The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[WMS]

No, we all live in The Matrix. Nothing as we know it exists.

Been enjoying one too many of them red pills eh?

I always say take the blue ones... Their even endorsed by Bob Dole.

[YRABNNRM]

As an intellect I totaly"get it"

[Gabu]

As an intellect I totaly"get it"

Hawkeye is an intellect?

I assume he is the intellect of a retarded person.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

January 20, 2001: Strongly Approved
June 10, 2001: Strongly Approved
September 14, 2001: Strongly Approved
November 5, 2002: Strongly Approved
March 24, 2003: Strongly Approved
June 2, 2003: Strongly Approved
December 10, 2003: Strongly Approved
November 2, 2004: Strongly Approved
January 20, 2005: Strongly Approved
July 22, 2005: Strongly Approved
October 6, 2005: Strongly Approved
November 3, 2005: Strongly Approved
April 1, 2006: Strongly Approved

[Sam Spade]

January 20, 2001: Strongly Approved
June 10, 2001: Strongly Approved
September 14, 2001: Strongly Approved
November 5, 2002: Strongly Approved
March 24, 2003: Strongly Approved
June 2, 2003: Strongly Approved
December 10, 2003: Strongly Approved
November 2, 2004: Strongly Approved
January 20, 2005: Strongly Approved
July 22, 2005: Strongly Approved
October 6, 2005: Strongly Approved
November 3, 2005: Strongly Approved
April 1, 2006: Strongly Approved

Actually, anyone who is not open to thinking better or worse of a particular important person in question at one time or another is not to be taken seriously in general, BRTD.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Flags are for fools, Islam is for the insane, but a brothel is always cool.

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

January 20, 2001: Strongly Approved
June 10, 2001: Strongly Approved
September 14, 2001: Strongly Approved
November 5, 2002: Strongly Approved
March 24, 2003: Strongly Approved
June 2, 2003: Strongly Approved
December 10, 2003: Strongly Approved
November 2, 2004: Strongly Approved
January 20, 2005: Strongly Approved
July 22, 2005: Strongly Approved
October 6, 2005: Strongly Approved
November 3, 2005: Strongly Approved
April 1, 2006: Strongly Approved

A question was presented and I answered it honestly.  I support and strongly approve of President Bush.  I actually looked up the date in '04 when he signed on to the Federal Marriage Amendment, at which point I would have downgraded to only "Approve" or perhaps worse -- but I was definately back up to SA by November 2.

It should make you happy to know that I just now took the Bush/Cheney sign out of my yard, which is a protest of him not making the necessary shake-ups in the administration.

[Keystone Phil]

It should make you happy to know that I just now took the Bush/Cheney sign out of my yard

I'm sorry but that's just obnoxious. I can understand a week after the election but your actions are embarrassing. I can understand a car bumpersticker but keeping the sign out fron of your house just to show that you support the President? I also remember you telling me that you had almost every GOP candidate that was running in your district/state/municipality on your lawn. I think that was about twenty signs. I think you go overboard a bit but it's your property and nothing harmful.

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

It should make you happy to know that I just now took the Bush/Cheney sign out of my yard

I'm sorry but that's just obnoxious. I can understand a week after the election but your actions are embarrassing. I can understand a car bumpersticker but keeping the sign out fron of your house just to show that you support the President? I also remember you telling me that you had almost every GOP candidate that was running in your district/state/municipality on your lawn. I think that was about twenty signs. I think you go overboard a bit but it's your property and nothing harmful.

I think it was more than 20, as I had two street frontages at the time.   I just believe its important to stand behind the candidates and officials you believe in - not just at election time, but always - especially when they are being bombarded and bashed in the media. 

[??????????]

It should make you happy to know that I just now took the Bush/Cheney sign out of my yard

I'm sorry but that's just obnoxious. I can understand a week after the election but your actions are embarrassing. I can understand a car bumpersticker but keeping the sign out fron of your house just to show that you support the President? I also remember you telling me that you had almost every GOP candidate that was running in your district/state/municipality on your lawn. I think that was about twenty signs. I think you go overboard a bit but it's your property and nothing harmful.

I think it was more than 20, as I had two street frontages at the time.   I just believe its important to stand behind the candidates and officials you believe in - not just at election time, but always - especially when they are being bombarded and bashed in the media. 

Wow, I didn't even have to leave the thread to post this gold!

[PBrunsel]

If you were my son, I'd double your allowance!

If he was your son, child welfare would have taken him away long, long ago.

[riceowl]

This is a joke that a hardcore Republican friend of mine and I shared

I have that same hat...

[Platypus]

http://www.miscproject.com/mosh/

[ilikeverin]

Bad person: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM WRONG RAAAAAAAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH TIME TO GET CRUSHED"

Protestant Christian: "I disagree with your opinion because these Bible verses prove them wrong.  I hope you will casually ignore the fact that this is entirely irrelvant because you don't believe the Bible is the Word of God, and as such, you have no reason whatsoever to take these verses at face value."

Bad person: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HOW CAN THIS BE THE BIBLE DISAGREES WITH MY OPINION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Protestant Christian: "For whatever reason, the Bible, which you have never cared about until this moment in your life, has completely convinced you that I am right and you are wrong.  Isn't that great?"

In other words, the same logic as a Total commercial.

I have always suspected that Total is a tool of the Pat Robertson Christian right.  You can't have that few calories in such a damn fine-tasting cereal without some divine intervention.

Hmm, my 7777th post   AlcHitlre, I hope you're honored

[MaC]

Sweet!

I don't see why you're so excited. This is for people who have sex.

[YRABNNRM]

Bush is an idoit, why did we elected him?

[Alcon]

I bet Kermit the Frog is a Gerald Ford Republican.

There's nothing better than the phrase "Kermit the Frog is a Gerald Ford Republican" to make me laugh after being up all night.

[Max Power]

This thread:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=39332.0

[Keystone Phil]

I'm only joining if it involves getting some communist rebel pussy.

[WalterMitty]

Bush is an idoit, why did we elected him?

classic  that is signature worthy.

although the post about the weird black girl in his class was stellar also.

[riceowl]

How was the pope created?

Obviously he was created by God in his own image-just like you deutsh bag.

The fact that you can't spell deutsch bag leaves me severely questioning your ability to explain biology.

Oy.

It's "douche bag"

[Max Power]

How was the pope created?

Obviously he was created by God in his own image-just like you deutsh bag.

The fact that you can't spell deutsch bag leaves me severely questioning your ability to explain biology.

Oy.

It's "douche bag"

That was the joke.....

[Gabu]

How was the pope created?

Obviously he was created by God in his own image-just like you deutsh bag.

The fact that you can't spell deutsch bag leaves me severely questioning your ability to explain biology.

Oy.

It's "douche bag"

Not if he's intending to talk about high-quality German luggage.

[Bono]

How is this possible?

Is it possible to be any more conservative than Bush is?

[YRABNNRM]

The song is certainly, uh, very direct, in the sense that it clubs you over the head with its meaning.  If you like to masturbate to people yelling "USA USA USA USA USA OMG WE ARE SO AWESOME", I suppose I can see how people could like listening to it.