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[fezzyfestoon]

I'm at work as a landscaper sitting in my car bored as ass cause of the pouring rain.  The forum is a pain in the ass on my phone.

Why is it raining? It's summer.

Thunderstorms happen in the parts of the country where the entire place doesn't shrivel up and burst into flames every year.

That's funny. Thunderstorms don't happen here.

This is not Southern California. It makes me very angry when people say things like that.

Oh, waaah...people have such negative stereotypes about your state.

[Хahar 🤔]

I'm at work as a landscaper sitting in my car bored as ass cause of the pouring rain.  The forum is a pain in the ass on my phone.

Why is it raining? It's summer.

Thunderstorms happen in the parts of the country where the entire place doesn't shrivel up and burst into flames every year.

That's funny. Thunderstorms don't happen here.

This is not Southern California. It makes me very angry when people say things like that.

Oh, waaah...people have such negative stereotypes about your state.

Well, you're sort of setting yourself up for it by being from New Jersey.

[Citizen (The) Doctor]

The term "European Liberal" confuses the s**t out of me.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

GOT A FIVE ON THE AP EURO EXAM

[fezzyfestoon]

Well, you're sort of setting yourself up for it by being from New Jersey.

Bring it on, I can take it.

So today is day three of dealing with effing poison ivy.  This sh**t sucks ass like no other.  I might just quit it's so damn annoying.  Every day it gets ten times worse.

[Hash]

I'm bitter, pissed off and almost depressed. Yay.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I did some sapping in my grandpa garden.

[Citizen (The) Doctor]

Rock Band Forums just had the best loldrama ever and I'm surprisingly happy tonight.

[Vepres]

I'm bitter, pissed off and almost depressed. Yay.

Somebody needs hug

*hughughug*

[Free Palestine]

Just put a new article-thing on my website.

[Smid]

Just to let you all know, I'm travelling interstate for the family thing for the next week or so. Additionally, we have our federal election going on, so my spare time will be probably the lowest since I joined Atlas... so expect my posting to drop right back. Didn't want to start a seperate attention whoring thread, so just posted it here.

[Torie]

Well, you're sort of setting yourself up for it by being from New Jersey.

Bring it on, I can take it.

So today is day three of dealing with effing poison ivy.  This sh**t sucks ass like no other.  I might just quit it's so damn annoying.  Every day it gets ten times worse.

Are you a gardener or something, Fez?  One does not "deal" with poison ivy; rather one avoids it by not by not perambulating in zones of flora of questionable provenance. I mean, would you swim nude in a pool filled with jellyfish? Hey, come to think of it, the jellyfish thing might make a pretty good movie scene, as the villain savors the pain of his prey. 

[fezzyfestoon]

Are you a gardener or something, Fez?  One does not "deal" with poison ivy; rather one avoids it by not by not perambulating in zones of flora of questionable provenance. I mean, would you swim nude in a pool filled with jellyfish? Hey, come to think of it, the jellyfish thing might make a pretty good movie scene, as the villain savors the pain of his prey. 

Yeah, I'm doing landscaping stuff.  I've never had it before so I didn't even think of it and now it's freakin everywhere.  So I quit.  I was going to anyway a few days later since my friend will be here tomorrow.  Jellyfish torture would be gross, so would poison ivy torture.  Long and disgusting and painful.

[minionofmidas]

I have some giant hogweed scars.

[tmthforu94]

I've realized that when I cough a lot of times, I hiccup right after it. It sounds really creepy.

[Mechaman]

I am refraining from drinking carbonated and alcoholic beverages for the next two months.  It has also been five months since I last smoked.  Wish me luck.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I've realized that when I cough a lot of times, I hiccup right after it. It sounds really creepy.

And I have realized that when I get a case of the hiccups, I can end them through the power of sheer will.

[Holmes]

I've realized that when I cough a lot of times, I hiccup right after it. It sounds really creepy.

No! I do too.

[Free Palestine]

I got my learner's permit recently, and I might be able to get my license by the time the Fall semester starts.  I remember though, that in order to get my license I have to be driving for a certain length of time.  If that stands, I won't have it until December.

[tmthforu94]

I got my learner's permit recently, and I might be able to get my license by the time the Fall semester starts.  I remember though, that in order to get my license I have to be driving for a certain length of time.  If that stands, I won't have it until December.

Congratulations! I got my license back in April and made life so much easier.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

I am refraining from alcoholic beverages for the next two months.

[Mechaman]

I am refraining from alcoholic beverages for the next two months.

Because I am an overbloated fatf**k who can't fit into any of my jeans, that's why.

Oh and I have just joined alternatehistory.com (pending admin activation), so those of you who enjoy reading my timelines check it out I may even have some exclusives in the future (as well as post some of my older timelines there too).

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

I am refraining from alcoholic beverages for the next two months.

Because I am an overbloated fatf**k who can't fit into any of my jeans, that's why.

You could always drink Miller Lite. Only 3 carbs.

[Mechaman]

I am refraining from alcoholic beverages for the next two months.

Because I am an overbloated fatf**k who can't fit into any of my jeans, that's why.

You could always drink Miller Lite. Only 3 carbs.

I don't believe in lite beer..........

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

Oh and I have just joined alternatehistory.com (pending admin activation), so those of you who enjoy reading my timelines check it out I may even have some exclusives in the future (as well as post some of my older timelines there too).