorescent bulbs contain mercury and CFCs

2. Claiming to support human rights and opposing the death penalty while being pro-choice

3. Accuse Republicans of being the "party of the rich" despite having the support of most of America's wealthiest executives and businessmen (includign George Soros, Warren Buffett, and Ted Turner)

4. Accuse Republicans of being "anti-science," while denying science that supports life beginning at conception and naturally-occurring factors in global warming, or contradicts the theory of evolution and links between immunizations and autism

5. Support embryonic stem cell research to "find cures," but oppose unethical research methods on animals

6. Oppose prayer and reading the Bible in school, but are fine with textbooks that propagate Islam and Eastern religions over Christianity/Judaism

7. Claims to be more caring toward women those with special needs/disablities (and accusing Republicans of a "war on women"), but supports allowing sex-selective abortions and abortion of babies known to have special needs or disabilities.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Rap is primarily listened to by dumb white suburban kids.

Technically that'd be fairly accurate for [insert music genre here], including and especially whatever dreck he currently subjects himself to.

No, there's very few people who listen to the same music as me who live in suburbs.

[Kitteh]

Rap is primarily listened to by dumb white suburban kids.

Technically that'd be fairly accurate for [insert music genre here], including and especially whatever dreck he currently subjects himself to.

No, there's very few people who listen to the same music as me who live in suburbs.

Many of the most virulently anti-suburban people live in suburbs.

[DC Al Fine]

I never realized there was a gender gap when it came to supporting same sex marriage.

The "ick" factor for straight men.

It's extremely sad that there are so many men out there who are just so grossed out by the thought of gay marriage/gay sex/etc. that they feel the need to tell people they wouldn't be allowed.  Not moral grounds, or traditionalist grounds.. just "EW GROSS!".  Like children, they are. 

This is why we need to have a more open society when it comes to sex.  If these guys were getting laid they wouldn't be like this.  

[All Along The Watchtower]

Context: "Which will be the most important demographics in 2016?"

I'd like it to be white middle class men who earn between $30,000-$100,000, own land, own guns, pay taxes, are married with children, and between the ages of 25-55, but those days are gone. It will probably be Hispanics.

[Paul Kemp]

Rap is primarily listened to by dumb white suburban kids.

Technically that'd be fairly accurate for [insert music genre here], including and especially whatever dreck he currently subjects himself to.

No, there's very few people who listen to the same music as me who live in suburbs.

very few people you know*

[Maxwell]

Because I truly believe that Anthony Weiner is one of the greatest Americans alive today, despite the fact that he constantly needs a noodle licking.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

You can't handle the Weiner

[DC Al Fine]

You can't handle the Weiner

This is going to be one of those phases you regret in 6 months.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

We'll see

[Antonio the Sixth]

lol

Supposedly, Adam and Eve were white.  Or, at least, artwork has depicted them as white.  If they were truly the only two people to exist after the universe was created, how do we explain people of other races and genetic variations?  What is the creationist position regarding that?

For the record, I am not a creationist nor am I debating one; this just happened to be one of the many philosophical/scientific questions that pop into my head on a daily basis.

But you have that "Progressive Christianity" thing in your sig. Are you not one or do you just find it funny?

I am a progressive Christian who accepts evolution.  I created the meme in my signature.

How can you believe in god but not be a creationist?

[Zanas]

An Oldiesfreak one, for a change...

Context

It's a former Communist country in Europe.  Seems pretty self-explanatory to me.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I can see the argument that the neighbor was racist or had malicious intent, but surely the police were just doing their jobs?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

On getting raped:

Yes women can be pretty bitchy about things. If you ask me she was asking for trouble. It might be nice to look at, but she's opening herself up to get preyed on. Guys have their instincts and if a guy is mentally ill, he'll go too far. While it's important to punish rapists and harassment, personal responsibility stops the problem before it occurs. Besides, she wasn't hot enough to wear such a bikini.

[Antonio the Sixth]

There shouldn't be one.

[Paul Kemp]

There shouldn't be one.

That's almost as absurd as thinking "Carlos Danger" is a clever username.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Most likely the heat is gone from the enactment of Duty to Starve laws.

[Goldwater]

Option 2.  And ROFL to all the pro-choicers who give that answer.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Ronald Wilson Reagan - best in not only my lifetime, but the best in American History.

[bballrox4717]

The fact a liberal had to ask this question proves that the media is liberal. Most major media networks are owned by wealthy Jews. John Kerry won 92-6 over Bush amongst members of the press. Bill Clinton got 88% of the press in 1992 when there was a 3 way race. You know what it's just easier to say yes it's liberal.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

On getting raped:

Yes women can be pretty bitchy about things. If you ask me she was asking for trouble. It might be nice to look at, but she's opening herself up to get preyed on. Guys have their instincts and if a guy is mentally ill, he'll go too far. While it's important to punish rapists and harassment, personal responsibility stops the problem before it occurs. Besides, she wasn't hot enough to wear such a bikini.

You bolded things to paint a picture of what I said that isn't there. Let people actually read it for what it's worth.

They can still read the whole post and have the tl;dr version be "dressing a certain way is asking for trouble, guys should not be expected to control their sexual urges, i don't live in 1450 so let's punish rapists, women still should not dress a certain way if they don't want to get raped and women have to look a certain way to wear a bikini"

[DC Al Fine]

On getting raped:

Yes women can be pretty bitchy about things. If you ask me she was asking for trouble. It might be nice to look at, but she's opening herself up to get preyed on. Guys have their instincts and if a guy is mentally ill, he'll go too far. While it's important to punish rapists and harassment, personal responsibility stops the problem before it occurs. Besides, she wasn't hot enough to wear such a bikini.

You bolded things to paint a picture of what I said that isn't there. Let people actually read it for what it's worth.

They can still read the whole post and have the tl;dr version be "dressing a certain way is asking for trouble, guys should not be expected to control their sexual urges, i don't live in 1450 so let's punish rapists, women still should not dress a certain way if they don't want to get raped and women have to look a certain way to wear a bikini"

Does locking one's doors mean that we think burglary is ok?