The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[Gabu]

Before I even knew Stewart was a jew I pegged him as a jew for a few reasons:

1) He has a big nose.
2) He is arrogant and stupid.
3)He whines alot.
4) He is a smart ass.
5) He has a jewish skin pigment to him.

Instant classic.

[Gabu]

What the hell does liberalism have to do with your stupid game, jmfcst?  Presumably a reasonable liberal wouldn't be found anywhere near a football stadium.

I just threw out a little bait to give you an opportunity to once again prove what a wuss you are.  I'm sure you have a handshake like a partially excited penis.

HAHAHAHA!

[Gabu]

DAVE LIEP IS A ING ASSHOLE f****t WHO SCREWS HIS MOM UP THE ASS THEN SUCKS HER COCK. HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY!!! AND SPEED OF SOUND IS A BACKSTABBING PUSSY FACE!! GO TO HELL ATLASIA!!!!

[Gabu]

DAVE LIEP IS A ING ASSHOLE f****t WHO SCREWS HIS MOM UP THE ASS THEN SUCKS HER COCK. HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY!!! AND SPEED OF SOUND IS A BACKSTABBING PUSSY FACE!! GO TO HELL ATLASIA!!!!

I wonder if Dave Liep is Dave Leip's evil twin.

What a fool that kid is. I have to apologize again for even giving him the URL. I expected him to be decent, but Im afraid that he has shown nothing but immaturity.

It was worth it to get the above message.  I'm still laughing at, "HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY".

[Gabu]

Why are we wasting time on dead-end fads like solar energy or fossil fuels?  All this time we could have been using f****try.

We need to have 99% of North Americans be flaming homosexuals.  The sheer levels of f****try that would exist in North America if that were the case would completely free us all from our dependence on Middle Eastern oil.

[Gabu]

Why are we wasting time on dead-end fads like solar energy or fossil fuels?  All this time we could have been using f****try.

We need to have 99% of North Americans be flaming homosexuals.  The sheer levels of f****try that would exist in North America if that were the case would completely free us all from our dependence on Middle Eastern oil.

Thats only all of North America though right? Hasn't Canada been using f****try for quite some time?

No, just Quebec.  In fact, Quebec solves everything using f****try.

[Gabu]

Why are we wasting time on dead-end fads like solar energy or fossil fuels?  All this time we could have been using f****try.

We need to have 99% of North Americans be flaming homosexuals.  The sheer levels of f****try that would exist in North America if that were the case would completely free us all from our dependence on Middle Eastern oil.

Thats only all of North America though right? Hasn't Canada been using f****try for quite some time?

No, just Quebec.  In fact, Quebec solves everything using f****try.

Yes but all that f****try power derives from Celine Dion and her fanbase.

Well, yeah.

[Gabu]

DAVE LIEP IS A ING ASSHOLE f****t WHO SCREWS HIS MOM UP THE ASS THEN SUCKS HER COCK. HE COULD POWER A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HIS f****tRY!!! AND SPEED OF SOUND IS A BACKSTABBING PUSSY FACE!! GO TO HELL ATLASIA!!!!

Can someone please explain to me why a post that has been deleted for obscenity and harrassment can remain in the form of a quote? I mean, does the box around it make it okay? If it can stay up in this form, we need to stop deleting the original. It's either okay or it's not okay to post this. Pick one.

I think that Dave deleted the stuff more because of its quantity, i.e., because the guy was spamming up the thread.

Still, I hope that it doesn't get deleted.  The post I quoted is a true piece of comedy gold.

[Gabu]

Where did this 'comedy goldmine' stuff come from?

The person responsible should be run over by a train.

You're a comedy goldmine.

[Gabu]

BTW, how long did that take you to make that post Gabu?  (although for such a quality one, it must've been worth it...

About 30 seconds.

[Gabu]

If the election were held today, I'd be really surprised since its supposed to be in November.

[Gabu]

I got off on doing the sidewalk.

It may be out of context but it's still funny.

You should have included the "We measured at 15 inches" part too, to seal the out of context deal.

[Gabu]

Who will win thread?

1. Betsy Ross
2. The Sunflower Quilting Bee at Arles
3. Brave Little Tailor

[Gabu]

Dick Morris thinks....

No, he doesn't.

When this thread gets to page 2, you know that we're being too serious.

More funnay, plz.

[Gabu]

I would have to say Southern Girls because they are nice and not stuck up like Northern Girls are. Plus them southern girls no how to get down and drity if you know what I mean!

yesssss

I wish I could get down and "drity".

[Gabu]

when did the state of wisconsin become so hateful and intolerant?

wisconsin has a proud progressive tradtion.  oh well.  now they can join mississippi and the like in passing  hate-filled legislation.

Some Americans don't define "progress" by condoning immorality.

go uck a cock

So what if it's crude, this post literally made me laugh out loud.

[Gabu]

I would have to say Southern Girls because they are nice and not stuck up like Northern Girls are. Plus them southern girls no how to get down and drity if you know what I mean!

yesssss

I wish I could get down and "drity".

I can show you how to get down and dirty.

That's not the same.

I demand for it to be drity.

[Gabu]

what the &%#^$ was josh talking about?  does he even know?

He's basically saying that hitting your kid whenever he does something bad makes your kid learn not to do those things, akin to how touching a hot stove makes you learn not to touch hot stoves.

Of course, this is nonsense, and will only make your kid hate your guts and learn to do the things when you're not around, but that's what he's saying.

[Gabu]

If that's the case they shouldn't be such horrendous prudes there.

Because obviously, the more educated one is, the more one wants to go to strip clubs.

Of course. I would like to see naked proofs, semi-perfect numbers, algorithms, power series expansions, and nonhomogeneous third-order ordinary differential equations with variable coefficients dance around in high-heels and give me free lapdances.

But that four-foot rule will stop you from finding rational zero, if you catch my drift.

Not to worry; non-deterministic polynomial time will doubtlessly save the day!

I JUST F**KING CAME

There's sarcasm, and then there's really, really, well-done sarcasm.

Bonus points to anyone who can identify what's going on in the stuff I posted.

[Gabu]

Bonus points to anyone who can identify what's going on in the stuff I posted.

I think the letter E is trying to do something unspeakable to the the expontent dt.

I bet that when the civil rights activists talked about "integrated schools", they didn't mean this sort of integration!

[Gabu]

As an intellect I totaly"get it"

Hawkeye is an intellect?

I assume he is the intellect of a retarded person.

[Gabu]

How was the pope created?

Obviously he was created by God in his own image-just like you deutsh bag.

The fact that you can't spell deutsch bag leaves me severely questioning your ability to explain biology.

Oy.

It's "douche bag"

Not if he's intending to talk about high-quality German luggage.

[Gabu]

Now to lighten the mood:

I'm in favor of an economically and socially libertarian democrat party.

And I'm in favor of banning trolls. 

Really? So you'll leave Atlasia on your own?

This thread needs more JIMMY CARTER

[Gabu]

NOW it's a THREAD!!!111

[Gabu]

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Nigga please, like that would happen.