Comedy Goldmine XII: A reimagining with Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell

[The Mikado]

Topic is: who would the preceding poster vote for in the last ten presidential elections?

1972: McGovern
1976: Carter
1980: Carter
1984: Mondale
1988: Dukakis
1992: Clinton
1996: Clinton
2000: Gore
2004: Kerry
2008: Obama

Straight D.  Who could this partisan Democratic preceding poster be?  Jfern?  Lief?

Turns out it's Libertas.

[Lief 🗽]

Topic is: who would the preceding poster vote for in the last ten presidential elections?

1972: McGovern
1976: Carter
1980: Carter
1984: Mondale
1988: Dukakis
1992: Clinton
1996: Clinton
2000: Gore
2004: Kerry
2008: Obama

Straight D.  Who could this partisan Democratic preceding poster be?  Jfern?  Lief?

Turns out it's Libertas.

Nah, I would have voted for Nader, Anderson and Gene McCarthy.

Funny quote though.

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

Topic is: who would the preceding poster vote for in the last ten presidential elections?

1972: McGovern
1976: Carter
1980: Carter
1984: Mondale
1988: Dukakis
1992: Clinton
1996: Clinton
2000: Gore
2004: Kerry
2008: Obama

Straight D.  Who could this partisan Democratic preceding poster be?  Jfern?  Lief?

Turns out it's Libertas.

Nah, I would have voted for Nader, Anderson and Gene McCarthy.

Funny quote though.

I think yougo1000 guessed that because Libertas is donning the Democratic avatar from Hawaii (or was at a time).

[Free Palestine]

Topic is: who would the preceding poster vote for in the last ten presidential elections?

1972: McGovern
1976: Carter
1980: Carter
1984: Mondale
1988: Dukakis
1992: Clinton
1996: Clinton
2000: Gore
2004: Kerry
2008: Obama

Straight D.  Who could this partisan Democratic preceding poster be?  Jfern?  Lief?

Turns out it's Libertas.

Nah, I would have voted for Nader, Anderson and Gene McCarthy.

Funny quote though.

Lief?  Voting with his conscience?  Absurd.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Topic is: who would the preceding poster vote for in the last ten presidential elections?

1972: McGovern
1976: Carter
1980: Carter
1984: Mondale
1988: Dukakis
1992: Clinton
1996: Clinton
2000: Gore
2004: Kerry
2008: Obama

Straight D.  Who could this partisan Democratic preceding poster be?  Jfern?  Lief?

Turns out it's Libertas.

Nah, I would have voted for Nader, Anderson and Gene McCarthy.

Funny quote though.

In 1996?

[Lief 🗽]

Topic is: who would the preceding poster vote for in the last ten presidential elections?

1972: McGovern
1976: Carter
1980: Carter
1984: Mondale
1988: Dukakis
1992: Clinton
1996: Clinton
2000: Gore
2004: Kerry
2008: Obama

Straight D.  Who could this partisan Democratic preceding poster be?  Jfern?  Lief?

Turns out it's Libertas.

Nah, I would have voted for Nader, Anderson and Gene McCarthy.

Funny quote though.

In 1996?

No, 2000 (assuming that it's without hindsight).

[SvenssonRS]

Topic is: who would the preceding poster vote for in the last ten presidential elections?

1972: McGovern
1976: Carter
1980: Carter
1984: Mondale
1988: Dukakis
1992: Clinton
1996: Clinton
2000: Gore
2004: Kerry
2008: Obama

Straight D.  Who could this partisan Democratic preceding poster be?  Jfern?  Lief?

Turns out it's Libertas.

That's almost as classic as Libs assuming I would have voted straight Republican for the last 34 years.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hamilton is like herpes.  Just when you think you've dealt with the problem for good...

[Landslide Lyndon]

He's too busy managing the construction of the Death Star.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Love advice from Dear AbbyBlubb:

Some advice:

1. Get arrested.  There's an inverse relationship between how many times you've been arrested and how much pussy you get.  You're in college, right?  That's great.  There's plenty of people walking around on campus that you can just run over with your truck.  Sure you'll get a couple of years, but I guarantee you that in jail you'll be getting your first love letters from several lady admirers.  Don't forget about all the convicts that get married in prison, to women who are able to see past their rough, child-killing exterior for the soul within.

2. Always treat women like sh**t.  Be dramatic about it.  Instead of holding books for a girl, throw them in the trash.  A good ratio is 80% of the time treat them like sh**t, 20% of the time act like a total and complete pussy.  As soon as her defenses are down, revert back to your asshole state.  Drives them wild.

3. Be random and spontaneous.  Get pissed for no reason.  Throw sh**t around.  Add some drama to her life.  Women want to be entertained.  Just don't for the love of God ever bore her.

That's enough tips.  Give it six months, let me know how it goes Inks.  Also, your friends and family might not like the new you, that's okay, just beat their ass and tell them to shut the  up.

[minionofmidas]

Van's right!

[Bo]

FF

You always need to be a contarian, don't you?

He is a nice fellow. FF

Libertas, that is why Winston don't like Derek

You are saying that Annie is cheating on Winston with Derek?

Oh no, what I was saying Winston is jealous

Lol. I have no need to be jealous.

.. LOL!!!! What a funny conversation. I got my laugh of the day.

Well I don't hun Hehe. It is funny though.

Hey, Winston, I like you girlfriend too, am I a creep?

(I know I am)

He is a creep. He like's peoples girlfriends.

He does? Where was this?

Long story.

I like long stories!

[The Mikado]

IP check him. He might be JSojourner. Soem of the things he says are just too stupid.

Then you are almost certainly JSojourner.

[SvenssonRS]

I was smart

That makes as much sense as saying Ahmadinejad is pro-Israel.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

not unless you want sharill law in this country

What exactly is sharill law?

It's like sharia, only from a loud, high pitched woman's voice.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Scan all current posters for proxies.

DC_cutie: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLogicForever

Oooh, they have a page on Libertas too!

[Sewer]

respectable public figures including Cynthia McKinney.

[Torie]

respectable public figures including Cynthia McKinney.

Oh my. Well I guess I can guess what the source of the attraction might be.

[CatoMinor]

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[Хahar 🤔]

Delete that. I don't want this page to look like that.

[Meeker]

Delete that. I don't want this page to look like that.

Put him on ignore. It makes any page he posts on look better.

[Torie]

Delete that. I don't want this page to look like that.

Perhaps a mod will do that for us. It is an eyesore. Alas no "JBT" appears to be online at the moment.

[Хahar 🤔]

And it's gone!

[Barnes]

As a part time pilot in the Texas Air National Guard, President Bush stuck by his home state of Texas to protect his fellow Texans from any potential threat during Vietnam. John Kerry abandoned his home state of Massachusetts unprotected as if a pack of oriental foreigners were more important than people back home. In terrorizing times of terrifying terror, how could we have trusted John Kerry not to abandon us again?

President Bush- He wasn't going anywhere!!!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Delete that. I don't want this page to look like that.

What was there?