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« on: October 17, 2011, 03:21:21 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 03:23:18 PM »
you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2011, 03:26:37 PM »
If I was a girl, I think I'd wear one of those remote controlled "butterfly belts" under my clothes to church. Just for the irony value.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 03:27:14 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.

Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

Quote from: P:B R:G P:Y B:O on July 14, 2011, 03:19:01 AM
OK, it's time we set down some guidelines in writing.

Fourth - Sexually Oriented Content.  We're not going to delete every post with the word "penis" in it.  But if you cross the line of common sense, of what's acceptable and what isn't, then it's going to get deleted.  Ultimately, this is the most subjective rule (the alternative is to ban all sexually oriented topics, which I'm sure isn't the wish of everybody as a whole), so if you have doubts, don't post it, or PM me first.
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 03:32:54 PM »
Quote from: A Testament To Broken Walls on October 17, 2011, 03:26:37 PM
If I was a girl, I think I'd wear one of those remote controlled "butterfly belts" under my clothes to church. Just for the irony value.

Please don't be a parody of yourself, dude.
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 03:34:02 PM »
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.
Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

Look, if I can get infracted for asking if another poster lived in Siberia (earning 10 death points) and have a thread locked and infracted for bringing black jelly beans to school...then certainly the number of times you spank your monkey violates proper decorum.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2011, 03:34:10 PM »
About 5, but only 2 or 3 will end in... well, the classic denouement.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2011, 03:34:39 PM »
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.

Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

Quote from: P:B R:G P:Y B:O on July 14, 2011, 03:19:01 AM
OK, it's time we set down some guidelines in writing.

Fourth - Sexually Oriented Content.  We're not going to delete every post with the word "penis" in it.  But if you cross the line of common sense, of what's acceptable and what isn't, then it's going to get deleted.  Ultimately, this is the most subjective rule (the alternative is to ban all sexually oriented topics, which I'm sure isn't the wish of everybody as a whole), so if you have doubts, don't post it, or PM me first.

OK, Inks may hate his own p***s, but that doesn't mean we have to suffer.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2011, 03:37:45 PM »
Too many.
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 03:42:14 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:34:02 PM
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.
Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

Look, if I can get infracted for asking if another poster lived in Siberia (earning 10 death points) and have a thread locked and infracted for bringing black jelly beans to school...then certainly the number of times you spank your monkey violates proper decorum.

The hell? Is this a reference to something?
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 03:46:20 PM »
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:34:02 PM
Look, if I can get infracted for asking if another poster lived in Siberia (earning 10 death points) and have a thread locked and infracted for bringing black jelly beans to school...then certainly the number of times you spank your monkey violates proper decorum.

The hell? Is this a reference to something?

The kinky man uses black jelly beans in masturbation.
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2011, 03:49:42 PM »
Quote from: opebo on October 17, 2011, 03:34:10 PM
About 5, but only 2 or 3 will end in... well, the classic denouement.

Really? That sounds painful.
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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2011, 03:54:36 PM »
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:34:02 PM
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.
Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

Look, if I can get infracted for asking if another poster lived in Siberia (earning 10 death points) and have a thread locked and infracted for bringing black jelly beans to school...then certainly the number of times you spank your monkey violates proper decorum.

The hell? Is this a reference to something?

yes, to a painful memory which forever changed the way I think about this forum:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=140339.0
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2011, 03:55:59 PM »
Quote from: Herman Cain's Gold Chain on October 17, 2011, 03:49:42 PM
Quote from: opebo on October 17, 2011, 03:34:10 PM
About 5, but only 2 or 3 will end in... well, the classic denouement.

Really? That sounds painful.

Not at all.. I am truly master of my domain.
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2011, 04:00:11 PM »
5+ times a week (I)

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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2011, 04:09:37 PM »

It's fine, man. That's probably less than the average teenage boy. Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2011, 04:11:05 PM »
Quote from: My Version of Unused Avatars on October 17, 2011, 04:09:37 PM

It's fine, man. That's probably less than the average teenage boy. Tongue

We're talking about 11 times a week on average Tongue
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« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2011, 04:12:05 PM »
I can't get to sleep at night without doing it, so 7 at minimum.
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« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2011, 04:14:13 PM »
note to self:  don't post any more pictures on this forum of your wife, daughters, son, or dogs
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« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2011, 04:18:04 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 04:14:13 PM
note to self:  don't post any more pictures on this forum of your wife, daughters, son, or dogs

You even gave them moving images, jmfcst. What do you think they did with those?
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« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2011, 04:54:55 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 04:14:13 PM
note to self:  don't post any more pictures on this forum of your wife, daughters, son, or dogs

I have to say it seems a little strange that you, a man of the masculine persuasion, know so little about your own kind.  I mean, it was only a couple of decades ago that you had testosterone running through your veins.. don't you remember what it was like?
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« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2011, 04:55:40 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 04:14:13 PM
note to self:  don't post any more pictures on this forum of your wife, daughters, son, or dogs

Damn, I was so close... Sad
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« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2011, 05:21:33 PM »
About twice a day, on average.
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« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2011, 05:30:31 PM »
3 - 5 (D)
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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2011, 07:58:08 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:54:36 PM
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:34:02 PM
Quote from: greenforest32 on October 17, 2011, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on October 17, 2011, 03:23:18 PM
you better make it a quicky...you don't want to be caught with your pants down when the mods show up.
Oh what they're gonna delete this? It's pretty tame and doesn't seem like it crosses the common sense line to me.

Look, if I can get infracted for asking if another poster lived in Siberia (earning 10 death points) and have a thread locked and infracted for bringing black jelly beans to school...then certainly the number of times you spank your monkey violates proper decorum.

The hell? Is this a reference to something?

yes, to a painful memory which forever changed the way I think about this forum:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=140339.0

World's not fair, is it?

Now, normally I'm sympathetic to your plight, but in that particular thread you gave me a hard time for my digression.  Even gave me an F.  All I ever do is digress, and no one ever gives me an F over it.  Except you.  So you get no sympathy from me for your ten death points.
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