How many times a week do you masturbate?

[greenforest32]

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[greenforest32]

you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.

Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

OK, it's time we set down some guidelines in writing.

Fourth - Sexually Oriented Content.  We're not going to delete every post with the word "penis" in it.  But if you cross the line of common sense, of what's acceptable and what isn't, then it's going to get deleted.  Ultimately, this is the most subjective rule (the alternative is to ban all sexually oriented topics, which I'm sure isn't the wish of everybody as a whole), so if you have doubts, don't post it, or PM me first.

[greenforest32]

you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.

Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

Look, if I can get infracted for asking if another poster lived in Siberia (earning 10 death points) and have a thread locked and infracted for bringing black jelly beans to school...then certainly the number of times you spank your monkey violates proper decorum.

The hell? Is this a reference to something?

[greenforest32]

What the Hell? You really wanna know how many times per week people masturbate? I thought privacy was a liberal value. Why in God's name is there an entire BAD WORDS thread devoted to this?

Comparative analysis my good sir. Too bad there aren't any girls posting