Gas stoves vs electric stoves? A new culture war fight

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

(Most) electric stoves in their current form are absolutely effing horrible. I have one right now and I almost never use it for anything but stir fry; it's so bad that there are things that I just bake instead of browning or sautéing even though one really isn't supposed to. I'd fully support a phase-out of gas stoves if somebody invented an electric stove that actually, you know, worked the way a stove is meant to work, but somehow I doubt the San Francisco Board of Everything Else is going to be leading the charge on that one.