Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Paul Kemp]

It tells you how bad things are with the dog that Bushie would rather talk about his weight!

[Paul Kemp]

Also LOL at Bushie's "this is my thread and I can talk about what I want!" A child as ever. I'm expecting another "Jeff 1, Forum 0" soon.

[Paul Kemp]

Did you tell the vet that Blondie J was an "outdoor dog"?

[Paul Kemp]

Dogs have to be kept outside or they won't be in shape? LOL. I don't keep my dog outside all the time and she's perfectly in shape.

Of course, Bushie isn't even disciplined in regard to his own eating habits so I assume he is absolutely unable manage another living creature's eating habits.

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie has kids? Isn't he like 17?

bro do u even update

[Paul Kemp]

If I lock it, that's it, no more Update. Ever.  

lol.

[Paul Kemp]

Let's rewind about a month, we didn't choose her (as in we didn't go to the pet store or someone selling/giving away puppies).  She chose us and we adopted her into our family.

Stop it. You could have easily given it up for adoption. The dog didn't "chose" anything. There's no special reason why this lost dog showed up to your trailer.

If I lock it, that's it, no more Update. Ever. 

lol.

That's Inks rule, not mine.

Of course it isn't. Let's test it.

[Paul Kemp]

Anyone remember "The Sopranos" episode where Dr. Melfi discovers that talk therapy may only advance sociopathic tendencies? I think The Update is our version of that.

[Paul Kemp]

Duke 5000, Jeff 0

[Paul Kemp]

I hope the interview works out for you. Best of luck.

[Paul Kemp]

I'm unsure if the pornstache is a plus or minus. Also, from a friendly stranger, you would hate Kenya. I've been to underdeveloped areas, and, let me just say this, the Bataan like conditions very quickly lose their novelty.

He's been there twice already. Loving on kids beats out the tough weather it seems.

[Paul Kemp]

Does Bushie have "the bug"?

why not mcdonalds bushie?  seriously.  it should be easy to get a job there.  flexible hours.  and meal discounts.  and dont bring up your diet...everyone knows you arent on a diet.

How does the loss of 15 pounds happen outside of a diet?

Could you start taking some pictures that show your progress? I just don't believe that you've lost 15 pounds.

Judging by his FB photos, he certainly doesn't look it.

[Paul Kemp]

lol.

[Paul Kemp]

Any news about your kids?  

This topic seems very uninteresting to you.....and it should be numero uno.

How about the dog?

[Paul Kemp]

I also was not overly worried, because I know God is the Great Physician, so the kids were in the hands of the best doctor around. 

The cringes I just experienced from this quote may have caused tremors.

[Paul Kemp]

I also was not overly worried, because I know God is the Great Physician, so the kids were in the hands of the best doctor around. 

The cringes I just experienced from this quote may have caused tremors.

Considering how many people have died worldwide from it over time I'm wondering what the ones who died did to make the Great Physician mad?

Must've had pre-existing conditions.

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[Paul Kemp]

The ratings for theology segments of "The Update" aren't great.

[Paul Kemp]

Boring. Talk more about the ex.